Well after a big hiatus due to university work, I'm back playing temporarily. Luckily, Red Dead Redemption had a 3x EXP Weekend so I was able to finish boosting to level 5 legendary. So now I am the proud owner of my very own zebra donkey! Ridden no less by a gun totin' granny! The first thing I did with this hilarious combo? Turned into the ultimate jerk and galloped around with my buffalo rifle blasting noobs' faces off! I guess the whole "Top rank in a multiplayer for the first time" thing has gone to my head haha... 
 
But yeah, super fast and super cool. Doesn't look as epic as the super bull or the testes on Bonzo, but it's so damn fast that I couldn't care. And there's something special about a gun wielding granny - does anyone else get turned on when she silently slides her blade into some poor kid? Kinky! ; ) 
 
And don't forget to recommend my Bulletstorm review! I only need one more recommend until I get the quest! : ) 
 
Here's the link:  http://www.giantbomb.com/bulletstorm/61-30088/user-reviews/?review_id=18670