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God's gift to women!


Hi everybody! (I might come up with a new way to start my blog?)

So today, this blog is all about the ladies (you can look too guys, maybe pick up a few tricks). I don’t know whether I should just start the blog, or write a little introduction… hmmm… we’ll just jump right in to it; shall we?

Cliff Richard
Cliff Richard

 
 
 Contester number one is no other than Cliffy-boy, Cliff Richards.  
Through the last 50 years, this dude has turned on women with his 
abnormal sex appeal. I mean, just look at him! How are we mortal  
men ever to outsex Cliff? The breast pelt and that manly shirt.  
Sir Cliff Richard, you sure are a man amongst men.  
The “one hand in the backpocket and smile” stance is just legendary!  
   


 

Julio Inglesias
Julio Inglesias

Presenting to you: Julio Iglesias! The Spanish answer to Hasselhoff (no  
that dude is not included in the list, waay too cliché) That is some white 
teeth, right there! This guy has been singing and composing music his 
whole life, but I bet he has fucked more women than the number of gigs 
he’s been playing, and that’s a lot! Shit!    
Apparently dark chest hair is the way to go! 
  
 
 
  

 

David Wilkie
David Wilkie

A Scottish man from Sri Lanka: David Wilke! What this dude lacks on the 
chest, he makes up for in extremely cool patterns on his swimgear.  
Not only, was this dude the first to wear a swimcap at a major swim  
competition, he also swam through tons of fans mail everyday from girls,  
wanting to kiss that mustache lip!...  
and oh! What a snail he got there on the upper lip!  

 
  
 
 
 
 

Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds

Burt Reynolds everybody! Both mustache AND chesthair AAANNDD! Cigar!  
Yup this dude has got it going. Sitting there all day in the Jacuzzi looking real  
awesome – just waiting for his bodyguard to let the ladies through the gate. 
I won’t mention anything about his giant forhead, instead, I will let you ladies  
enjoy him (and you guys too, you could learn something!)   
 

  

 
 
  

Barry Manilow
Barry Manilow

Here you got it, disco king: Barry Manilow! Copcabana! Right up there with  
Frank Sinatra and Micheal Jackson, this dude was huge in the 70’s … and probably  
before! He has the biggest sleeves in the universe and got the ability to travel through  
time and space. Barry is the first man on earth to ever be as manly as he is! 
The ring on his finger is bought for 1000 billion USD and his dick is about as huge  
as a very large Jumbo Jet. 
  

 
  


 

Bee Gees
Bee Gees

The Bee gees! Fuck yeah! Even Freddy Mercury was envious of their teeth!  
Together with Barry they could probably take over the world! With their powerful  
scream, they could knock any man unconscious and steal their ladies. A fantastic trio  
with disco as an excuse as banging females!

  
 
 
 
  

 
 
So, there you got it! I could keep on going, and well, if you guys liked it, I might take on other legend in the list! Until now, this will do. Hope you enjoyed it.

Keep commenting, and I will keep loving you …. Deeply (insert mustache, chesthair and discomusic!)    

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Hi everybody! (I might come up with a new way to start my blog?)

So today, this blog is all about the ladies (you can look too guys, maybe pick up a few tricks). I don’t know whether I should just start the blog, or write a little introduction… hmmm… we’ll just jump right in to it; shall we?

Cliff Richard
Cliff Richard

 
 
 Contester number one is no other than Cliffy-boy, Cliff Richards.  
Through the last 50 years, this dude has turned on women with his 
abnormal sex appeal. I mean, just look at him! How are we mortal  
men ever to outsex Cliff? The breast pelt and that manly shirt.  
Sir Cliff Richard, you sure are a man amongst men.  
The “one hand in the backpocket and smile” stance is just legendary!  
   


 

Julio Inglesias
Julio Inglesias

Presenting to you: Julio Iglesias! The Spanish answer to Hasselhoff (no  
that dude is not included in the list, waay too cliché) That is some white 
teeth, right there! This guy has been singing and composing music his 
whole life, but I bet he has fucked more women than the number of gigs 
he’s been playing, and that’s a lot! Shit!    
Apparently dark chest hair is the way to go! 
  
