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I think Destructoid is to hipster for me

I've been going to destructoid and I finally realized I really don't like the site mostly because there is a bad mix of attitudes there. 
One side of destructoid is like a hyper 12 year old, where they tell terrible jokes and they think they are the funniest people around. 
Basically this side of is summed up  by "hey I just said a bad word I'm awesome and funny."
 
The other side is the hipster side which I find even more annoying. Its the side that is super into inde games. 
I can't tell you how many times destructoid has had the attitude of "I play inde games that makes me cooler than you and makes you a idiot because you play normal games." I remember once they basically said I think it was resident evil 5 was pile of crap because this other guy spent 10 years in his basement making this 8-bit 3 minute long game.

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I've been going to destructoid and I finally realized I really don't like the site mostly because there is a bad mix of attitudes there. 
One side of destructoid is like a hyper 12 year old, where they tell terrible jokes and they think they are the funniest people around. 
Basically this side of is summed up  by "hey I just said a bad word I'm awesome and funny."
 
The other side is the hipster side which I find even more annoying. Its the side that is super into inde games. 
I can't tell you how many times destructoid has had the attitude of "I play inde games that makes me cooler than you and makes you a idiot because you play normal games." I remember once they basically said I think it was resident evil 5 was pile of crap because this other guy spent 10 years in his basement making this 8-bit 3 minute long game.

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@Druminator said:
" haha pretty much. "
which part do you hate more?
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That's the perfect way to describe it.

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I feel the same for Kotaku. When I read story comments on there it blows my mind. Seems they ramble on and on, trying to prove how much more they know about the game industry then the previous person before them. There is an ego to that site that I can't stand, but they have interesting stories sometimes.

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Destructoid are always blabbering on about Japanese games and Braid, makes me want to puke.

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As I saw the front page, I opted out.

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Yeah i get that vibe from kotaku for sure.  Actually the obviously sensationalist/half-truthful news headlines in kotaku gets me more.  I hate it when sites like that think they can play the "hey were a legitimate news site" and the "oh no wait we're really a blog, it's all just our opinion" cards when it best suits them.  Either way it helps to generate controversy and drive up traffic.

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Meh, Im barely aware anything called ``indie gaming`` actually exists. So I won't go there

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@Gizmo said:
" Destructoid are always blabbering on about Japanese games and Braid, makes me want to puke. "
they basically say if you like others games better than braid you do get it it's the notes they're not playing.
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@addictedtopinescent said:

" Meh, Im barely aware anything called ``indie gaming`` actually exists. So I won't go there "

basically they say all the time if you don't play this 8-bit less than a minute long game that some guy spent 10 years building in his basement your a moron 
AND your a moron if you like normal games better than it
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@trophyhunter said:

" @addictedtopinescent said:

" Meh, Im barely aware anything called ``indie gaming`` actually exists. So I won't go there "

basically they say all the time if you don't play this 8-bit less than a minute long game that some guy spent 10 years building in his basement your a moron  AND your a moron if you like normal games better than it "
That 8-bit less than a minute game is called Passage and it's pretty awesome, you should play it. ;)
 
...Of course, you probably won't understand it. GUFFAW! I'm such an indie fag.
 
 I'm more indie than you! I'm more indie than you! neener neener neener!
 
Anyways, I need to go play some "&*". It's a new fourth-person height-bending car-combat puzzle platformer card game about pacifism by a guy you've never heard of that doesn't exist. It isn't even on the internet yet. I got it on 5.25" floppy disk that originally had the Shareware version of Doom on it. Oh god. *rubs self* VIDEO GAMES ARE ART. *orgasms*
 
Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. o_O
 
------
 
That aside, I know exactly what you're talking about. Jim Sterling the "hyper 12 year old" and Anthony Burch the "indie fag". They're amusing when you don't take them too seriously. Also, do you hate indie games or something? Don't hate, appreciate. :D
 
Oh and I looked for an article with the RE5 thing you mentioned and I couldn't find one. They gave it an 8.5, so obviously they don't hate it.
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@trophyhunter said:
" @addictedtopinescent said:

" Meh, Im barely aware anything called ``indie gaming`` actually exists. So I won't go there "

basically they say all the time if you don't play this 8-bit less than a minute long game that some guy spent 10 years building in his basement your a moron  AND your a moron if you like normal games better than it "
the passage is kinda amazing you should play  it.
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@Hamst3r said:

" @trophyhunter said:

" @addictedtopinescent said:

" Meh, Im barely aware anything called ``indie gaming`` actually exists. So I won't go there "

basically they say all the time if you don't play this 8-bit less than a minute long game that some guy spent 10 years building in his basement your a moron  AND your a moron if you like normal games better than it "
That 8-bit less than a minute game is called Passage and it's pretty awesome, you should play it. ;)
 
...Of course, you probably won't understand it. GUFFAW! I'm such an indie fag.
 
