Not that I endorse heavy drinking...

...But I can now legally drink (in america) and do adult stuff*. I am now old. I am now deteriorating. I must drink preserves to stave off death!

Aqua Vitae












*disclaimer: just because i'm old enough, doesn't mean i'll act like it. 
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Posted by Virago

...But I can now legally drink (in america) and do adult stuff*. I am now old. I am now deteriorating. I must drink preserves to stave off death!

Aqua Vitae












*disclaimer: just because i'm old enough, doesn't mean i'll act like it. 
Edited by MB

Dude you're so old now.  Sheesh.  A dinosaur, even.

Oh, and Smirnoff is terrible.  Try Russian Standard if you can find it.  I'm more of a whiskey drinker myself.

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Posted by suneku

try popov

Posted by Virago
MB said:
"Dude you're so old now.  Sheesh.  A dinosaur, even.

Oh, and Smirnoff is terrible.  Try Russian Standard if you can find it.  I'm more of a whiskey drinker myself."
MB, I thought you only drank the blood of small children? =)
Posted by Endogene
Virago said:
"MB said:
"Dude you're so old now.  Sheesh.  A dinosaur, even.

Oh, and Smirnoff is terrible.  Try Russian Standard if you can find it.  I'm more of a whiskey drinker myself."
MB, I thought you only drank the blood of small children? =)"
He mixes it with wodka.
Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin
Virago said:
"...But I can now legally drink (in america) and do adult stuff*. I am now old. I am now deteriorating. I must drink preserves to stave off death!
Aqua Vitae












*disclaimer: just because i'm old enough, doesn't mean i'll act like it. 
"

When the * didn't lead to *anal I started hitting the Back button so fast I burned a hole in my mouse.
Posted by ILOVETHEENOT

ahhahha congrats on being legal, I'll be legal in 7 months, my girlfriend just turned legal today, gotta love that it's only 19 to start drinking in Canada!

Posted by Endogene
ILOVETHEENOT said:
"ahhahha congrats on being legal, I'll be legal in 7 months, my girlfriend just turned legal today, gotta love that it's only 19 to start drinking in Canada!"
I feel sorry for your continent its stupid alcohol rules.
Posted by TheGTAvaccine

I'm surprised that nobody has said Happy Birthday yet.

Well...Happy Birthday!

Posted by HistoryInRust

Happy Birthday, d00d!

Posted by Oni

Happy birthday Virago :D

Also I've been allowed to drink for 3 years now, and I'm 21. Netherlands ftw

Edited by MattyFTM

I do endorse heavy drinking!!!! I also endorse laughing at Americans who can't drink till they're 21!!!!!! Hehehehehehe.

Anyway, happy birthday virago.

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Posted by Megalon
suneku said:
"try popov"
Haha, he just said he was legal, why would he drink that stuff? That's bush league, good sir.

My recommendation: go to your nearest bar and wear a sign that says "I'm 21 today, buy me a drink". I did that, and holy shit did I get a ton of free drinks. And a few phone numbers....
Posted by oraknabo

Is it your birthday today? I'm having one too. It's been a long time since 21 though.

Posted by Sweep

HaPpY BiRtHdAy FrOm gIaNtBoMb LoVe SwEep

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Posted by Virago
Megalon said:
"suneku said:
"try popov"
Haha, he just said he was legal, why would he drink that stuff? That's bush league, good sir.

My recommendation: go to your nearest bar and wear a sign that says "I'm 21 today, buy me a drink". I did that, and holy shit did I get a ton of free drinks. And a few phone numbers...."
Ha, that's awesome! though as a girl I'ill get free drinks regardless what day it is ;)

 
thanks for the birthday wishes <3
Posted by Megalon
Virago said:
"Megalon said:
"suneku said:
"try popov"
Haha, he just said he was legal, why would he drink that stuff? That's bush league, good sir.

