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Yo dawg, my gamertag is ISmokeWeed64

I just watched the quick look for Kane & Lynch: Dog Days and it got me worried about gamertag names. For those who haven't seen it, Jeff and Brad checked out some of the multiplayer, and all of the players in the match had the most juvenile gamertags ever, such as "Oo SiK WeeD oO" and "Halo Man445." It got me thinking, what if one of these people met someone in real life who is also a gamer, and so they give that person their gamertag. Wouldn't they come off a complete ass?  
 
I mean, most of my friends I know in real life have silly gamertags, but none referencing weed or anything. And personally, I like my gamertags to be simple and easy to explain. My PSN tag is "mgsguy" because I like Metal Gear. My gamertag on Xbox is "adolescentnerd" because that's exactly what I am. I don't want to make my names embarrassing because I have a thought in the back of my mind that I'll met someone who plays games in real life, and if I gave them a stupid name like "Oo SiK WeeD oO" then this new friend would probably never talk to me again. 
 
And on the topic of gamertags, Time Muffin is such an amazing name. 

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My gamertag aint bad I dont think. XvRokyracoonVx. Its shows how no one knows of Beatles songs that aren't Here Comes The Sun. Its ridiculous how many people on 360 and PSN I find that have no idea what it is. I think my PSN  name is better, Rokyracoon68, for it doesn't have the X's and V's and tells the year the song was released so the 68 makes sense. I only did the X's and V's cause my friends did it and my first 360 Gamertag, same as PSN, didn't work on Live anymore for some reason and I needed something extra added to the 'tag.
 
Some of my friends on Lives tags are so gay though. For example. XXIMATHUG13, XV ITz MAGIK z, and OhHiiiiiiiiiii just to name a few. I ended up deleting the first after he changed it and the other two.... I don't know why they are still on my friends list. They're all a bunch of homos.

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mary_effn_poppns.  I get at least a couple chuckles every time I play online, and that makes me smile 
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My buddy made the mistake of making his gamertag whatwhatinthebut (the last 't' didn't fit) after the then popular Samwell video that was going around. 
 
Eventually he got a notice from Microsoft telling him to change the name to something a little more appropriate, so he proceeded to delete the name but accidentally confirmed it after deleting the last 't' 
 
Since he doesn't want to spend the money to get it changed, he is now stuck with the gt whatwhatinthebu for all eternity. 

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It's those asses with the lame video game gamertags that give video gamers a bad name. When I see people with lame "leet" gametags or ones with drug references, obscure racial epithets or other garbage, then you can see why I don't enjoy going online. Nothing like playing online with morons who think having a lame, unpronounceable gamertag  is cool. 
 
Usually on PSN, only the scammers have the leet user names. Most of the names are pretty normal from what I've seen, maybe you'll see a few. XBL is a different story. 65% of who I've seen in the first week back on Gold have those lame names. I'll bet most of these fartknockers are under 17.

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best stupid weed name i've ran into was drdankenstein

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MIne is highly unoriginal and uninspired....Scarface0803...my brother made it up and I've had this gamertag since the original Xbox and I'm too cheap to change it.

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@natetodamax: This argument is irrelevant to the actual idea of the topic. And I honestly don't care if I'm a hypocrite. 
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@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @natetodamax: I was just calling you by your gamertag. I fail to see how that's a comeback. "
Why would you bother typing out my gamertag in a response? This argument is retarded. 
 
You're still a hypocrite.
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@natetodamax: I was just calling you by your gamertag. I fail to see how that's a comeback.
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@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @natetodamax: mkay iTz Luchadeer "
So you're going to pull a crunchUK and attempt to use my gamertag as some sort of insult or "comeback"? I fail to see how that is related.
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@natetodamax: mkay iTz Luchadeer
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@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @Dad_Is_A_Zombie said:
" So it's OK to be "MGSguy" because you're a Metal Gear fan but "Haloman" is juvenile and embarassing because he's a Halo fan? I do believe you are the very definition of a hypocrite, sir. "
You know what would be cool? if people read the whole thread before commenting, since I already addressed that I'm pretty bias against Halo fans. "
That still makes you a hypocrite.
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Sadly, you have to realize that the kinds of people these guys must associate themselves with probably think their gamer tags are hilarious, or they probably feel that any other gamer tag would make them not fit-in with their crowd. That is an even more depressing thought. And then you realize that the majority of gamer tags are weed jokes or xXHaloMASTERxX. Yet again, even more depressing.