 I'm more indie than you! I'm more indie than you! neener neener neener!
 
Anyways, I need to go play some "&*". It's a new fourth-person height-bending car-combat puzzle platformer card game about pacifism by a guy you've never heard of that doesn't exist. It isn't even on the internet yet. I got it on 5.25" floppy disk that originally had the Shareware version of Doom on it. Oh god. *rubs self* VIDEO GAMES ARE ART. *orgasms* Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. o_O  ------  That aside, I know exactly what you're talking about. Jim Sterling the "hyper 12 year old" and Anthony Burch the "indie fag". They're amusing when you don't take them too seriously. Also, do you hate indie games or something? Don't hate, appreciate. :D  Oh and I looked for an article with the RE5 thing you mentioned and I couldn't find one. They gave it an 8.5, so obviously they don't hate it. "
I never called anyone a fag thank you very much.
and I'm to busy playing good games like demon's souls which you probably won't understand. 
and to state something hideo kojima said "games are not art there are better"
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Jim Sterling doesn't strike me as a hipster. He's more like a loud obnoxious British dude.
 
When I think hipster, Jared Rea springs to mind.

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@trophyhunter said:
I never called anyone a fag thank you very much.
and I'm to busy playing good games like demon's souls which you probably won't understand.  and to state something hideo kojima said "games are not art there are better" "
I think I see the problem now. Did you just take me seriously or are you joking around too? :P
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@Hamst3r said:
" @trophyhunter said:
I never called anyone a fag thank you very much.
and I'm to busy playing good games like demon's souls which you probably won't understand.  and to state something hideo kojima said "games are not art there are better" "
I think I see the problem now. Did you just take me seriously or are you joking around too? :P "
well I was serious sorry
sarcasm does not play well through typing
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@Delta_Ass said:
" Jim Sterling doesn't strike me as a hipster. He's more like a loud obnoxious British dude.  When I think hipster, Jared Rea springs to mind. "
well he is the first part of the hyper 12 year old
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I am so fucking sick of Jim Sterling's shit.
The Rev Rants are way too hipster.
Jim Sterlings Videogame show what Ive done is a shitty attempt to try to emulate Jon Oliver (from the Daily show)
They just report other peoples shit.
oh and
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF JIM STERLING'S SHIT
 
Edit: I actually like Anthony Burch but I think Jim Sterling SHOULD be out of the job, but won't be because he's made too nerd-famous now.
Seriously tho.
 
I don't look at the author of the post until after I read it, but I always know when it's a Sterling post. It's always about him.
Goin to the most recent Jim Sterling post:
"How pathetically predictable. The first of the big mainstream "news" outlets"
haha wow Jim. Doesn't Destructoid call itself a 'news outlet', because that's pretty ironic that you started your 'news' article with your opinion.
 
Im fine with people tossin down their opinions on shit every once in a while, ala 1up or Giant Bomb, but seriously Jim. You act just like the twelve year old fanboys your always talking about.

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@Everybody_Poops said:
" I am so fucking sick of Jim Sterling's shit. The Rev Rants are way too hipster. Jim Sterlings Videogame show what Ive done is a shitty attempt to try to emulate Jon Oliver (from the Daily show) They just report other peoples shit. oh and I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF JIM STERLING'S SHIT "
You know, he relishes in seeing people like you.
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Destructoid does make me cry a bit every time I end up looking at it. 
 
Sterling and Birch are if anything the worst part  about it. and they seem to be the part I see the most.

