superjoe

לְחַיִּים and מַזָּל טוֹב !

Yamauchi's translator looks like a Yakuza NPC.

Get your crabs. Dan, get your crabs.

I almost bought the Hyrule Historia at Urban Outfitters.

These characters sound like Reddit.

Paul is really Adam Sessler's dad but Dan doesn't know it.

Jeff will surely love the upcoming live-action adaptation starring Scarlett Johansson as Lucy Motoko.

I only played four of these games + Contradiction. My 6 - 10 were Super Metroid.

I forgot what game this was...one of the Fight Nights...that had you use the two analog sticks to align your vision/focus to recover from a knockdown. The more you got knocked out, the harder it becomes to align your vision. I always thought that was a really cool and natural way for the analog sticks to represent your eyeballs being disoriented, especially compared to the traditional button mashing used to get up from a knockdown in prior boxing games.

Five minutes in and Dan's life sounds like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.