So what's the story behind this one? Well, I just think these types of games are interesting to cover, but don't have enough material in them for a full blog. What the hell is there to say? "The artwork is funky and so is the music"? Not quite enough for an entire blog, now, is it? In enters this feature, where I get to caption a bunch of images and have fun with what the game says will happen to me, at least for a few days. I've done it before and I'll probably do it again. So let me set the mood before jumping into things proper.
Don't forget to do '89 Dennou Kyuusei Uranai at some point as well. Who is the idiot who keeps adding all these awful NES fortune-telling games to the wiki, anyway? The same kind of idiot who fishes for attention and approbation in someone else's thread, I'd bet. I'd like to take a baseball bat to that handsome scoundrel's face.
If you actually want to play a GOOD tarot deck-related game that isn't the various Personae, try The Fool's Errand. Like Fez but made in 1987 before Phil Fish was even a twinkle in his father's eye. Or maybe he was like 9. I don't know how old Phil Fish is.
This one I actually knew about. I didn't know that you were the one adding all these future-telling fortune games to the database. Maybe that can be your wiki niche (if that's even a thing).
This one I did not know about. Hopefully, it doesn't have as strange a conclusion as this game. (That's how I keep people coming back...or it would be if I didn't make it impossible for me to post two days in a row.)
I hope you update this a year after it's done so we can see how many of these predictions came to pass. Meanwhile, I'll keep adding Famicom fortune-telling games to the wiki (honestly, are there any left? Are there SNES ones? This requires some additional research).
But wait, it does not end there. You see, I gathered all of my fortunes together and tried to compile them in a way that (didn't) make sense. According to this game, I am super controlling, but very efficient about it. Good thing, too, as I am being cornered by scandal and math, or something. Somehow, this is a good thing. But it's a lone pride that's missing something. Maybe it's independence; maybe it's a steady heart. Who's to say? All I know is that I apparently have a REALY sweet correspondence (I was told twice over).
But what does the future hold for me? After all, isn't that the point of this game? Not much, since it's left to chance and merely shows signs of change. All I really know is that I'm not going to be very motivated in the near future. It doesn't appear to get better with time, either; my final outcome is miserable, with a tragic separation and...rewarding work? So I guess I'm going to abandon my love for my job? But it's all good, because in half a year's time, I'll find love. This is despite my marriage and my ultimate fate of an unacceptable heart.
Say, what's my lover going to be like? Assuming she isn't my wife (and assuming it's even a she), my lover's both a Pisces and a complete asshole who's hiding things from me. Why the hell am I supposed to love this mystery person, again? I mean, I know that human relations have hidden friends, but I'm not hum-wait. Am I going to fall in love with a human? Is that where this is going?
Let's see what the game advises me to do: relax, with a calm feeling and a moderate attitude. Struggling will only make things worse, at least morally......Alright, then. Sound advice, for once.
Eventually, though, my future will split off into two different paths, all 999 style. Along one path, I will be utterly depressed while SHODAN wreaks havoc upon all, resulting in a big activity wherein my contribution doesn't amount to much. Upon the other path is an undying love calling out to me with a wish, shrouded in desire. My head will freeze over, but this will ultimately produce trust. Also, something about a passing zone and a mystery chance. Either way, there is much hope.
But let's not forget my luckey keys! Amusement park, Anki card, and ring 8; real estate and house service 7; art museum and mock test 3. Nnnnnnnnope, still doesn't make any sense. Maybe it'll make more sense to see these numbers in action:
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