I know I know, macs are stupid, I should just buy a PC. But i'm never going to do that, so what are my other options? Screw Tetris and Peggle and MMOs, I want legit games. I have Machinarium already, what else is available?
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I know, I know, I'm a terrible game-player (so terrible I can't even be considered a gamer), but This is my blag on Bio shock and Mass Effect 2. And Stalker, why the heck not?!
Alright, I didn't actually play any of these, and I'm kinda glad, because the idea of setting people on fire and then shooting them gets me all wiggly inside (told you i'm terrible), but Bio Shock 2 is really quite fantastic. I'm gonna go ahead and use Rowr's words, but to all those people who are too stubborn to even TRY #2 (*cough* sweep *cough*), just freaking rent it and play an hour.
Mass Effect: I (slash not me at all) played as a chick, and I liked it a lot better than being a girl in any other game. So that was cool. I love the plot, the graphics, the combat, the everything. Hooray!
Stalker -- i think i spent five minutes watching it? It's totally a guys' game. I can't do the whole russian mafia gun point i don't even know what. But it did have awesome graphics. It just wasn't my thing =\ To be fair, though, I should've spent more time with it.
Yeah, a real blog about real video games!
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Alright, I didn't actually play any of these, and I'm kinda glad, because the idea of setting people on fire and then shooting them gets me all wiggly inside (told you i'm terrible), but Bio Shock 2 is really quite fantastic. I'm gonna go ahead and use Rowr's words, but to all those people who are too stubborn to even TRY #2 (*cough* sweep *cough*), just freaking rent it and play an hour.
Mass Effect: I (slash not me at all) played as a chick, and I liked it a lot better than being a girl in any other game. So that was cool. I love the plot, the graphics, the combat, the everything. Hooray!
Stalker -- i think i spent five minutes watching it? It's totally a guys' game. I can't do the whole russian mafia gun point i don't even know what. But it did have awesome graphics. It just wasn't my thing =\ To be fair, though, I should've spent more time with it.
Yeah, a real blog about real video games!
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I'm never around anymore, and those who Do know me think I've died, and those who Don't know me, have no idea why I'm so important. Roflcopter.
Anyway. So I'm taking 21 credits this term (and next) so that I can graduate with my BA in digital arts. Whoo hoo! we'll see if I survive.
Currently in my longest and bestest relationship eva with the elusive Rowrasaur, and still can't get enough of the aussie accent =)
Working part time as a pastry maker in the mornings, so I'm well on my way to adult diabetes (way too much sugar involved with that job lemme tell you).
Also, I'm illustrating a children's book that will be published in June? May? Jeez, whenever I get my freaking act together it seems. It's about dinosaurs and soccer and the end of the world, so fun times ahead Fo Sho. I'll let you all know when it's out so you can buy one/get a freebee ;)
And now I'm off to write papers and draw hearts and T-Rex's! No video game updates; the xbox is safe and sound in canada, where all sorts of fun games are being used on it. Whoopee!
Anyway. So I'm taking 21 credits this term (and next) so that I can graduate with my BA in digital arts. Whoo hoo! we'll see if I survive.
Currently in my longest and bestest relationship eva with the elusive Rowrasaur, and still can't get enough of the aussie accent =)
Working part time as a pastry maker in the mornings, so I'm well on my way to adult diabetes (way too much sugar involved with that job lemme tell you).
Also, I'm illustrating a children's book that will be published in June? May? Jeez, whenever I get my freaking act together it seems. It's about dinosaurs and soccer and the end of the world, so fun times ahead Fo Sho. I'll let you all know when it's out so you can buy one/get a freebee ;)
And now I'm off to write papers and draw hearts and T-Rex's! No video game updates; the xbox is safe and sound in canada, where all sorts of fun games are being used on it. Whoopee!
We all know what a huge gamer I am. And if you don't know, then let me tell you: i'm a huuuuuuuuge gamer. You know how many games I played this year? Lots and lots. (*snickers sarcastically*) So here's my list, GB:
3. Super Wario for the Wii
Quite a fun game, except I really hated the cheerleader level. I got stuck there for like, three rounds. It's quite a clever little game, and, being a wii game, fun when
you have multiple people playing it with you.
