Hi. I'm relatively new to the forums, but I've been reading GiantBomb.com for years. (These guys and RPS are totally my virtual game-news homies)
I'm about to get back into WoW, so this seems like a prime opportunity to offer up myself as a Scroll of Resurrection candidate for someone who wants the schwag associated with renewal. In exchange, I'd like some (negotiable) in-game loot, primarily in the form of sweet, sweet gold. Yeah, that's right, I'm auctioning off my friendship. ;)
(Here's what I'm looking for in a)
Resurrect-or:
- A mature, thoughtful player. Don't be a dick.
- Preferrably someone in a helpful newbie-friendly guild (it's been 5 years or so since I played last)
- PVP server if possible (since I'll like-as-not move a character or two to that person's server, so I can know someone in-game)
About me: (all of these are probably lies except the last part)- I'm super awesome.
- I'm great at everything.
- I'm hilarious as all f---.
- I sound a lot like John C. Reilly.
Yeah, you heard me. No sane man woman or asexual sentient life form can refuse an offer like this. I'm already fantasizing about swimming around in a virtual money-bin for my (your) gold. I'll just sit here looking charming and potentially rich, like some sort of squishier Hedonism-bot. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv4Gui9hKCM because the link refuses to work)
(or just feel free to message me)
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