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TSA randomly checking IDs at the gate. Now I feel 37% safer than I did before.
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Going on hour number five of this delay. We taxied to the runway, but ATC dropped our flight plan so we are still half an hour away. Ugh
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How do you run out of overhead space on a flight with 50 people in a plane made for 150?
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Going on three hours of delay with no end in sight. Non-handicapped people rolling around in wheelchairs. Legal limit of jorts exceeded #sos
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Two hour delay, but I got upgraded to first since a bunch of people bailed. I'll take it.
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There's a reason why these umps are in a college game.
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I'm really enjoying these new episodes of Arrested Development. #anustart
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Back home after the mileage run. Interesting experience, but I'm not sure I would do it again unless I saw another really low fare.
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Lucked out with an exit row seat with no one in the middle. #dtw #lax
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Not sure if hipster or just needs weird looking prescription glasses
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Getting ready to start my mileage run. 5 segments over 26 hours. 2/5 upgraded to first so far. #clt #dtw #lax #sjc #atl #clt #milesaddict
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DeAndre "Duece" Dropkins
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I watch SNL for the Daft Punk commercials.
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Someone jokingly requested moonshine on this flight, and another legitimately asked for a shot of tequila. This plane is going to get weird.
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Just got off my flight from Boston to Lebanon, NH. Four people on board. I got the seat behind the empty co pilot chair.
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I'm not sure which weight related headline has me more excited for baseball season. Mike Trout is fat, or John Lackey is thin.
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A guy used the tiny urinal next to me yesterday and it reminded me of this week's Workaholics. Inappropriate laughter occurred in my head.
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I just landed in Florida and I saw a Michigan helmet tumbling down the street. #clowney
Oh no, false alarm.
Oops. I linked it as Diddy in the bullet points, but yes Donkey Kong Racing was totally a thing that year.
TSA randomly checking IDs at the gate. Now I feel 37% safer than I did before.
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