My recommendation: go to your nearest bar and wear a sign that says "I'm 21 today, buy me a drink". I did that, and holy shit did I get a ton of free drinks. And a few phone numbers...."
Ha, that's awesome! though as a girl I'ill get free drinks regardless what day it is ;

 
thanks for the birthday wishes <3"
Yeah that is true, you girls have it so easy! Probably best not to wear the sign then, you'll probably get enough free drinks to go into a coma.
Edited by Jayge_
Drink Duvel, it's good for the soul.
Happy Birthday, Hoe.
Posted by zitosilva
Oni said:
"Happy birthday Virago :D

Also I've been allowed to drink for 3 years now, and I'm 21. Netherlands ftw"
Yeah, I've been legaly allowed since I was 18 as well.
Not that it means anything, I used to drink a lot more before I was 18... a LOT more.
Posted by Manachild
Virago said:
"...But I can now legally drink (in america) and do adult stuff*. I am now old. I am now deteriorating. I must drink preserves to stave off death!
Aqua Vitae












*disclaimer: just because i'm old enough, doesn't mean i'll act like it. 
"
Happy birthday!
Posted by Hamz

21 to drink legally in America right? God damn that must suck....its 18 here in the UK...so SUCKERS!

Congratulations Virago, just remember to write down your address on your arm, that way people know where to tell the taxi to take you :D

<3

Posted by daniel_beck_90

being an adult is not equivalent to being indecent (Actually I wanted to use a more rude term  lol )

Posted by Systech

Happy Birthday, virago! Fun Fact: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was also born on the 18th of December!

He agrees with drinking, too.
Posted by oraknabo
systech said:
 Fun Fact: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was also born on the 18th of December!
Also:
Steven Spielberg
Ossie Davis
Ty Cobb
Betty Grable
Archduke Ferdinand of Austria (whose death started WWI)
Paul Klee
Michael Moorcock (Elric creator)
Keith Richards
Brad Pitt
Ray Liotta
Katie Holmes
& Christina Aguilera
Posted by MB
oraknabo said:

Michael Moorcock (Elric creator)

Hehe, Moorcock.  Nice.
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Posted by Arkthemaniac

Hey guys. I have the best shared birthday ever.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by Claude

I remember turning 21... almost 23 years ago. Drinking an adult beverage never gets old. Happy Birthday.

Posted by tokyochicken

HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Kazona

Goodie!

Now go get yourself a bottle of good bacardi and mix it with some red bull :D

Posted by CreamyGoodness
ILOVETHEENOT said:
"ahhahha congrats on being legal, I'll be legal in 7 months, my girlfriend just turned legal today, gotta love that it's only 19 to start drinking in Canada!"
ill drink to that. illegaly for me though, but only for 9 months..
Posted by Rowr

Well my condolences. Half the appeal of drinking and going out is gone once your actually allowed to!

But remember kids, dont drink and drive, and only drink with friends.

Congrats on you birthday!

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Posted by Otacon

Dude you share your birthday with some cool people! 

A drink to you being able to drink! ... 
Posted by Bucketdeth
Rowr said:
"Well my condolences. Half the appeal of drinking and going out is gone once your actually allowed to!

But remember kids, dont drink and drive, and only drink with friends.

Congrats on you birthday!

Baked with
Posted by Gunner612
MB said:
"Dude you're so old now.  Sheesh.  A dinosaur, even.

Oh, and Smirnoff is terrible.  Try Russian Standard if you can find it.  I'm more of a whiskey drinker myself.

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Ill drink to that.
Posted by get2sammyb

I found that while I was 17 I drank a lot more than when I became legal at 18. Being "legal" takes the fun out of stuff big time.

Posted by jakob187

Jagerade.  It's the ultimate neutral alcoholic beverage.

Jager dehydrates you.  Gatorade rehydrates you.  Problem solved.
Posted by Vision

Happy Birthday :)

Happy drinking.

I have been legally drinking since 18 too not that i drink a whole lot though.

Posted by lordofultima

Jack and Pepsi is a fine mixed beverage, although Jager bombs are definitely my choice. They're amazingly delicious, and it hits you like a tons of bricks a short amount of time later.

Posted by teh_destroyer

Happy Birthday,my 21st was 2 years ago.

Posted by Jayge_
lordofultima said:
"Jack and Pepsi is a fine mixed beverage, although Jager bombs are definitely my choice. They're amazingly delicious, and it hits you like a tons of bricks a short amount of time later."
Jagerbombs are an abomination.