I started playing Gears of War last night.  First impressions:

1. Next time I play, I'm making sure I have a Bud in one hand, a titty mag in the other, and set the couch on fire before I start playing.  Then I'll feel just like Marcus "Motherfucking Manly" Fenix.
2. Manly men aren't agile.  They handle like a dump truck filled with wet dirt.
3. Manly men can't get shot much or they die.
4. Gears of War kinda sucks so far.

powere suiskrutop said:

"I started playing Gears of War last night.  First impressions:

1. Next time I play, I'm making sure I have a Bud in one hand, a titty mag in the other, and set the couch on fire before I start playing.  Then I'll feel just like Marcus "Motherfucking Manly" Fenix.
2. Manly men aren't agile.  They handle like a dump truck filled with wet dirt.
3. Manly men can't get shot much or they die.
4. Gears of War kinda sucks so far.

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5. Manly men are capable of spontaneously healing their wounds.

LOL.

i was with you till No.4

In Schwarzenegger classics such as Commando and Eraser, the big man himself is incredibly agile and Arnie is the manliest man the world has probably ever seen.

Moving to General Discussion.

Reading this thread was a complete waste of time  , Screw OP 's taste

LOL, comments are complete fail.
i'm nominating this as an early candidate for Blog of the Year 2009