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You mean xXxbLuntM4sT3R420xXx???

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I agree, those GT's are dumbass. Yak Of War all the way.

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@Dad_Is_A_Zombie said:
" So it's OK to be "MGSguy" because you're a Metal Gear fan but "Haloman" is juvenile and embarassing because he's a Halo fan? I do believe you are the very definition of a hypocrite, sir. "
You know what would be cool? if people read the whole thread before commenting, since I already addressed that I'm pretty bias against Halo fans.
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So it's OK to be "MGSguy" because you're a Metal Gear fan but "Haloman" is juvenile and embarassing because he's a Halo fan? I do believe you are the very definition of a hypocrite, sir.

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i just go with AjayRaz cause i can 

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My current steam name, which is MaleChicken isn't that great either and at one point I had a clan named "Rohypnol Rapists" so I'm not that much better than the fools that name themselves after hashish.

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Funny Gamertags I've come across: 
 
-DontShootMeImGay 
-Harriet Tubman 

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some gamertags are stupid like that. i really hate seeing that for a gamertag because those are stupid to have, it is an unoriginal name to have. i also laugh at people that have blunt trauma and pot emblem. i just laugh at all of the people that have that. sure it's funny to see that but when you see it all the time. 

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@TonyBlue87 said:
" In reference to saying your tag out loud, my first job was in a call center in which I would have to verbally confirm people's information for loan applications.  Things would go great until we got to the e-mail address.  I would purposefully say the full e-mail address instead of spelling it out, just so people could hear how stupid their choices were.  "Ok, Angela, and is your e-mail address 'BigAzzMama@yahoo.com?'  Right, and that's with 2 z's in 'ass' right?"  That's why I stick with my simple ID, TonyBlue87.  Short, sweet, and doesn't sound stupid when you say it out loud. "
Yes, I have worked a a paralegal and taking in clients and then after a really long conversation about some contract matter he wanted us to take on for his business, I would get Bledosefan94@hotmail.com as his contact address. I think people should have to walk around in real life with their online name (the opposite of the real ID)
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as long as they don't get offended being identified as stoner or a fanboy, i could care less what there name is.Its the names with too many x's, numbers, or just gibberish that make me think that this person has taken too many hits to the head or they smoked themselves retarded.

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I've always gone with usernames I thought sounded cool. Handsome Dead has fared me well since I first found it cool playing Killer7 in 2005. I always think it's lame when people have shitty gamertags that have even less originality than mine because it really isn't that difficult to think of something and that's also the image you're giving out to the world. That being said, it is all technically anonymous and like Jeff said on the podcast, the internet is shit.

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I'd like to take this time to defend the absurity of my 'x' screen name by saying I was 14 when it was first concieved and I only use it here out of habit.
 
Also everytime I see someone with a makeshift MJ leaf for an insignia in Halo 3, I die a little inside. You're very clever.

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My PSN-ID that is Yummylee suddenly seems so much cooler.

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I just use a combination of parts of my last name and my fraternity initiation number: Bhouse563, easy to remember and, i think, pretty unoffensive :-)
My first reaction to people on XBL that have crappy GTs is to mute them.

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@nixatron said:
" i say adolescentnerd is a embarrassing name.   "
It's better than Xx Smoke W33d lotz xX.
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@Castro: Hahahahaha!  We used to do that, too.  We were working with payday loans, and seeing our customers' online profiles was quite revealing about why they were needing our help.
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@TonyBlue87 said:
" In reference to saying your tag out loud, my first job was in a call center in which I would have to verbally confirm people's information for loan applications.  Things would go great until we got to the e-mail address.  I would purposefully say the full e-mail address instead of spelling it out, just so people could hear how stupid their choices were.  "Ok, Angela, and is your e-mail address 'BigAzzMama@yahoo.com?'  Right, and that's with 2 z's in 'ass' right?"  That's why I stick with my simple ID, TonyBlue87.  Short, sweet, and doesn't sound stupid when you say it out loud. "

I used to work in a call center as well and I would frequently get calls from forty-plus year old women and I would have to help them get their computers running properly. Whenever I got a particularly stupid email address like that (or a particularly stupid caller), I would open another tab in Firefox and look them up on MySpace. At least half of these people had a MySpace page and they were all hilarious.
 
