@Jaqen_HGhar:

You'd look better without one, but that's just my opinion.

nice beard

:( im jealous 20 and still almost nothing.

@TehFlan: Why thank you, even though that is surely a lie. I am certain I shall never wear it like this for real as well, as every time I see myself in the mirror I burst out laughing. Which makes me look even more stupid. But hey, it is fun! If only I had some old-timey clothes to wear...

You pull that off rather nicely good sir.

And we have a winner! Number 20 took the lead, meaning I am now sporting a Hulihee. It did barely win though, as both 28 (Napoleon III Imperial) and 11 (Friendly Mutton Chops) had one less vote. My initial post will be updated to show the change. That is it for me this time, thank you everyone who voted on this stupid thing!

Mutton Chops.

The Ron Swanson.

@iam3green: Well, some people just can't grow a beard it seems. I have been lucky with my hair, as I got plenty where I want it, and not much where I don't want it. So far...

@Angre_Leperkan439: Not just you. That is the current leader in fact. Closely followed by 11, Friendly Mutton Chops. Which is kinda the same thing really. Was hoping for something more crazy, like the Napoleon one. But will still be fun! And probably quite awful :D

Poisanally, I would like to see the Hulihee. But maybe that's just me :)

11 or 3 are the ones. i wish i could grow a full beard. i have bald spots and doesn't grow equally.

31, 8 or 2

@OldGuy: Yeah, I do end up trimming the middle of it at least once a week. 'cause having it all up in your food all the time is not my idea of a fun time. Will see if I can track down some wax for when I grow it out again. If I shave everything this weekend, I will probably need it in a few months. I do plan on really letting it grow sometime. Groom it nicely and stuff so I can have it all longer, then end up with a proper Santa Clause.

@NegativeCero: Oh, I will update! I will never be able to run away from the pictures I am going to upload. Full frontal facial hair baby!

@Dagbiker: I thought the family friendly wholesome fun would suit this, my favorite of communities.

@ajamafalous: I do lack the sufficient coverage for the more ludicrous ones, yes. May have to do this again once I have gone Full Santa Clause. Got many years left of facial hair shenanigans!

4 or 5.

4

Go for the Klingon dude.

26

3, only because your beard isn't conducive to most of the ridiculous ones.

Shouldent this be posted on 4chan or somthing? Anyway #30

11 is the correct answer.

#20. Hopefully you will update when it's done.

Zappa. Always. Number 21.

20!

If I could pull it off, I would rock that Civil War general goodness all the time.

11

17 dude. nice and simple

28.

28; gotta keep it classy.

26

31

Twenty six.

I've done the 11 a few times, though I always referred to it as a Colonial.

@OldGuy: Yeah, the lack of 'stache do make some of them less likely to work out. I was going to save for longer before doing this, but I kinda got bored. And I am starting to look like a hobo, so I should trim it, meaning it would take even longer to get more length.

@Resident4t: Hell yeah! I think that will be a thing that happens no matter which I end up having to do...

# 20 with a Fu Manchu mustache. 
 
Women will fall at your feet. 
 

21. i'Il say the Frank zappa one!

Also i thought it was pretty funny there is one called "rap industrie standard".. And it fits even!

Three or seventeen.

Go with the Gordon Freeman.

21. Always go with Zappa. Always.
 
...I'd say 8 as a second choice, but you just don't have enough 'stache there to do that one...

if you can pull off #20 then props to you.

@Panpipe: Well, thanks, but where is the fun in that? And it only takes a month or two before I am back to being well enough bearded.

Awww, keep it, suits you.

If you HAVE to, go #17 and be boring.

@Video_Game_King: You got a point... well, to late to change that now! Just... pretend I said "Which facial-hair configuration" :D

@ShadowConqueror: I just scribbled down fast in Paint.net. Should be self-explanatory once you see the progression of the numbers anyway.

And of course, I will take before and after pictures. The reason I want to do this this weekend is because I am going to visit my mom. She is going to freak out no matter which of those I do :D

#26

I wanna do something like that, but i wanna see what it would look like on someone else first.

11.

15. And write more legibly, damn you!

Number Thirty One...

Half of those aren't beards.

20, obviously.

Poll this fucker up!

Going to shave my face again on Thursday evening/Friday. A friend of mine requested that I should do something crazy, so he found me this chart:

Now, I have put numbers on that sucker, and will try to do whatever get the most votes. I was going to do this only on my Facebook, but I barely have any people on Facebook who cares, so I am going to let it spill over here as well. I am going to wear it like that only for the weekend, as I don't think my boss will be happy with some weird shit going on in my face. She practically fainted when I cut my hair shorter...

Oh, and some of those are kinda unrealistic for me to do, as I look somewhat like what you see on the right now. And yes, I know, I shouldn't add this to the Off-topic boards, as this is pretty stupid. However, if I just made a blogpost no-one would see it. And that wouldn't do me any good, now would it?

EDIT:

Winner is Hulihee. Check it out!

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