Greg Kasavin; I'd love to read this guys insights again. Plus, for a bald man he's still got the looks that stack the books.

Jeff Gerstmann; Obviously, here, I mean why else would I go to this site? Giantbomb without Jeff Gerstmann is like Gamespot without Jeff Gerstmann. It would suck.

Ryan Davis; He's really opened up since coming to the bomb as a leading guy. Before on GS he was a underused side player but now he really shows that he's a force in front of and behind the page. But honestly? I think he should shave his facial hair. I'm imagining a mix between Topher Grace and John Candy. Who wouldn't like to snuggle up to that on a couch while playing Fatal Frame 2? Just kind of both of us forcing the controller into the other's hands because we don't want to press the button to open a door and then laughing and giggling about it afterward.

Dan Hsu;. If you lived in an age when the internet wasn't so easily available then you gotta go with the Shoe. When EGM was in its heyday it was THE source for console gaming and it's all because of this guy.

Michael Pachter; It would be interesting to have him write a column sort of like the Q-man. Who wouldn't want to hear this guy?