Hate me because I just got a job at Game!
Hah! Suck it all you losers with school and real jobs!
Now I get 25% discount on all software and a 10% discount on all Hardware (I'm looking at you, Nintendo Wii!)
Yes! Yes! I fucking rule!

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Sorry about acting like such a dick. It's just after having worked at McDonalds for a year and a half I need this. So permit me to be a wanker for a little while ^_^;