 
 
  

 

David Wilkie
David Wilkie

A Scottish man from Sri Lanka: David Wilke! What this dude lacks on the 
chest, he makes up for in extremely cool patterns on his swimgear.  
Not only, was this dude the first to wear a swimcap at a major swim  
competition, he also swam through tons of fans mail everyday from girls,  
wanting to kiss that mustache lip!...  
and oh! What a snail he got there on the upper lip!  

 
  
 
 
 
 

Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds

Burt Reynolds everybody! Both mustache AND chesthair AAANNDD! Cigar!  
Yup this dude has got it going. Sitting there all day in the Jacuzzi looking real  
awesome – just waiting for his bodyguard to let the ladies through the gate. 
I won’t mention anything about his giant forhead, instead, I will let you ladies  
enjoy him (and you guys too, you could learn something!)   
 

  

 
 
  

Barry Manilow
Barry Manilow

Here you got it, disco king: Barry Manilow! Copcabana! Right up there with  
Frank Sinatra and Micheal Jackson, this dude was huge in the 70’s … and probably  
before! He has the biggest sleeves in the universe and got the ability to travel through  
time and space. Barry is the first man on earth to ever be as manly as he is! 
The ring on his finger is bought for 1000 billion USD and his dick is about as huge  
as a very large Jumbo Jet. 
  

 
  


 

Bee Gees
Bee Gees

The Bee gees! Fuck yeah! Even Freddy Mercury was envious of their teeth!  
Together with Barry they could probably take over the world! With their powerful  
scream, they could knock any man unconscious and steal their ladies. A fantastic trio  
with disco as an excuse as banging females!

  
 
 
 
  

 
 
So, there you got it! I could keep on going, and well, if you guys liked it, I might take on other legend in the list! Until now, this will do. Hope you enjoyed it.

Keep commenting, and I will keep loving you …. Deeply (insert mustache, chesthair and discomusic!)    

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The Bee Gees are the truest definition of what Manliness is. 
 
They'll be stayin' alive for years to come. 
 
 

 
 
Had to include this. What a song, I wish i could sing in such high pitches.
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Well, I guess this means we don't need a 'what do you find attractive in men?' thread. You've already answered the question for us!

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Where's George Clooney? Smart and handsome.

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That is just way too much dude for me

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This blog has made me laugh. Thank you.

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Where's Wilt Chamberlain?  Wilt "The Stilt" (used to refer to his height, now, maybe something else) claimed to have slept with 20,000 women in his autobiography A View From Above.  Even he figured that mathematically it meant he had 1.2 women each day from age 15!  I'm not sure if that means he was God's gift to women or if he was just very "blessed".  Still, even if just 10% of that is true, that would mean having sexual relations with 2000 women.  Chamberlain died at age 63 due to heart failure in 1999.

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Brad Pitt?
Tiger Woods? (obvious sex scandal reference, duh)

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Fuck those kids, this dude is where it's at: 
 

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He just happened to ignore that he was a gift to women at some period in his life, and switched sides. But I guarantee, he's probably had a solid decade of tearing groupies in half. 
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...Creepy thread.

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You forgot Stephen Hawking! Now that mo fo is a ladies man!

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@Spoonybard37:  Hawking's pimp hand is strong.
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I think i just had a brogasm.

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Burt Reynolds!? We all know what I'm going to post:
 

 And he's the ultimate authority on sexy!
 And he's the ultimate authority on sexy!

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@XII_Sniper said:
" But I guarantee, he's probably had a solid decade of tearing groupies in half.  "
Laughter falled out of my face.
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This guy.        
This guy.        
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Jake Gyllenhaal. DONE.

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Bill Gates gets mad pussy

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@XII_Sniper said:
He just happened to ignore that he was a gift to women at some period in his life, and switched sides. But I guarantee, he's probably had a solid decade of tearing groupies in half.  "

Pfffff haha.  Nice.