Steamboat

Is that jason statham crossed with.. I don't know.

Maybe if you do purposefully terrible reviews you'll gain attention and can make some money, but other than that at least go to college and consider your options.

Sounds about right. That game is some rehash platformer with cute graphics attached, so everyone thinks its 'New' and 'Refreshing' and dare I say it.. 'Charming' 
 
It shouldn't take a team of 3 people to put that game together these days, Alas, that's what nintendo keeps on doing, and I guess it's staying alive and pumping the money to them better than Sonic is doing for SEGA.

Fuck this game. Just fuck it.

stayed up 40 hours just last week, might try doing it again soon as time is little and i've been especially un-productive

Wow, I just got the hand of it and now i can just make him go back and forth, that's pretty cool. 

Don't mean to be a buzzkill but the game was pretty underwhelming and boring, however I quite liked the night-time level thing, nice atmosphere to it or something

Rule 34!