Wowzers - picked this up for my iphone this morning and have been parrying my blade blunt. Great game and the first thing thats been worth playing on it. 
 
*salut*
 
Oh and I could have taken the uber lords offer at level 3 - DENIED MOTHER FUKKER!

I took the uber lords offer when I should have said no and killed him, I still had a full health bar., i tried again after that and it just didn't work out as well.  Its alot of fun, you feel like a real badass once you get used to all the counters, all the non-God enemies cant even touch me.