Touring Waiheke Island, New Zealand (Cause NZ needs the publicity...)

It's been deemed by our government that each citizen needs to help the cause of our #1 growing industry,


So if we don't convince at least 1 person a year to come to New Zealand we will be ostracised and exiled to Invercargill.... (you don't want to be sent to Invercargill...) (...It's a shithole) (Don't try and defend Invercargill, they bribed you with zero fee tuition)

So without further adieu

I wish I had used my DSLR, because I didn't I may loose my pinkie toe as punishment for not showing New Zealand in High Def megapixel resolutions

But look it's not that bad for camera phone.,

So please come to New Zealand, save me from Invercargill, please....for the love of god and all that is holy, anything but Invercargill

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Posted by Winternet

If someone wants to give me 5000 bucks, I'll gladly go to New Zealand.

Posted by dankempster

I'm not the first to say it, and I certainly won't be the last, but your homeland is a beautiful place, man. Really hope when I'm a bit more financially comfortable I can visit and save you from Invercargill. Seems like the kind of place I'd find really inspiring creatively as well. I've already pencilled in the somewhat-closer-to-home Oxford, England as my writer's retreat for this year, but maybe I can follow that up with Waiheke Island, New Zealand, 2014.

Also, apologies we haven't really spoken much recently. Hope all is cool with you and yours.

Edited by Red12b


Same with you Dan, Glad that CD is still on rotation!


How about 0 money down and 0 money repayment? It's the best I can offer

Posted by Winternet

@red12b: In that case, I guess I'll have to wait until I get a well-payed job. It may take a while.

Posted by Red12b

@red12b: In that case, I guess I'll have to wait until I get a well-payed job. It may take a while.

Godspeed sir

Posted by MarkWahlberg

Yeah, my not touring NZ on a sweet motorbike is due to a lack of funds, not interest.