pomeroy

Props to Abby with the competent instructions while making the composite face.

Good news:

They keep adding licenses I like to mostly competent fighting games.

Bad News:

Our homogeneous, low-iq agenda has convinced them trash half-games like Cross Tag and UNIST are worth emulating/continuing.

"...For the GIF!..."

Holy Shit....

Listening to Dan and other Wrestling fans talk about Daniel Bryan is a lot like what they THINK it's like watching Roman Reigns.

Hail yeee

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Hm...not even 30 seconds in and there are Metal Gear jokes.

I think I'm gonna pass on letting opinions ruin a game I'm likely to enjoy. This must be what Dynasty Warriors fans experience.

"What's up with the default controls!?"
"They're terrible!"
5 stars.

"I might have hate watched some things..."

Oh, we couldn't tell. Maybe it was the sick Rick and Morty burn being based on the lowest common denominator reference possible.
This will be another case like Dan vs. Anime. He watches Akira and realizes forming your own opinion is sick, nasty, rad shit.