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@Everybody_Poops said:
" I am so fucking sick of Jim Sterling's shit. The Rev Rants are way too hipster. Jim Sterlings Videogame show what Ive done is a shitty attempt to try to emulate Jon Oliver (from the Daily show) They just report other peoples shit. oh and I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF JIM STERLING'S SHIT "
This. Same with Kotaku.
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@Everybody_Poops said:
" I am so fucking sick of Jim Sterling's shit. The Rev Rants are way too hipster. Jim Sterlings Videogame show what Ive done is a shitty attempt to try to emulate Jon Oliver (from the Daily show) They just report other peoples shit. oh and I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF JIM STERLING'S SHIT "
yeah I've watched like 2 or three of those what I've done shows and I get pissed off 
because I really don't get it, is it suppose to be actually funny or what?
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Does anyone actually have any respect for the flame-baiting trash that comes out of this dick wad's mouth?
Lately I've been hearing implied hate on podcasts towards 'blogs'. Various podcasters were talking about where games journalism needs to go, and I believe it was Big Fun who said "And all these blogs don't help the situation". Recently, if my memory serves me right, I heard Arthur Geiss(?) say that blogs flamebait for page views and just repost other peoples stories. 
 
Is there a Destructoid backlash on the horizon?
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@Everybody_Poops said:

"

Does anyone actually have any respect for the flame-baiting trash that comes out of this dick wad's mouth? Lately I've been hearing implied hate on podcasts towards 'blogs'. Various podcasters were talking about where games journalism needs to go, and I believe it was Big Fun who said "And all these blogs don't help the situation". Recently, if my memory serves me right, I heard Arthur Geiss(?) say that blogs flamebait for page views and just repost other peoples stories.   Is there a Destructoid backlash on the horizon? "
most likely not a destructoid backlash but a Jim Sterling backlash maybe  
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A guy who can write an article like this can't be all that bad: 
 

http://www.destructoid.com/how-pokemon-red-is-blatantly-better-than-pokemon-blue-138357.phtml
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Some of the satire articles at destructoid are genuinely funny. Like this one about how dynasty warriors is the greatest video game series.
 

http://www.destructoid.com/why-dynasty-warriors-is-the-greatest-videogame-series-ever-129915.phtml
  
Some quotables from this gem: 
 

"Tommy Tallarico has been put to shame, and Nobuo Uematsu might as well just suck cocks for a living, because the intense and exhilarating Dynasty Warriors soundtrack runs rings of musical delight all round the so-called music of other, lesser videogames. "
 

"There are also a number of advanced visual tricks employed to make the game look even better. Dynasty Warriors pioneered a gimmick known as "slowdown," in which the framerate completely drops when a lot of action is happening onscreen. This is done to provide an atmospheric and jawdropping view of the battle as it happens."
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@K9 said:

" Some of the satire articles at destructoid are genuinely funny. Like this one about how dynasty warriors is the greatest video game series.
 

http://www.destructoid.com/why-dynasty-warriors-is-the-greatest-videogame-series-ever-129915.phtml
  
Some quotables from this gem: 
 

"Tommy Tallarico has been put to shame, and Nobuo Uematsu might as well just suck cocks for a living, because the intense and exhilarating Dynasty Warriors soundtrack runs rings of musical delight all round the so-called music of other, lesser videogames. "
 

"There are also a number of advanced visual tricks employed to make the game look even better. Dynasty Warriors pioneered a gimmick known as "slowdown," in which the framerate completely drops when a lot of action is happening onscreen. This is done to provide an atmospheric and jawdropping view of the battle as it happens." "
 .................I like dynasty warriors  80% of that article is not even true about dynasty warriors
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@K9 said:
" Some of the satire articles at destructoid are genuinely funny. Like this one about how dynasty warriors is the greatest video game series.
 
http://www.destructoid.com/why-dynasty-warriors-is-the-greatest-videogame-series-ever-129915.phtml
  
Some quotables from this gem: 
 

"Tommy Tallarico has been put to shame, and Nobuo Uematsu might as well just suck cocks for a living, because the intense and exhilarating Dynasty Warriors soundtrack runs rings of musical delight all round the so-called music of other, lesser videogames. "
 

"There are also a number of advanced visual tricks employed to make the game look even better. Dynasty Warriors pioneered a gimmick known as "slowdown," in which the framerate completely drops when a lot of action is happening onscreen. This is done to provide an atmospheric and jawdropping view of the battle as it happens." "
Thats exactly the reason why I hate him. He just jumps on bandwagons and then writes pieces in a constant sarcastic tone. It isn't funny and it isn't clever, anyone could do it. 
 
