Let us once again celebrate my birth!.......That's really all there is to say, isn't there? You post congratulations for my emergence from a vagina, we all eat cake, and everyone shares a good laugh. EXCEPT NOT THIS TIME. I aim to interrupt these traditions with a gift of my own. To you. Specifically, the gift of my not-so-glorious voice in my first ever video review. It seems as good a time as any, and we probably need something to make this an actual milestone. Anyway, on with the show.

(Hopefully, I didn't fuck up the last part of those traditions.) Well, with my gift to you out of the way, I expect reciprocation. After all, Alex already gifted me with the power of The Wolf, so I expect no less of you. Get to it, my subjects.