trulyalive

Dude, how could I forget Paul Thomas Anderson?! *facepalm*

Ethan Thomas is the most badass playable character in a first person game ever. Featured in Condemned: Criminal Origins and Condemned 2: Bloodshot.

Oh dude, it's awesome. It's a remake of Death Takes A Holiday.
Guess what it's about.
Death taking a holiday.
Booyah!

But seriously, it is one of my favourite films of all time, and a scrutinising study on the nature of humanity. Throw Anthony Hopkins and Brad Pitt in the mix and your characterised drama is made of win.

man, if Ethan Thomas was real, I'd be terrified of talking shit about him. But for now, I'm happy to call him an ugly bitch.

*sees copy of condemned slide towards him*

OMIGOD, TEH GOST OF ETHAN H8S MEEEE!

*runs away*

...wait, we get to vote?

Go Anthony.
Though my favourite performance of his is from Meet Joe Black.
Some Hate MJB.
Some Like MJB.
But I think I'm the only person on the planet to love it.

Ahahaaa ^_^
Sick Burn.

After I first watched it, I rewound the tape and watched it again. And again. And again. Over and over until I completely understood what they were saying.
I miss those days ;_;

Hahaha...no.
Did you never play Condemned 1? You'd be driven to drink in that. Plus, thanks to the events of Condemned 1, (plus alcohol I imagine) he suffers hallucinations that make people appear to be demons. He can't help it. He's a sympathetic character, he just doesn't want to be helped.

One thing I will say though, is I thought he was ugly in Condemned 2, but he looks even worse in the first game...

The Dead Babies.
...
Oh, man, I just upset myself ;_;