LOL I TAKE A NEGATIVE ASPECT AND THEN TWIST IT TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IM COMPLIMENTING BUT IM ACTUALLY MOCKING IT LOL GET IT

Satire without a shred of subtlety is just annoying.
  

And for the record- Tommy Tallarico's music does suck cock.
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@MysteriousBob said:
" @K9 said:
" Some of the satire articles at destructoid are genuinely funny. Like this one about how dynasty warriors is the greatest video game series.
 
http://www.destructoid.com/why-dynasty-warriors-is-the-greatest-videogame-series-ever-129915.phtml
  
Some quotables from this gem: 
 

"Tommy Tallarico has been put to shame, and Nobuo Uematsu might as well just suck cocks for a living, because the intense and exhilarating Dynasty Warriors soundtrack runs rings of musical delight all round the so-called music of other, lesser videogames. "
 

"There are also a number of advanced visual tricks employed to make the game look even better. Dynasty Warriors pioneered a gimmick known as "slowdown," in which the framerate completely drops when a lot of action is happening onscreen. This is done to provide an atmospheric and jawdropping view of the battle as it happens." "
Thats exactly the reason why I hate him. He just jumps on bandwagons and then writes pieces in a constant sarcastic tone. It isn't funny and it isn't clever, anyone could do it.  LOL I TAKE A NEGATIVE ASPECT AND THEN TWIST IT TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IM COMPLIMENTING BUT IM ACTUALLY MOCKING IT LOL GET ITSatire without a shred of subtlety is just annoying.  And for the record- Tommy Tallarico's music does suck cock. "
yeah that article is basically "hey I'm going to troll about dynasty warriors for absolutely no reason, and call it journalism"
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@trophyhunter said:
" @MysteriousBob said:
" @K9 said:
" Some of the satire articles at destructoid are genuinely funny. Like this one about how dynasty warriors is the greatest video game series.
 
http://www.destructoid.com/why-dynasty-warriors-is-the-greatest-videogame-series-ever-129915.phtml
  
Some quotables from this gem: 
 

"Tommy Tallarico has been put to shame, and Nobuo Uematsu might as well just suck cocks for a living, because the intense and exhilarating Dynasty Warriors soundtrack runs rings of musical delight all round the so-called music of other, lesser videogames. "
 

"There are also a number of advanced visual tricks employed to make the game look even better. Dynasty Warriors pioneered a gimmick known as "slowdown," in which the framerate completely drops when a lot of action is happening onscreen. This is done to provide an atmospheric and jawdropping view of the battle as it happens." "
Thats exactly the reason why I hate him. He just jumps on bandwagons and then writes pieces in a constant sarcastic tone. It isn't funny and it isn't clever, anyone could do it.  LOL I TAKE A NEGATIVE ASPECT AND THEN TWIST IT TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IM COMPLIMENTING BUT IM ACTUALLY MOCKING IT LOL GET ITSatire without a shred of subtlety is just annoying.  And for the record- Tommy Tallarico's music does suck cock. "
yeah that article is basically "hey I'm going to troll about dynasty warriors for absolutely no reason, and call it journalism" "
Worst one ever was when he "criticised" the PSP. 
 
HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PSP HAS A SHORT BATTERY LIFE? WELLS THATS GOOD. LOL NOT REALLY, ITS ACTUALLY BAD. PSP SUX LOL DS4EVA 
 
Ugh. Not funny and not topical.
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@MysteriousBob: yeah that is really uncalled for and it was out of the blue
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Stick with Joystiq. 
 
Er, Stiq with Joystiq.

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Joystiq FTW

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@SJSchmidt93 said:
" Stick with Joystiq.  Er, Stiq with Joystiq. "
what about giantbomb?
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I like dtoid mainly for the fact that they consistently have a news story every 20 minutes (I'm looking at you slow-taku). You won't like all of the stories, but there will be a bunch you will. It's basically giantbomb+, minus endurance run and office vids. Also, I personally know one of the editors, and he's awesome to talk to.

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Stuff like this is why I like Destructoid.

