PeezMachine

I like you too, Griffy.

@djredbat: Rorie is live right this very now.

@grondoth: 5x16 + "C"(12)x1 = 80 + 12 = 92. Why in the world you would display any player-facing numbers in hex is beyond me.

@armcommander: @spoodie: I've played a bunch. There's a lot to do, but I think you'll do fine waiting. The worlds are all hand-made (exploring them is an important part of the loop!) so restarting as new updates drop means that you'll be milling about in the same places.

Lost all my money on the lock of the week. It was supposed to be 4 EZ!

@ybbaaabby I was watching this a few minutes ago, the video broke, I refreshed the page, and now this page just plays the Part 1 video.

@bladededge: This is a textbook creatively bankrupt nostalgia grab. If Bioware came out with something like I'd be offended, like they think I'm such a rube that I'd be taken in by such blatant key-jangling.

I know, it's wild that the internet isn't absolutely up in arms about this Pokemon game!

I'm not a brain doctor, but I'm not convinced "you can only talk about the first half of this game" is a good policy to enforce alongside "people aren't going to like the first half of this game."

I'm surprised Dan didn't pick up on what I'm assuming were some Giant Bomb Makes Mario references in Space Puzzlin' (the goomba pit, blowing up wall with bob-omb, elevator sequence between two pillars of enemies).