superjoe

This reads like a lost script for X-Play. It even has stage direction (stands up and pushes chair to the table).

WTF, was that the actual music from Abzu?! It sounded like your typical orchestral score. I was hearing something totally different in my playthrough... as if I was hearing the soundtrack in reverse or sped up. Thought the composer was just going for an atonal alien vibe.

To be fair, the DualShock 4 controller was not designed to be used while wearing black, leather, serial-killer gloves.

I must've missed that fish in Abzu. Looks like someone Photoshopped Dan's face onto Eddie Vedder's head.

This is a better party game than Mario Party.

Comparing Vinny's run to The Shining was spot-on. The longer it went on, the more it resembled a serial killer let loose at a fashion show. That surprise axe murder was like something from Friday The 13th.

@barrenmind:

Jean Jacques Perrey - Brazilian Flower

I've only beaten this game using the pause glitch on Yellow Devil and the magnet beam across the Ice Man chasm. Alex is a better Mega Man than me.

Four irony hehehehehhhehehehehhehehheh

Bakalove to you, Jeff! Keep your head up.

Alex says the best/worst Usual Suspects reference at 1:02:15. Jesus Christ