2. Assasin's Creed
I got kind of hooked playing this and ignored rowr for like 2 whole days =| so it was that awesome, but it's not number one because it sort of sucked my soul.
Graphics were awesome, and the Italian was sweet, the story was very intriguing, blah blah blah....
1. Machinarium
The only game I finished in the last 12 months, besides GoW2. In fact, I forgot about that game, and would totally replace wario if i wasn't so lazy. Anyway,
Machinarium is about this robot, and it's a flash game that's like... 6 hours long, depending how speedy gonzalez you are at figuring out puzzles. The look of it's
amazing, the music isn't annoying, and the robot is the cutest machine object i've ever seen. And it's fun. And really addicting.
That's my list, lol at people who think i'm serious.
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3. Super Wario for the Wii
Quite a fun game, except I really hated the cheerleader level. I got stuck there for like, three rounds. It's quite a clever little game, and, being a wii game, fun when
you have multiple people playing it with you.
2. Assasin's Creed
I got kind of hooked playing this and ignored rowr for like 2 whole days =| so it was that awesome, but it's not number one because it sort of sucked my soul.
Graphics were awesome, and the Italian was sweet, the story was very intriguing, blah blah blah....
1. Machinarium
The only game I finished in the last 12 months, besides GoW2. In fact, I forgot about that game, and would totally replace wario if i wasn't so lazy. Anyway,
Machinarium is about this robot, and it's a flash game that's like... 6 hours long, depending how speedy gonzalez you are at figuring out puzzles. The look of it's
amazing, the music isn't annoying, and the robot is the cutest machine object i've ever seen. And it's fun. And really addicting.
That's my list, lol at people who think i'm serious.
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This blog is dedicated to my favorite game designer, Sweep "I Want You Inside Me" Sweepums.
We've had a long go together on the forums and IRC, as well as a podcast and some very personal skype conversations.
Mostly it's the distance and busy levels and girlfriends that keep us separated, but when we come together... it's magical. Kind of like harry potter but with less gingers.
So my blog.
I haven't been doing shit in the video game world. In fact, what I HAVE done has more to do with dinosaurs and deck chairs than anything. Also banana sandwich waffles.
Uh... New MUA game = awesome. comic books + video games are almost as good as just plain comic books.
New Zelda = WOOOOOooooo!!! Link is my homeboy.
New Harry Potter movie = I haven't caught up on the last one, so I guess I should do that.
Microsoft = Kicking effing ass. I'm terrified. Next step: Robot Apocolypse. Side note: would you rather have the robot apocolypse or the zombie apocolypse?
Apologies to the IRC for only coming on when I'm drunk or caffeinated. Someday I'll be normal. Maybe. No promises.
Apologies also to the forums for similar reasons. <3 to the mods, 'specially pamzy. and wtf kush, i still think it's weird you're a mod. Also, as a mod, more cannoli ought to be encorporated on the forums. And vagina.
Okay. There. That's my blog. back to finals.
We've had a long go together on the forums and IRC, as well as a podcast and some very personal skype conversations.
Mostly it's the distance and busy levels and girlfriends that keep us separated, but when we come together... it's magical. Kind of like harry potter but with less gingers.
So my blog.
I haven't been doing shit in the video game world. In fact, what I HAVE done has more to do with dinosaurs and deck chairs than anything. Also banana sandwich waffles.
Uh... New MUA game = awesome. comic books + video games are almost as good as just plain comic books.
New Zelda = WOOOOOooooo!!! Link is my homeboy.
New Harry Potter movie = I haven't caught up on the last one, so I guess I should do that.
Microsoft = Kicking effing ass. I'm terrified. Next step: Robot Apocolypse. Side note: would you rather have the robot apocolypse or the zombie apocolypse?
Apologies to the IRC for only coming on when I'm drunk or caffeinated. Someday I'll be normal. Maybe. No promises.
Apologies also to the forums for similar reasons. <3 to the mods, 'specially pamzy. and wtf kush, i still think it's weird you're a mod. Also, as a mod, more cannoli ought to be encorporated on the forums. And vagina.
Okay. There. That's my blog. back to finals.
