By Video_Game_King 19 Comments
(Hint: it's me.) Yes, it was upon this glorious day in 1637 that I was born. Of course, this means that I am turning 375 years old. Let us celebrate this glorious occasion! How, exactly? Well, earlier this month, decided to give out presents on his birthday, so let's do the opposite of that. Or maybe I'll indulge in Earth tradition and stuff my face with cake. Whichever is more entertaining, I guess. Anyway, let the festivities begin!