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@RobotHamster said:
I have the weirdest boner...
Weird as in "circumstance", or weird as in "it bends the wrong way"?
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Kesslers cam is back!!!!

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Joy, you're back.

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Is vinny... bald?

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@yoshimitz707 said:
KESSLER KAM KONTINUES!
YESSSSSSS. 
 
Squeezing that slim jim like a zit was fucking nasty. Now if I'm ever in a situation where I can have a slim jim, I'm going to avoid it.
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I had to look away at the part where Ethan was squeezing the goo out of the Slim Jim, so glad they don't have those in the UK. Still, it was another great edition of Kessler Kam.

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KESSLER KAM WOO!! man I must have more KESSLER KAM!! oh and I don't get it, we don't have any meat sticks over here well not any that come in a wrapper like it's candy, what does it taste like? first time I saw a slim jim I thought it was like a healthy chocolate bar or something like that, that squeezing part looked disgusting.

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@emem said:

Oh god, that yellow/orange goo.. why?

I agree...just that yellow/orange goo crap almost made me hurl and I probably will never have a hunger to snap into a slim jim again. BTW..anyone know what shoes Jeff was wearing..those were badass looking..
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@mracoon said:

I had to look away at the part where Ethan was squeezing the goo out of the Slim Jim, so glad they don't have those in the UK. Still, it was another great edition of Kessler Kam.

I did too, I was too busy watching Jeff struggle in the back trying to open up the Slim Jim. 
 
Keep these going Kessler.
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Tear into the Spice!

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The lack of Slim Jim box puking is disturbing.

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@mnzy said:
Do you have BiFis in the US? Slim Jims kinda look like BiFis. (Yes, I looked up how they write it.)  edit says BiFis are called Peperamis in the UK.
Nah, Pepperamis don't have that horrible yellow stuff. It's just meat.
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The Kessler Kam is back!! BOOSH! Norm's history with Slim Jims and Jeff ripping at one in the background were especially great.

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After watching the mailbag where they got the Slim Jims, I actually wanted to try a Slim Jim. 
After watching this, I never want to see a Slim Jim again. 
 
Also, I don't know if you guys noticed, but Vinny's hair is gone.

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@MaFoLu: Pre-E3 shave!! They spoke of this on the Bombcast.
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Oh fuck yes. Keep it up dude!
 
Also that was fucking disgusting when Ethan squeezed the juice out of one.

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Watching that Slim Jim being popped like a zit makes me not want to really eat a Slim Jim...
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Welcome back Kessler. Enjoyed the video and I'll lay off those slim jims.

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How could anyone still want to eat one of those after that squeeze-out?

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@Vager: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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All hail the return of Kessler!

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Norm should be forced to eat Slim Jims as parts of different recipes on tonight's Happy Hour.

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I will never eat a Slim Jim again. 
I am now the Slim Jim party-pooper...

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Vinny Diesel looks like he'd snap the hell out of a Slim Jim.

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Inspired by Hardcore Dave, Vinny has adopted his new Hardcore Vinny persona. I approve. Also, I will never eat a Slim Jim again.

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does everyone at Whiskey Media where black shirts and dark jeans?

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Bald Vinny, the hard-ass assassin.  He can start a mercenary group with Hardcore Dave.

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Gross.

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WB Kessler. :)

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I've never had a slim jim in my 24 years, but I had no idea there was such a viscous looking juice/ooze? that was inside them.  I don't think I'll need to eat one...ever.

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Is vinny bald?!

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At last, we have an answer to the question that has pleagues us since the passing of the Macho Man, "Who will now snap into all of the Slim Jim's?"

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Imagine they made a "fat jim".
 
I'm sure whatever that was would be disgusting.

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Gross.

Also yay Kessler Kam: The Komeback

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YAY!

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Kessler Kaaaaam!!

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Wow, I can't believe that so many people at Whiskey are Slim Jim noobs. Maybe they're not as popular on the west coast?

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Look at the label, folks. The first ingredient listed: mechanically separated chicken. You cannot trust something like that. You just can't.

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Slim Jims are for men.  I can't believe that Norm held that shit the whole time and didn't take a bite.  This video is 5 minutes long and he held that thing for longer without a single bite.  Norm, I thought you were a man...

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God that was amazing. And disgusting