• jaks posted a message on the post Shovel Knight Review.

    So you're scoring your essays now?

  • jaks posted a message on the post Video Essay: A Story About My Uncle.

    Thanks for the scoreless video review, I guess. What do you guys do all day?

  • jaks posted a message on the post Bombshell, Born From the Ashes of a Duke Nukem Lawsuit.

    Maybe she wouldn't have lost her arm if she wore some actual fucking body armor.

  • jaks posted a message on the post Microsoft Dropping Kinect Requirement From Xbox One.

    Cool. Now no 3rd party developer will ever support Kinect again. Thanks for the $100 doorstop, Microsoft. PS: Fuck you and your shitty console I overpaid for.

  • jaks posted a message on the post Gimme Axiom Verge Right Now.

    Finally. Metroid for people too hipster for Metroid.