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Ironically you could say the same for Kotaku, except replace hyper 12 year old with horny 14 year old

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@Milkman said:
" Stuff like this is why I like Destructoid. "
stuff like that is why I hate them
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@trophyhunter said:
" @Milkman said:
" Stuff like this is why I like Destructoid. "
stuff like that is why I hate them "
Why? Everything in that post is 100% correct. They even name drop Giant Bomb.
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Obligatory.
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@Skillface said:

"  

   Obligatory. "
oh god that was funny
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@trophyhunter said:
" @SJSchmidt93 said:
" Stick with Joystiq.  Er, Stiq with Joystiq. "
what about giantbomb? "
Giant Bomb isn't a blog.
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@MysteriousBob said:
" @trophyhunter said:
" @MysteriousBob said:
" @K9 said:
" Some of the satire articles at destructoid are genuinely funny. Like this one about how dynasty warriors is the greatest video game series.
 
  
Some quotables from this gem: 
 

"Tommy Tallarico has been put to shame, and Nobuo Uematsu might as well just suck cocks for a living, because the intense and exhilarating Dynasty Warriors soundtrack runs rings of musical delight all round the so-called music of other, lesser videogames. "
 

"There are also a number of advanced visual tricks employed to make the game look even better. Dynasty Warriors pioneered a gimmick known as "slowdown," in which the framerate completely drops when a lot of action is happening onscreen. This is done to provide an atmospheric and jawdropping view of the battle as it happens." "
Thats exactly the reason why I hate him. He just jumps on bandwagons and then writes pieces in a constant sarcastic tone. It isn't funny and it isn't clever, anyone could do it.  LOL I TAKE A NEGATIVE ASPECT AND THEN TWIST IT TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IM COMPLIMENTING BUT IM ACTUALLY MOCKING IT LOL GET ITSatire without a shred of subtlety is just annoying.  And for the record- Tommy Tallarico's music does suck cock. "
yeah that article is basically "hey I'm going to troll about dynasty warriors for absolutely no reason, and call it journalism" "
Worst one ever was when he "criticised" the PSP.  HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PSP HAS A SHORT BATTERY LIFE? WELLS THATS GOOD. LOL NOT REALLY, ITS ACTUALLY BAD. PSP SUX LOL DS4EVA  Ugh. Not funny and not topical. "
He's said before that has a fan of dynasty warriors and received alot of flak for it.
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I like destructoid, mostly for Anthony Burch and Jim Sterling, before I get flamed I will give my reasons. Starting with Anthony, I think he fills a good role for the site. I don't keep track of the independent games, and if it was not for Anthony I would miss great games such as "Runman: Race Around the World." He is a smug about it, but I I believe he is just trying to root for the underdog and get attention for games that wont usually get it from most sites. Now Jim is a joke and he knows it. He has ridiculous blogs to poke fun at the game industry and gamers as a whole. You have to take all of Jim's blogs as sarcasm and be in on the joke. As for the Jon Oliver comparison I would agree, he fills in the same role but since most of his work is written it is harder to convey that style of humor and Jim ends up looking like a dumb 12 year old kid when he is trying to parody that. I can see why people do not like Anthony and Jim, but I feel the it is good they are around. 
 
P.S. the reason "Fag" came up is because they will refer to them to themselves as Indie Art Fags, because some people have said that to them and now it is a a inside joke just to clarify.

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@trophyhunter said:
"" .................I like dynasty warriors  80% of that article is not even true about dynasty warriors "
So does Jim Sterling. Dude loves Dynasty Warriors.
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@Hamst3r said:
" @trophyhunter said:
"" .................I like dynasty warriors  80% of that article is not even true about dynasty warriors "
So does Jim Sterling. Dude loves Dynasty Warriors. "
that makes even less sense now, he wrote a huge article trolling a game he likes?
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@trophyhunter said:
" @Hamst3r said:
" @trophyhunter said:
"" .................I like dynasty warriors  80% of that article is not even true about dynasty warriors "
So does Jim Sterling. Dude loves Dynasty Warriors. "
that makes even less sense now, he wrote a huge article trolling a game he likes? "
 
typical 'teh humor' that plagues gaming blogs.
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@trophyhunter: It's not supposed to be taken seriously. It's not supposed to be read as his opinion about the game, but as the "12 year old" you mentioned in your original post. It's satire. He's mocking ill-informed idiot fanboys by taking it to the absolute extreme. It's the same as his "video game show what I've done" and that article about Pokemon Red being way better than Pokemon Blue, cause you know some kid out there probably really thinks that and their reasoning probably really does have something to do with their brother owning Pokemon Blue or which Pokemon is on the cartridge art.