I just met the funniest MK opponent ever.
By imsh_pl 11 Comments
After I moved my PS3 to my room from my brother's room (bro has exams and has to learn physics and shit) I had quite I finally was able to step my MK game up a bit. I was getting a little bored with Scorpion so I decided to check Cyber Sub-zero out yesterday. I love his moves and his combos are not that hard to pull off. Anyways...
I was getting into a match a few hours ago and my opponent picked Sub-zero. He turned out to be the turtling type, so I must admit I had a bit of trouble getting through, but after a few rounds I managed to rip him apart with some overheads when he was crouching and sweeps when he was standing.
I got a bit bored with Cyber sub so I decided to pick Scorpino (this is both the best and funniest typo ever). He changed his character to Baraka. As he proceeded to stand in a corner and block (with Baraka, lol), I just spammed hellfire whenever he was turtling.
I then picked Cyber sub again, and he went with smoke. I managed to get him trapped in a corner and made a combo which consists of 6 kicks, every other of which is an overhead. He fell for it again and again, and after a few easy rounds I received a message saying:
I chuckled a bit inside and sent him a message saying "you knew that I only used a single attack, yet you still fell for it and died".
"u nub stop beighim gayboy,using the same fing move"
He then replied
I sent him a message asking "you do know that some attacks have to be blocked standing right?"."yh cuz u cnt blk against it - by the time im bck up on my feet u do the move again fag"
He then quit the lobby. But it only started getting interesting from there...
After a few minutes I received a message asking for a rematch. I picked Scorpion again, he went with Sub zero, the map's loading. Punching in some random code combination as usual.
But when the match started... something interesting occured.
It turned out that I activated a code taking away half of my health bar. I honestly don't know how it happened, but even in spite of less hit points I managed to defeat him with ease. We then played another match - this time with full health bars - and I managed to kill him easily with a lot of spear (the kind that you have to block immediately after standing up or you'll get hit). He then sent me a message "still doin it".
He then asked me to change to a random character. I randomed stryker, whose moves are pretty familiar to me, and defeated him without taking too much damage.
My brother then came into the room.
I explained the situation to him, and he asked me to let him try to defeat my opponent. Incidentally we just received a message saying "no s moves".
Yeah, you guessed it. My brother killed him even without the S moves.
We then played some more rounds but he still wasn't able to win.
He finally got tired and quit the lobby.
And right now I received a message asking:
u got blk ops?