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To answer their bit, all the collectible Wrestlemania padded folding chairs are racist.

EDIT: Honestly, my main remembrance of The Big Lebowski is that "Fucking Short Edition" supercut of swears in that movie.

Jan's losing streak is at five. Bring back the Fancy Cats.

I still think of "JUS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEK THA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES" from time to time.

It's weird because I know the singles and therefore am surprised that they weren't 100% a peepee doodoo band, as Jordan said.

Also, I didn't know Incubus wasn't just a hippie band.

No good memes til 2017? Ate My Balls websites would like a word with you, sir!

Shoutout papyrus.

There was once a Thomas Kinkade gallery store thing in the mall where I live. That was a long time ago and now THERE'S NOTHING IN THE MALL WHERE I LIVE.

Here's the W-L for the main GB cast.

Jan -- 6-7 (13 Gms)

Jess -- 4-4 (8 Gms)

Jason -- 4-3 (7 Gms)

Tam -- 2-4 (6 Gms)

Lucy -- 2-3 (5 Gms)

Bakalar -- 1-3 (4 Gms)

Rorie -- 1-3 (4 Gms)

Dan -- 2-0 (2 Gms)

Grubb -- 1-1 (2 Gms)

Given that Smight agreed that he botched the points on last week's game, hopefully we just rematch Niki & John against Ben & Jan one of these days.

Maybe it'll make up for how Jan has now lost 4 Pits in a row.

Emily the Hedgehog really DOES have huge tids.

Edit: Now that Jordan is a GAMER, put him on Arcade Pit.

Stats of the match:

-If only "Legend of the Hidden Sphinx" was an actual game, because Ben & Jan would have won with the most dominant game challenge run in Giant Bomb Arcade Pit history. Ben went 3-0 on individual game challenges, Jan won his only single player challenge, and they went undefeated on the team challenges (both the opening & closing team battles and the relay race). No other team (in the GB version of Pit, I haven't kept track of Smight's regular Pit games because there's 7 years of that to go through) has gone undefeated in all of their game challenges before. Jeff Gerstmann and Jason went 7-1 in the tournament once, but now Ben & Jan have the best single match performance.

-Ben's 3-0 in individual game challenges is now the best single match run. That tops Tamoor's 3-1 from back in the GB Tournament. He is also 4-1 all-time, now the best win percentage for players with a minimum of 2 Pits played.

-Of all players to play at least 2 Pits, Niki is now one of three undefeated contestants. It is them, Dan Ryckert, and TieTuesday. Tie, however, has played the regular Arcade Pit multiple times and has taken L's there. So clearly the future plans should either involve putting Dan and Niki in a superteam or to pit them against each other to determine who is worthy of retaining their unbeaten-ness.