Okay, so Miley Cyrus does not have the ability to come to fruition like a man, but she can still surprise you with a few punches of her own. The following is a list of games that Miley Cyrus would love to play. Games that she would go absolutely bonkers for, drunk or sober.
She'd love to see herself in virtual splender. Perhaps she'd love it a little too much?
Rumor has it she already jizzed on all three of these purity-ring-wearing dudes. The ugly one on the left with the afro however just got lucky...there was a bit of splash back coming from Nick.
Appealing to her since she'll usually have someone drive her around. Miley, however, can drive stick. Miley can drive stick very well ;)
She loves the strong army types. Especially when they're green. Green is a horny color!
Miley would crack herself up if she saw the over-the-top boob physics. And when I say crack, I really mean cocaine.
Multiplayer with the female voice activated going, "oh oh oh ooooooooh"? Plus she can shoot her achy breaky father in the virtual world
Miley has a tendency to sneak up on her pray. Whether it be a cinnamon dolce cafe late, or a strong jock type with a sweet package, they'll never know Miley is right behind them.
Miley is known for smacking balls with a paddle.
Okay, so if Cammy can't turn her on, then Hakan surely will. He's already lubed!
Nothing like a good skull mask for roleplaying. Miley sure has her iron-sights on this fellow.
Pretty much bought it to trash Megan Fox. Miley doesn't take too kindly to competition.
Miley has a thing for crime scene investigations. She loves the danger, but overweight cops in unfitting clothes really gets her going.
This was her favorite show, and now she can finally play it. Something about Tim Allen's grunt just gets her super excited.
Sweaty muscular men. Enough said.
She's from the south so I'm pretty sure she loves America. Why not celebrate America's favorite pass time by playing it virtually. That or she can always just date an actual MLB player. She avoids the drama this way though. Smart girl.
Dude have you heard her sing? Like an angel I tell you. An angel!!!
She has a huge helicopter fetish...
After eating all those mushrooms, it's no wonder why she would be attracted to this game. Look at all those pretty colors!
Any excuse to hear her angelic voice
Any excuse to trash Taylor Swift
She wants to get a taste of that Maple Syrup. Wait American league? Eh, as long as they fight over her I guess.
David Beckham. Enough said.
Did I mention she's a great actress too?
Her inner bi-sexual feminist refuses to let her play pac-man. She loves watching Mrs. Pac-Man eat her way through the map. Just like her high school days.
When she needs a quickie ;)
Her urge to play can get pretty rough.
After all that furious gameplay with Mortal Kombat, she can catch her breath with this title.
This is what she quickly puts on whenever her mom enters the room.
Something about the shapes of these little guys...pocket rocket?
Nothing like a good, Man-on-animal-on-alien-on-robot- etc action!
She loves the sound of her own voice.
Did I mention she's the best dancer in the world?
Who doesn't love burly Australian men?
There she goes with the role playing again. She loves being dressed up in SS uniform
Anything that reminds her of that other white powder *cough* cocaine *cough*...
Miley secretly wishes she was Batgirl. Again with the role playing, she's a natural
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