The King's glorious birthday arrives yet again.

(Hint: it's me.) Yes, it was upon this glorious day in 1637 that I was born. Of course, this means that I am turning 375 years old. Let us celebrate this glorious occasion! How, exactly? Well, earlier this month, decided to give out presents on his birthday, so let's do the opposite of that. Or maybe I'll indulge in Earth tradition and stuff my face with cake. Whichever is more entertaining, I guess. Anyway, let the festivities begin!

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Posted by Video_Game_King

(Hint: it's me.) Yes, it was upon this glorious day in 1637 that I was born. Of course, this means that I am turning 375 years old. Let us celebrate this glorious occasion! How, exactly? Well, earlier this month, decided to give out presents on his birthday, so let's do the opposite of that. Or maybe I'll indulge in Earth tradition and stuff my face with cake. Whichever is more entertaining, I guess. Anyway, let the festivities begin!

Posted by Gamer_152

Happy birthday VGK, you sure like the Giant Bomb.

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Posted by Video_Game_King

@Gamer_152 said:

Happy birthday VGK, you sure like the Giant Bomb.

Damn straight. I'll be waiting for my present while I blog about that copy of Eversion you gave me a week or two ago.

Posted by AlexanderSheen

Happy birthday King, you magnificent bastard :)

Posted by snide

Happy bday duder!

Posted by Video_Game_King

@snide said:

Happy bday duder!

Well, this is a first. I thought I'd have to complain about Facebook integration or the lack of WarioWare in GOTY deliberations before I got a staff comment on one of my blogs.

I look forward to our next meeting.
Posted by Mento

Happy Birthday you young thing you. I baked a cake and portalled it to the moon, but Cave Johnson's lemons were a lie? Did I get that bit right?

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Posted by Video_Game_King

@Mento:

I think I wanted them gone because they wanted to burn my house in Spanish, or something. When you play Portal 2 right near El Shaddai, it all looks like one drug-induced blur.

Posted by SexyToad

Would you like a compliment or a hug?

Posted by Video_Game_King

@SexyToad:

A compliment, as I have never trusted hugs too much.

Posted by SexyToad
Posted by Video_Game_King

@SexyToad:

I can't find the YouTube clip I want to use as a response for that, so here's this, instead:

Posted by SexyToad

@Video_Game_King: What the hell is that?

Posted by Video_Game_King

@SexyToad:

Posted by SexyToad

@Video_Game_King: I tried finding a YouTube video to respond to that, but I failed in doing so.

Posted by Video_Game_King

@SexyToad:

If somebody isn't telling me that, I'm probably saying it.

Posted by Hunter5024

Happy Birthday 363 days from now.

Posted by Ravenlight

I'm all up in your birthdays, messing up your graphs with my comments.

Edited by Ravenlight

Also, we share the same birthday. Weird.