Just a pro-tip for anyone else out there with a similar job.
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I agree, there's a lot of crappy gamertags out there, i will try to combine all concepts which i find annoying:
xX | iTz gHeY 2 TyP3 L1kE Th1s | Xx

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I'm listening to NORML's weekly radio show right now while reading this thread.  They've got a reggae guy from Iowa called 'Johny Reefer Seed' on now.  Don't know what it all means, but I have a smile.

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Come on guys pull your head out your butts, some people are just dumb with names but that doesn't make them bad people at all. Reading things like "If I see someone with xX at the beginning and end of their name I rethink their intelligence", that's just really ignorant and juvenile. Also most people sharing gamertags would probably write it on paper so

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I almost always put shanchett99 as my name for everything,nice name since its MY name with my last. The 99 is just there to hangout though. 
 
other times i'ld use some word made up with 2 gaelic words being smushed together :| always about 2 syllables. 
  
It's all about originality . cause NinjaAssasin69 isn't a guy(kid) I would want on my team.

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@TonyBlue87: I would love to have that job, man. That sounds hilarious.
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In reference to saying your tag out loud, my first job was in a call center in which I would have to verbally confirm people's information for loan applications.  Things would go great until we got to the e-mail address.  I would purposefully say the full e-mail address instead of spelling it out, just so people could hear how stupid their choices were.  "Ok, Angela, and is your e-mail address 'BigAzzMama@yahoo.com?'  Right, and that's with 2 z's in 'ass' right?"
 
That's why I stick with my simple ID, TonyBlue87.  Short, sweet, and doesn't sound stupid when you say it out loud.

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@Dr_VonBoogie said:

" Can somebody explain to me why 'Xx' in front and at the end of a name is such a bad thing? "

Because it's tooX-treme? I just find it annoying.
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Can somebody explain to me why 'Xx' in front and at the end of a name is such a bad thing?

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Personally I think that if you can't come up with something unique you shouldn't be allowed a tag at all.

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@Mmmslash: We cool dawg, we cool.
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You must have many Xs in your name. Like mine for example: xxcoolioxXxxXXx1337XXXw33dxx

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@Metal_Gear_Sunny:  Wasn't addressed when I was posting. 
 
My b, dawg, my b.
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@Metal_Gear_Sunny: Nixatron's current status update is "trying to get my dick sucked." I wouldn't worry too much. 
 
Also, I have this idea that people with names like "Oo SiK WeeD" only socialize with people that think that a name like that is fucking sweet. Perhaps. My Xbox Live name is Bryneaux because that's a nickname I was given about ten years ago. I like it a great deal.
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@Dr_VonBoogie said:
" @Axxol: I'll give you one, Chilly_SloberKnocker. "
No, I'll think of one... eventually
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I'll give you one: Gamertags with Xx at the beginning and end of the name. It's not an automatic write-off, but it does make me reconsider their intelligence. 
 
ArbitraryWater on the other hand; that gamertag has class. Who would've thought that I picked it out of the list of pre-fabricated names when I was making my account?

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Is SmokeDawg420 still available?

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@ZeForgotten said:
" @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @Br3adfan said:
" Changing my gamertag to SmokethatBread420x187  "
Is 420x187 the size of the bread? "
It's a really tiny slice of bread then. 420x187 pixels is nothing worth eating.. or smoking "
Depends on what unit of measurement you're talking about. Could be inches or something.
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@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

"It got me thinking, what if one of these people met someone in real life who is also a gamer, and so they give that person their gamertag. Wouldn't they come off a complete ass?"

Definitely.  It's similar to people who have an e-mail address like "catchinpoop@gmail.com" and put it on their resume.
 
Also, I'd hate to be like "It's Axel Foley, but three x's and there's two O's in front and back of it.  Oh, and the L's are really 1's.  Got that?"
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@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @Br3adfan said:
" Changing my gamertag to SmokethatBread420x187  "
Is 420x187 the size of the bread? "
It's a really tiny slice of bread then. 
420x187 pixels is nothing worth eating.. or smoking
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Yeah, I don't like badly spelled GamerTags or online names in general. When you don't even manage to capitalize the first letter of your name, you are already looking bad, but when you throw in x's, leetspeak, random numbers etc, then you are more than likely to be ignored. 
 
My GamerTag is just geeky. And awesome, when you know where it is from.
(It's Jaqen HgHar)