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Woah. Google queries I made on my laptop just popped up on my phone. SCIENCEEEE.
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Just chillin in my boxers playing ZOE2
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"That girl was just playing with her boobs because she thought no one was looking... but I was" - Sarah
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We likes it raw and wriggling
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So that was an awful console reveal, right?
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Yawn.
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None of this looks in-engine.
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I'm not saying Xbox One is gonna tank... but its gonna tank
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Got my own Costco card because that's just how I ball
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Nothing like getting half the blood in your body sucked out through your arm to take you down a peg
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Mom: "Are you trying to butter me up before you tell me how your grades were" Me: "I don't think there is enough butter in the world"
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Hos be like: "I luh u 4eva base" *One week later*: " THINGS JUST AIN'T THE SAME BETWEEN US ANYMORE IDK"
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Love games?
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You could say I'm happy to be home
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Cop walks up to window, Brian says: "Good evening, sir" Cop: "It's ma'am". Strong start to this conversation
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If I died today, it'd be a holiday
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I have the coolest sister ever who can transition from Ace Hood to Slipknot in one second @jcardali12
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I love how whenever a softball clip somehow makes the Top 10 it's just like: *makes routine catch * OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER GO
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But I'd rather be a prick than a swallower
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That feel when you realize Sherlock uses a Mac
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