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Breaking Brad

Breaking Brad: Breaking Brad: Demon's Souls: Part 11

Brad witnesses the dignity, majesty, and pageantry of the king of the sky creatures.

Can we break Brad Shoemaker's will and send him packing? We put him up against some difficult video games to find out.

Feb. 27 2014

Cast: Brad, Vinny

Posted by: Vinny

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Demon's Souls

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I feel bad for Drew in the control room. Perhaps he keeps a book in there or something.

I imagine he's sitting at full attention, back 90 degrees straight to the chair, for the entire thing - going over how to start up an AC130 or something in his mind.

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Demon's Souls II: Touch The Demon Inside Me Edition

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Demon's Souls II: Touch The Demon Inside Me Edition

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@assinass said:

Someone should seriously make a compilation of Brad going apeshit over these crystal lizards. It's comedy gold!

I feel completely different. It's the most annoying thing about these videos.

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@jagehtso said:

When he was going on about weird Soul Ray strategies for those lizards when had a fuckhuge sword that rips a tear through time and space and kills multiple monsters in one strike, I was dying a little inside. Commenting while playing really seems to do a number on those logic circuits.

After the stream, other people confirmed what I suspected at the time, that the sword wouldn't do squat for damage against the lizards and they'd just run away. C'mon, it's a Souls game. They aren't going to give you a sword that absurdly powerful and let you use it effectively in just any old situation.

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"All the people bitching about that archstone like I didn't know what it does."

Oh, Brad. Ohhhhh, @brad. Different. Item. We're talking about the "Shard of archstone," *not* the "Nexial Binding." I think there's a part of streaming a game alongside a friend (Vinny) that causes people to not devote their full attention to the game. You were looking right at it before. Sounds like you didn't devote your full attention to reading those criticisms, either...

No offense.

Yes, I know you guys were talking about the shard and I knew how it works. I only have two of them and opted not to waste one for only 20k souls. Not sure what's so hard to understand here.

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You have wasted so much time on the stupid lizards.

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@quarters said:

Okay, I've been wondering about this since the very beginning of coverage on this, so maybe someone can answer me: what in the world is the point of the "I'm in trouble--please recommend this message!" glyph? What does that even accomplish?

Whenever someone rates your message you recover health, that's why you'll see them in particularly difficult spots.

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Brad, only you can play a Souls game and still be fantasizing about Dota 2.

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@humanity said:

@jjweatherman said:

I feel bad for Drew in the control room. Perhaps he keeps a book in there or something.

I imagine he's sitting at full attention, back 90 degrees straight to the chair, for the entire thing - going over how to start up an AC130 or something in his mind.

Not sitting, standing.

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@brad: Why don't you try that fireball spell on lizards since you can run and shoot at the same time?

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You have wasted so much time on the stupid lizards.

Says the guy who watches other people play video games. Time is not wasted it you are having fun dude.

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@topsteer said:

@quarters said:

Okay, I've been wondering about this since the very beginning of coverage on this, so maybe someone can answer me: what in the world is the point of the "I'm in trouble--please recommend this message!" glyph? What does that even accomplish?

Whenever someone rates your message you recover health, that's why you'll see them in particularly difficult spots.

Ooooh, gotcha. Thanks, duder.

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Can anyone able to mail Brad a crystal lizard doll?

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@brad: Ah, don't trouble yourselves with addressing all the criticism, man. None of those dudes have thousands of people watching (and criticizing) every step they make in one of the least forgiving games in the last decade.

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@brad said:

@jagehtso said:

When he was going on about weird Soul Ray strategies for those lizards when had a fuckhuge sword that rips a tear through time and space and kills multiple monsters in one strike, I was dying a little inside. Commenting while playing really seems to do a number on those logic circuits.

After the stream, other people confirmed what I suspected at the time, that the sword wouldn't do squat for damage against the lizards and they'd just run away. C'mon, it's a Souls game. They aren't going to give you a sword that absurdly powerful and let you use it effectively in just any old situation.

I don't think it was unfair of people to assume that it would still retain its power in the same area, though.

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Hey, have you guys noticed how lately the site is all Endurance Runs?

That's not a complaint. That's the opposite. It's just so weird how things have changed.

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When Brad is done with this game someone need to make a compilation of Brad's "Lizard Rage" moments :D They crack me up so much.

