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I sure hope they'll find a way to keep Dan in this series cross-country.

Todd McFarlane's interview was gold.

"Hey guys, I have two amazing ideas to make us a ton of money!"

"Really? Speak up, fellow developer."

"Okay, first, we won't launch as a free-to-play title (and of course not as a one buy - get everything title either), instead we'll start with a 20$ price tag and just "gift" players some real-money-currency."

"Sounds great, what's next?"

"We hide one of the game's most important mechanics, the crafting, behind the worst puzzles imaginable to man."

"You can't mean...?"

"Yes, it's sliding puzzles. But here comes the part that makes it all worthwhile: We'll let players bypass the puzzles by using the real-money-currency."

"You are a genius! Long live communi...I mean capitalism!"

Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking? This game was something I had kept my eye on for a while, but this shit makes me not even want to play it, if they actually do put out a free-to-play version.

This looks pretty cool. First brawler in years I'm at least kinda interested in.

That line made me laugh way too much.

That ending. Nothing stops the ER!

Looks pretty cool, I'll give it a shot.

These are just so good.

Nintendo was weirdly "edgy" at times in this conference. Where has that spark gone?

Holy shit. I thought that this time around they really meant it and an ER would never happen again.

Thank god, I was wrong.

I'm with Jeff, I can't even joke about wanting a new Metroid game. Fuck this.

I only recently came to appreciate the Myst series, so now I'm really into this game too.

Looks like it will come to consoles at some point after all, so that's great, since I really want to play this.

"Next week we cover where the sun goes every night." Damn it, Jeff, you made me laugh out so loud on my commute, thah I looked like I'd lost my mind.