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The screenshot ballad of Heartbreakin' Hisao Nakai. Episode 5: End of the Tropes.

Part the 一番目
Part the 一番目
← To Episode 4: Takin' it to HarlemTo Episode 6: To Parts Unknown

Those weren't the unforeseen consequences. Obviously.

After Hisao's long recovery, the G-Man tried to explain how things went so awry. But Babyface wasn't having any of it. He demanded that he be sent back to Yamaku immediately.

Normally, I'd explain some stuff about Rin's route, but Hisao has a few loose ends to tie up. That's right: we're making a beeline for Kenji!

LEAVE THE CLASS CONFUSED ABOUT GATE LOVE!
LEAVE THE CLASS CONFUSED ABOUT GATE LOVE!
BURN TWO BRIDGES WITH ONE TORCH!
BURN TWO BRIDGES WITH ONE TORCH!
BE A SPINELESS COWARD!
BE A SPINELESS COWARD!
GIVE HANAKO HER SPACE!.....That's a weird step.
GIVE HANAKO HER SPACE!.....That's a weird step.
DENY HANAKO'S CUTENESS. (Also, we're skipping a step after this. That's what we get with these choices, folks.)
DENY HANAKO'S CUTENESS. (Also, we're skipping a step after this. That's what we get with these choices, folks.)
CREEP OUT THE GIRLS WITH YOUR SURGERY SCARS!
CREEP OUT THE GIRLS WITH YOUR SURGERY SCARS!
TELL THE NURSE TO EAT A DICK!
TELL THE NURSE TO EAT A DICK!
This one doesn't matter.
This one doesn't matter.
Because they beat the piss out of him, anyway.
Because they beat the piss out of him, anyway.
But let's assume that Babyface has moved on from Sugartits once and for all.
But let's assume that Babyface has moved on from Sugartits once and for all.
Wait a second. I thought I told him NOT to side with Lilly. I'm not even kidding. Hisao is defying my orders.
Wait a second. I thought I told him NOT to side with Lilly. I'm not even kidding. Hisao is defying my orders.
Just for that: bad ending.
Just for that: bad ending.
Something tells me they don't enjoy your sense of humor.
Something tells me they don't enjoy your sense of humor.
That something being this.
That something being this.
Rin glaring at him too much to come up with a decent dick joke.
Rin glaring at him too much to come up with a decent dick joke.
He still goes to bed sweaty. Just as he likes it.
He still goes to bed sweaty. Just as he likes it.
Exactly. You've let Kenji get ahead of you.
Exactly. You've let Kenji get ahead of you.
"I just hope he likes the smell of lemons."
"That sounds like a threat." ".................."
Rin told him about this thread, didn't he? *sigh*
Rin told him about this thread, didn't he? *sigh*
And we get bad ending music, out of absolutely nowhere. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JeJjWeYQuc
And we get bad ending music, out of absolutely nowhere. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JeJjWeYQuc
Probably the same shit they've been doing for the past few months.
Probably the same shit they've been doing for the past few months.
Dead bodies.
Dead bodies.
"Hopefully, she's not wearing anything too tight."
No matter how many times you've DESPERATELY asked her.
No matter how many times you've DESPERATELY asked her.
"Helping" in the loosest sense of the word.
Actually, she's drinking it up with Hanako. I think we know why.
Actually, she's drinking it up with Hanako. I think we know why.
"Is this how eating works?"
Somebody's gonna die.
Somebody's gonna die.
"Try and make a joke out of THAT one, Rin!"
I FUCKING LOVE THIS ROUTE!
I FUCKING LOVE THIS ROUTE!
How sad is it that this is probably the most memeable line in the game?
How sad is it that this is probably the most memeable line in the game?
Kenji is not amused.
Kenji is not amused.
Your mom wouldn't happen to be Akira, would she?...........Wait.........
Your mom wouldn't happen to be Akira, would she?...........Wait.........
Prepare to be surprised.
Prepare to be surprised.
"...........Really?..........Fucking.......*sigh*"
If it was, he'd have brought Hanako.
If it was, he'd have brought Hanako.
http://youtu.be/8Sr3ZbSxolI
http://youtu.be/8Sr3ZbSxolI
Don't worry. I've got you covered.
Don't worry. I've got you covered.
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It'll never beat the Shoulder Touch Drinking Game.
It'll never beat the Shoulder Touch Drinking Game.
And Kenji STILL hasn't explained why he shot up Babyface.
And Kenji STILL hasn't explained why he shot up Babyface.

Unfortunately, we're not getting the answer today. That comes tomorrow.

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