John Vignocchi is the Best Part of Alan Wake
By MarkWahlberg 14 Comments
So I just finished playing Alan Wake recently, and while I don't really have anything to say about the game in general that hasn't already been said, there is something that I think has been severely overlooked. And that thing is: John Vignocchi.
Also, 'exactly' is totally one of those words that look weird when you stare at it too long. I hate it when that happens.
Also Also, this is probably going to be my last blog/anything on the site for a while ( or ever??? *gasp*). Taking a leave of absence for personal/ethical/spiritual/legal reasons. All things considered, it's probably fitting that this is how I go out.
Say hello to you mother for me.
EDIT: Perhaps I should clarify, in case anyone thinks I'm calling Mr. Vignocchi an obnoxious chubby fellow, I'm not. I'm saying that if you took any of his anecdotes from the Bombcast, and had Barry Wheeler tell those in the game, it would totally fit. They're both.... Charmingly garrulous, let's say. The physical resemblance is almost nil. THIS WAS PRIMARILY FOR HUMOROUS PURPOSES, AND AS SUCH SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.