Hot Pixie Ass!


 You're selling what?
This ad has been emblazoned on a few gaming websites and I believe Youtube, but believe it or not I did not know what the product was. First I thought that this was random Twilight-esque marketing for a new fantasy book, but I was distracted by that ass. Then I started crediting this art to artist Hyung Tae-kim, which seems similar and he's done work for games such as Magna Carta II. Only until I clicked the link I was brought to a MMO which falls under the Gpotato familiy. The Gpotato website has various MMO's under their belt including: Luna, Rappelz, Aika, and Flyff. I have to salute Gpotato for not only their varied selection of MMO's, but interesting art styles. I have not played any of these MMO's yet, but the artwork alone has got me intrigued!
Seriously, she's dressed to fight!
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Posted by Parabole

 You're selling what?
This ad has been emblazoned on a few gaming websites and I believe Youtube, but believe it or not I did not know what the product was. First I thought that this was random Twilight-esque marketing for a new fantasy book, but I was distracted by that ass. Then I started crediting this art to artist Hyung Tae-kim, which seems similar and he's done work for games such as Magna Carta II. Only until I clicked the link I was brought to a MMO which falls under the Gpotato familiy. The Gpotato website has various MMO's under their belt including: Luna, Rappelz, Aika, and Flyff. I have to salute Gpotato for not only their varied selection of MMO's, but interesting art styles. I have not played any of these MMO's yet, but the artwork alone has got me intrigued!
Seriously, she's dressed to fight!
Posted by baconbits33

I think understanding subliminal messages should be required schools worldwide.... seriously....

Posted by The_Laughing_Man

Evony ads are worse. 

Posted by AjayRaz

dat ass

Posted by Ryax

the second picture looks like a dude but with no penis and tits

Posted by 1337W422102

DAT ASS
It's all part of their marketing scheme: try to get people to play their crappy games and maybe blow some real-life money on time-limited in-game items.  Oh boy!

Posted by bartok

Even the promise of real life boobies would not get me to play a terrible Korean MMO.  Hell I don't even like good MMOs like WOW.  
Are there really people that would play a game just because of an anime chick showing major under boob ?

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Posted by Yummylee
@AjayRaz said:
" dat ass "
be superb.
Posted by Meteora
@The_Laughing_Man said:
" Evony ads are worse.  "
Those ads are pretty fucking despicable...
Posted by The_Laughing_Man
@Meteora said:
" @The_Laughing_Man said:
" Evony ads are worse.  "
Those ads are pretty fucking despicable... "
Makes me sick that game is allowed to have a page here. 
Posted by AjayRaz
@Abyssfull said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" dat ass "
be superb. "
chea! 
Posted by guiseppe

Say what you will, but it works.

Edited by Gamer_152

It's amazing how sexually oriented some of these ads are. It's almost funny how the Evony ads seemed to move from featuring girls to gradually looking more and more like ads for a porn site.

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Posted by FluxWaveZ

Those ads are pretty fucking great, I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Posted by BraveToaster

She's hurtin' for a digital squirtin'

Posted by BabyChooChoo

Too bad Allods sucked...
 
It looks good, but that's about it. And fyi, this is about the only time one of those 'sexy' ads is actually spot on. Instead of your traditional MMO lingerie most female toons wear under their gear, the elves in Allods wear some intriguing stuff. They also have a dance equivalent to something a stripper would do. I wish I was making that up...

Posted by FireSketch

I WILL PLEASURE YOU WITH ASS AND GIANT PHALLIC SWORDS, MY LORD.
 
Also, I really love how serious the OP is.

Posted by Suicrat

I clicked on this thread in hopes of getting a photograph of Joel Santiago or David Lovering's posterior, and I am leaving this thread/blog sad and disappointed.

Posted by The_Laughing_Man

Now to dig up that P3P battle panties thread. 

Posted by ZeForgotten

Now I don't feel like playing Allods all of a sudden. 

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Posted by AjayRaz
@ZeForgotten said:
" Now I don't feel like playing Allods all of a sudden.  "
what?! why not?!  
the game clearly promises 1337 pixie ass! 
Posted by hedfone
@AjayRaz said:
" dat ass "
Posted by ZeForgotten
@AjayRaz said:
" @ZeForgotten said:
" Now I don't feel like playing Allods all of a sudden.  "
what?! why not?!  
the game clearly promises 1337 pixie ass!  "
pfffft, 1337 is for suckers and 12 year old virgins. 
31337 is where it's at. 
Also there are only two Pixies that I wanna hang with. 
Pixie and High Pixie. 
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Posted by AjayRaz
@ZeForgotten: your statement is intriguing. where in the world exists a 12 year old that isn't a virgin? 
Posted by MB
@AjayRaz said:
" @ZeForgotten: your statement is intriguing. where in the world exists a 12 year old that isn't a virgin?  "
Throw a stone in many third world countries and you'll hit one.
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Posted by The_Laughing_Man
@MB said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @ZeForgotten: your statement is intriguing. where in the world exists a 12 year old that isn't a virgin?  "
Throw a stone in many third world countries and you'll hit one. "
Wasnt there some kid who thought he got his girlfriend pregnant but it was some other kid around his age? 
Posted by Clbull

Reminds me of the Evony ads. Next thing you know, they'll be using semi-nude women in bikinis feeling each other and saying "PLAY DISCREETLY MI'LORD" as an ad banner.

Posted by Meteora
@MB said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @ZeForgotten: your statement is intriguing. where in the world exists a 12 year old that isn't a virgin?  "
Throw a stone in many third world countries and you'll hit one. "
Bam.
Posted by AjayRaz
@MB: huh. well said. 
Posted by ZeForgotten
@Meteora said:
" @MB said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @ZeForgotten: your statement is intriguing. where in the world exists a 12 year old that isn't a virgin?  "
Throw a stone in many third world countries and you'll hit one. "
Bam. "
Actually, I think Ajay might be on to something. 
There's a bigger chance of us finding Leprechauns or Jesus than finding a Virgin 
So I have been corrected.. 
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Posted by Bones8677

Nice ass...

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Posted by OllyOxenFree

Posted by The_Laughing_Man
@Semition said:
" @The_Laughing_Man said:
" Evony ads are worse.  "
Don't forget Rappelz ads and World of Lordcraft. "
Evony is still worse. Its borderline porn. And its stolen pictures. 
Posted by TheMustacheHero

Surprisingly Allods is a decent free mmo.