So ya, I felt like making one of those, hey I hit a thousand posts things. Never been much of an active user like most of you guys but it looks like I used it enough to reach this first milestone. Hmm, ya I really should add something else to this but I'm coming up with nothing, so I'll just end this with a happy picture.  
 

congrats jesus!  im sorry to inform u that i have converted from catholosism to the diocese of the flying spaghetti monster

JESUS YOU DID IT!

now you're playing with the big boys

I too recently hit 1000 posts, and it only took me since 2008!

Jesus is my homie 

Nailed it.

Congartulations.

" Nailed it. "

" @buzz_clik said:

" Nailed it. "

Best comment in weeks. "

" @Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work. "

I remember when I made this thread... I was sitting in the college library, it was winter 2009... looking back, maybe I shouldn't have made this thread, it seems kinda silly.

He hits 1000 posts and all of a sudden he thinks he is a messiah or somthing... Who does he think he is? Jesu-..... oh wait..... never mind. 

This calls for a sexy party

" @Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work. "

Even Jesus backs Giant Bomb, TAKE THAT GAMESPOT!

Can I get your autograph? 
I loved you in that Science Fiction book that schools forced on people back in the day!  
Pleeeease?

Way to go Jesus. I need to follow you.

Congratulations Jesus.

Jesus died for your posts.

I'm following Jesus!  I feel so fulfilled!

How's Satan doing with his post count these days? Never hear from the guy!

Fuck you for making this thread.

Congratz Jesus! =D

I would follow you but...man I just don't have 40 years to follow a person. ( yes I'm WELL aware it was a different person)

Congratulations Jesus.

Grandma told me that Jesus is black.

" @mikeeegeee said:

" @buzz_clik said:

" Nailed it. "

Best comment in weeks. "

Can't believe that I just now got that, haha. "

well uh no cake ?

I believe it's pronounced "Hey-Zeus"

" Nailed it. "

"  So ya, I felt like making one of those, hey I hit a thousand posts things. Never been much of an active user like most of you guys but it looks like I used it enough to reach this first milestone. Hmm, ya I really should add something else to this but I'm coming up with nothing, so I'll just end this with a happy picture.  
 

"

god you guys are funny ! 
 
 
here's my contribution : 
 

yo jesus! hook me up with one of them sweet 3DSes will ya?! cheers bro! 
also: F5

I call bullshit  Jesus was obviously black a white guy can't get that much swag

" @Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work. "

Amen

" Fuck you for making this thread. "

" @mikeeegeee said:

" @buzz_clik said:

" Nailed it. "

Best comment in weeks. "

Can't believe that I just now got that, haha. "

For some reason I was reminded of this clip: 
  

"  So ya, I felt like making one of those, hey I hit a thousand posts things. Never been much of an active user like most of you guys but it looks like I used it enough to reach this first milestone. Hmm, ya I really should add something else to this but I'm coming up with nothing, so I'll just end this with a happy picture.  
 

"

" @LeetBalla said:

" Fuck you for making this thread. "

Why you gotta be like that, man? "

" I remember when I made this thread... I was sitting in the college library, it was winter 2009... looking back, maybe I shouldn't have made this thread, it seems kinda silly. "

Great job Jesus, good to see many other nice people in here except for the occasional assholes who need to make it known that they don't believe in Jesus. As an atheist, I'm glad to call you my pal.