Today.... I killed Winnie the Pooh.
By thomasriis1987 18 Comments
Hi everybody! (I Love you all)
Let me start by saying thanks!, thanks to all my new freinds on Giantbomb, you guys are awesome! Yesterday i wrote a blog about my lonelyness and you guys really made my day, so thanks for that - my 31 new followers (insert smiley with a big thumbsup)
Well, today I did something terrible, you know, I've done terrible things before like; breaking mirrors, spilling my beer and dropping the entire mix for the joint on the floor...
... BUT! today i actually did it!,.... I..... I - killed Winnie the Pooh.
Well, actually Tigger did, but i forced him, and i sure ain't proud of it.
It was nasty i tell you, stuffed shit all over the place, and tigger just standing there, lighting his cigarette like he was thinking "this was a good days work). What's up with that!? I said: "What have you done!!!" and he just flipped me the bird, and jumped away - sick fuck.
But the truth is, that i made him, I! I alone drew the gun, and for that i am sorry.
I just hope that the bunny, the donkey, the kangaroo and that weird little pig thing ... can forgive me. - After all, nobody is gonna steal their honey again.... ever... EVER!.... never - ever.
.... stop me.