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#1  Edited By slantedwindows

@Atary77: you spend more than $60million to make it. that's how.

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#2  Edited By slantedwindows

four kings was easy. two hand, crystal magic weapon, and a +14 uchigatana. 40 dex, 38 int.

run up to him and wail away. the closer you are, the less damage you will take (except the grab, avoid that).

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#3  Edited By slantedwindows

once, i was given 2 slabs and 10 dragon scales - no lie.

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#4  Edited By slantedwindows

@cancerdancer: you should have beaten them right before beating the last boss, so you have all their items for ng+...

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#5  Edited By slantedwindows

if you are in Way of White, SunBros or another (can't remember) covenant, it is believed that you are invaded far less than in other covenants. So stick to those. Only turn human to summon players into your world. This way, you'll have a friend if you are invaded. Lastly, this is one of the reasons humanity is so precious in this game.

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#6  Edited By slantedwindows

dark souls. if she can't handle it - dump her.

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#7  Edited By slantedwindows

general rule of dark souls: if it didn't work the first five times, it probably won't work the next twenty times

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#8  Edited By slantedwindows

no, it's easiest in the forest. kick him a few times, he won't even aggro. just make sure to quit as soon as the souls register in your account. reload and it'll be where he was sitting.

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#9  Edited By slantedwindows

usually a better idea to put the sign next to a bonfire. in this specific case, it might be better to put your soulsign on the staircase next to sunbro's for some...

wait for it...

JOLLY COOPERATION!

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#10  Edited By slantedwindows

@Akeldama said:

What the fuck are you even talking about? ZOMFG MARIO AND GTA4 ARE BASICALLY THE SAME GAME CUZ YOU CAN LIKE JUMP AND STUFF

herp derp...

no, clown. they're both third person games that relies on almost the same mechanics - swordplay, magic, quick maneuvering - to fight hoards of enemies and fight impossibly large bosses. most of the gameplay is nuanced in how the combat is managed, and isn't button-mashing (ie devil may cry). as said in the original post (which i assume you didn't read because you are practically illiterate...) the only major difference is the speed of gameplay and the place where the fights take place.

and as i've stated, i play as a dex character, so dodging and maneuvering a lot is already a part of what i do in DkS. swords, bows, some pyromancy - that sounds like NG to me... sorry for not making the parallels painfully obvious so you could understand. will use smaller words next time.