Yeah I can't help but laugh when I hear Brad's lizard fury. In my play through the sticky compound bow and thief ring made lizards really easy to snipe.

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Am I the only losing respect for Brad during these streams? I never took the whole, "Brad is bad at games" thing seriously but this is just... man.

His obsession with the lizards is too much.

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@chrjz said:

Am I the only losing respect for Brad during these streams? I never took the whole, "Brad is bad at games" thing seriously but this is just... man.

His obsession with the lizards is too much.

Is it brad being bad though, or brad being obsessive and neurotic? :P

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The follow-up to this feature will be called Crystal Lizards Anonymous

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I love this feature. Why y'all giving brad a hard time? Man. Internet.

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Hey, have you guys noticed how lately the site is all Endurance Runs?

That's not a complaint. That's the opposite. It's just so weird how things have changed.

Streams and Let's Plays (let's call them what they are) are easy ways to make a lot of content with minimal production effort. A lot of the recent video content has been from Patrick, too, who can't do much more else to contribute video besides streaming games (and his morning show).

In my opinion, though, if you look back through the last six months, you can see that the change really started when Ryan died. It took the wind out of everybody's sails for the couple of weeks after the news hit, but they never really got it back fully. Understandably so, but just about everyone at the site has had a little less life and energy in them since then and the enthusiasm for putting work into new features doesn't seem to be strong enough to do more than just stream a game for a couple of hours in the afternoon.

There could also be corporate interest behind it; somebody may have gotten ahold of some data that gave enough proof that doing an LP of a game gets the most views for the time and energy (money) that goes into it.

It may also have to do with the fact that the start of the year is starved for game releases, of course. And people that are involved with other features, like the Pathfinder campaign they got started on, aren't always available. Plus, it's a website about videogames; I'm pretty sure you can count on one hand the number of video features they've done that aren't them playing videogames in some capacity.

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I don't remember the users posting comments always being so nerdy.

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I love watching these. I wish I could watch Brad play through Dark Souls, too.

I'm just now getting back into Dark Souls. I stopped around launch mainly because of Ornstein and Smough. With better knowledge and a better equipped character I beat them the second try. Felt soo good. Just completed Catacombs/Tomb of Giants.

C'mon Dark Souls 2!

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Don't review Darksouls2 straight away....just do a day long playthrough with Matt, Brad and Vinny alternating control between them. That would be awesome !!

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Thanks to @drewbert for taking the time to do these. it must take a lot out of his day and he still sticks around to man the control room. What a guy! Drew, you're fantastic.

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@brad said:

@jagehtso said:

When he was going on about weird Soul Ray strategies for those lizards when had a fuckhuge sword that rips a tear through time and space and kills multiple monsters in one strike, I was dying a little inside. Commenting while playing really seems to do a number on those logic circuits.

After the stream, other people confirmed what I suspected at the time, that the sword wouldn't do squat for damage against the lizards and they'd just run away. C'mon, it's a Souls game. They aren't going to give you a sword that absurdly powerful and let you use it effectively in just any old situation.

I apologize. Seems like I was the one not thinking in this one. Sorry.

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I love the guy but, man, Brad's brain works weeeeeird.

The thought process by which people telling him to equip something stealthy to fight a blindfolded enemy was probably a red herring because the one thing boosting stealth in his inventory would probably relate to some arbitrary aggro range was amazing.

That's some Borges/Dalí/Lewis Carroll surrealism operating inside that noggin' and I wouldn't want it any other way.

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Is it just me, or do the graphics in Demon Souls look better than those in Dark Souls?

#Dark Souls II

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@the_nubster: Dude - you do realise these folks are at work and getting paid?. They are'nt charity workers and its not his time - its CBS's.

I do however like Drew and appreciate his effort.

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@frumpa said:

@the_nubster: Dude - you do realise these folks are at work and getting paid?. They aren't charity workers and its not his time - its CBS's.

I do however like Drew and appreciate his effort.

Yes, I realize that. But they get off of work at 5 or something, and these streams regularly go to 6 and sometimes past that. You can hear it in his voice that he wants to leave, but he never complains or tries to push them along. Even if he;'s getting paid, he still stays past his regular hours so we can watch Brad and Vinny try to decipher this game.

I get paid if I can't close in my allotted time, but that doesn't mean I want to be there past that time.

