Betting the FarmVille: Part 03

@Mantel said:

Kessler sounds alot like Grand Negus Zek!

Perhaps Kessler should have invested his $10 in gold pressed latinum instead!

Uh-oh. 
At first things didn't look good for Kessler, but in this clip he's really made a comeback with his huge profits. 
Still, after looking up some information, I think things might turn real sideways, real fast.

Steve still hasn't named his farm, only Kessler has the correct name in the upper right corner.

Kessler = already win.

@ParadoxEngine: Thank you for getting that.

Today was Kessler's time to shine it would seem.

Kesslers Farm is pretty rocking, cotton all the way!

This whole thing made itself manifest in my dreams the other day. There were these massive installments of giant tall grass and wheat, and someone said to Kessler "yo you should harvest those!" and he was like "oh Yeah!" So he proceeded to do so, but with the smallest pair of scissors, and then they broke, and everyone was pissed.

Kessler was freaking out and ran across endless sweeping hills of tall grass, trying to get bigger scissors and epic music started playing...that is ALL i remember. I do not recall Internet Steve's situation in this dream, but i bet he was doing much better.

go lemon!

thats racist

this is genuinely interesting, really looking forward to the next one. hopefully they'll open the guys up to getting some friends to expand their farm and what not. maybe just limit it to 10 friends each or something 

Kessler's running away with it so far.  Not going to lie, that kind of surprises me, but more power to him for his researching.

Go Kessler!

I love Kessler's enthusiasm lol

@Dylabaloo said:

@Video_Game_King said:

@PeasForFees said:

@Video_Game_King said:

@Dylabaloo said:

It cool if they opened this up and let the giantbomb community contribute.

They did? When?

"if"

Oh. Fuck. Ignore this series of posts, everybody!

My bad, that sentence was a typo landmine.

I came for the series of posts.

Super crops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Cotton? Ill believe it when I see it.

Uh-oh. At first things didn't look good for Kessler, but in this clip he's really made a comeback with his huge profits. Still, after looking up some information, I think things might turn real sideways, real fast.

I am dissapoint they are seriously doing a farmville run :( I am sorry, but i cant watch anything related to that crap.

Oh man, Cow Based Deficit is the worst.

Cow-based defecit? Oh no!

Loving this series!

Watermelons are the way to go for the big bucks.

go butt barn!

The butt seems barron

These series videos need a playlist of every episode on the page... Manually searching for episode 2 is a pain in the ass. :|

as much as i hate to say this, i'm pretty sure that Kessler's won this

PURE COTTON

PRO TIP:

WHEN U ENTER THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR FARM THE FARMER IS IN THE CENTER.

CLEAR THE 4 CROPS AROWND HIM AND THE SURROUND HIM WITH HAILBAILS in a square/diamond shape so the farmer cant get out of the square bails. That way you dont lose time when he is moving from crop to crop.

Im trying to help you guys cause i cant stand watching u guys crawling your way in the stupid a** game.

                I am dissapoint they are seriously doing a farmville run :( I am sorry, but i cant watch anything related to that crap.
           

@sheira said:

I am dissapoint they are seriously doing a farmville run :( I am sorry, but i cant watch anything related to that crap.

Man up.

Kessler is killing it.

It's ok as long as it's a white guy picking the cotton.

This is seriously making me want to play farmville...WTF IS WRONG WITH ME

You know what? Looks like more fun than DA2!

Oh God... The Farmville music is the new "Life Is Beautiful" from Deadly Premonition! 
 
It... it won't get out of my head! 
 
If we can get a Farmville + "Life is Beautiful" Mashup, that'd be dope. Maybe throw in some wobble bass for a club remix? Just call it, "Life is Farmville"

Love this series and can't wait for the next one... but to me 'super cotton' sounds like 'magic beans.' I expect stocks in the Butt Barn to bottom out soon.

Stuff like this is why I love this site. Kick some ass butt barn!

@sheira said:

I am dissapoint they are seriously doing a farmville run :( I am sorry, but i cant watch anything related to that crap.

I think it's more about the entertainment value of forcing interns to play Farmville.

This is hilarious :)

THAT'S RIGHT!

@brandonleedy said:

Oh God... The Farmville music is the new "Life Is Beautiful" from Deadly Premonition! It... it won't get out of my head! If we can get a Farmville + "Life is Beautiful" Mashup, that'd be dope. Maybe throw in some wobble bass for a club remix? Just call it, "Life is Farmville"

Hilarious! You are so right!

Plow, Seed & Harvest... More clicks than Diablo and significantly less fun.

Once you master cotton you can buy a cotton gin.

Kessler is KILLING it. Good work duder!

Love the new series.
 
It does kinda make me wanna play Farmville, though, which disturbs me. Maybe Harvest Moon will take care of that.

Woo, go Kessler!

Ryan Davis, corporate Farmville tool giving up all the info to investors.

Oh man that music. I want to punch myself.