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Just for his sanity, I really hope Brad is able to get a Pure Darkmoonstone. Lizards are the only source and he has few chances left. What really a crappy game mechanic.

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This feature really goes from exciting and hilarious, to tedious and annoying, then sometimes up again but mostly like the latter at the best of times.

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Wow. Brad might be one of the dumbest or possibly most psychotic people I've ever seen play a game.

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Man, just ignoring those cloudstone drops left and right, huh? And trying to run in and melee multiple enemies that are scattering that require 3-4 hits each while other enemies that spear you if you stand still too long are around. Vinny had that pegged.

Should probably take off that Orange Lantern ring first, it's not doing you any favors, Brad. Just saying.

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@paulunga: You must clearly not be familiar with such youtube shit-stirrers as DSPgaming.

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Brad said: "I may have to resign myself..."

Awh fucking.... no you don't.

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@noelveiga said:

Hey, have you guys noticed how lately the site is all Endurance Runs?

That's not a complaint. That's the opposite. It's just so weird how things have changed.

/shrug. Call it what you like. An Endurance Run is a very specific daily commitment (or else there is hell to pay) through a game with a start and a finish. We don't normally call Live Shows, Quick Looks, but sometimes the content results in the same thing. I wouldn't even call Spelunkin' an ER except for the very last episode. I'm fine with one-off ERs. ;) /baddudes

@sweetz: You're forgetting about summon trading.

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Oh man, the part where Vinny is just reacting to Brad's lizard insanity by sound was hilarious.

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@frumpa said:

@the_nubster: Dude - you do realise these folks are at work and getting paid?. They aren't charity workers and its not his time - its CBS's.

I do however like Drew and appreciate his effort.

Yes, I realize that. But they get off of work at 5 or something, and these streams regularly go to 6 and sometimes past that. You can hear it in his voice that he wants to leave, but he never complains or tries to push them along. Even if he;'s getting paid, he still stays past his regular hours so we can watch Brad and Vinny try to decipher this game.

I get paid if I can't close in my allotted time, but that doesn't mean I want to be there past that time.

He did give that, "So..." thing near the end there. Even stoic Drew was beginning to crack under the Crystal Lizard Obsession.

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@chrjz said:

Am I the only losing respect for Brad during these streams? I never took the whole, "Brad is bad at games" thing seriously but this is just... man.

His obsession with the lizards is too much.

Dude, Brad obsessing over lizards is so much fun to watch. He places so much value on something he doesn't need at all. It's Brad. It's funny. It's typical. It's Breaking Brad. It does what it is supposed to do.

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It was Brad's Ahab-like desire to kill Doran that made him equip Firestorm, which in turn made him not have Soul Ray to kill those lizards.

Hubris!

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@frumpa said:

@the_nubster: Dude - you do realise these folks are at work and getting paid?. They aren't charity workers and its not his time - its CBS's.

I do however like Drew and appreciate his effort.

Yes, I realize that. But they get off of work at 5 or something, and these streams regularly go to 6 and sometimes past that. You can hear it in his voice that he wants to leave, but he never complains or tries to push them along. Even if he;'s getting paid, he still stays past his regular hours so we can watch Brad and Vinny try to decipher this game.

I get paid if I can't close in my allotted time, but that doesn't mean I want to be there past that time.

Eh, there have been streams where Drew has left early because he had somewhere else to be. I'm sure he doesn't stay at work under that much duress.

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@zevvion said:

@chrjz said:

Am I the only losing respect for Brad during these streams? I never took the whole, "Brad is bad at games" thing seriously but this is just... man.

His obsession with the lizards is too much.

Dude, Brad obsessing over lizards is so much fun to watch. He places so much value on something he doesn't need at all. It's Brad. It's funny. It's typical. It's Breaking Brad. It does what it is supposed to do.

Tbh, I'm pretty annoyed by that shit as well. I try to watch these streams because I really like DeS but I always find myself turning them off when Brad starts screaming like a maniac. It's dumb. Not stupid in a fun way, it's just dumb.

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"You can LEAVE"

wow brad was a huge dick right there.

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Brad and Vinny talking about the DS2 strategy guide in this video is the first time I ever heard about it. Looked at the amazon page, cancelled my preorder. There's no point in getting it day 1 to take part in the internet's discovery of the game if they just dump all the info into a book on release day. Might as well wait for the PC version or a steam sale, even.