Giant Bomb Presents: Dear E3 Diary: Part 01

Firrrhhhhnnnggggg *dies*

For reals though, was looking forward to this. Oh, and now Flash crashed. Fun!

oh wow, patrick has a long one

yeah,

think about that

2 minutes in and I love this!

Stay tuned for more tales of interest!

You're super classy. If this site had some sort of thumb-upping, I would up-thumb you sir.

"What a terrible idea."

Exactly, so why fucking bother?

Because it's actually a really good idea.

Cheer up :(

Let's see what this is.

@thelegendofluke: You're a biggity-bitch.

90 minutes of Patrick's ramblings? Count me in.

I listened to Patrick pee, I have the strangest boner right now.

Things I wish I lived on this Earth never hearing: Patrick pissing. That said, this audio diary was a totally worth listening to and surprisingly entertaining. More 'Unplugged' pieces like this please Patrick!

Dumptruck being put to good use at E3. Really glad this was made a new staple of the site.

No thanks

@thelegendofluke: So why comment, or even visit the site?

Hey,

This is really cool, I like seeing you guys try new things out, it makes the site's content seem all the more varied and rich to me. I think it was also refreshing to hear ambient environment noise? Anyway I wanted to comment because you sounded really pessimistic about it and oh yeah I haven't listened to all of it but the hilarious frantically whispered complaint about the $20 coffee, water and parfait really caught me off guard and yeah, you had my curiosity but now you have my attention. ^_^

Keep being awesome, Patrick!

Though what I'm really looking forward is listening the E3 afterhours archive (I rarely catch those live).

PK bringing the content hard!

@patrickklepek Please don't leave!

Patrick has a tiny little bladder. That's adorable.

Wow arseholes in full force today! Plus stuff like this from Patrick aren't going away.

No pretty sure it means more of that. Which is great.

Love the Jar Time videos from everyone who's done it. And as someone who often talks to himself, I love seeing these guys do pretty much exactly that. Makes me feel slightly less crazy.

WHY WOULD YOU PEE WHILE RECORDING WHY

I hope this degrades into mad ramblings the more exhausted he gets! The final part's just going to have some mention about Luchadeer and the power glove guy at the Nintendo panel duking it out.

Hahaha "Release-a the gas."

that brief episode in the bathroom was highly arousing.

i dont rate this.

imo

(I kid - thanks for the content, Patrick!)

Because you are a douche.

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything more clever. I just thought your should know.

This is like one of those voxophones people use to record the moments before their death right?

@patrickklepek Sorry if I missed it, but why don't you have Microsoft interviews at E3? Did they pull them for everyone? Keep up the great work.

This will do nicely as ambience/sound-drop, love it Scoops!

Cool Diary Patrick, good stuff.

Oh my god he ACTUALLY did that. like right there. D:

Everything that I've heard about Nintendo's press event yesterday morning makes it sounds like the absolute worst thing ever.

Also, NERDS!

First, I was like, "One person for 90 minutes? I don't know..." Now that I know there's some pissing audio, I'm tuning in.

10 minutes in was unexpected....

NERDS! I don't know if that was directed at Patrick, but that shit doesn't fly in LA. You get stabbed for shit like that. Did that happen inside of E3 or on the streets?

Really cool feature. I hope Patrick can keep it up even if he isn't with the rest of the crew anymore.

Edit: Man that Mario segment was great. "You're all fired."

Awesome!

Seems like they cancelled Sessler's, too. MY FAULT.

Loved the audiolog, Patrick.

Nerd.

But don't ever record yourself pissing again.

This was very cool! Thanks for the effort Patrick :)

I do this all the time with my cellphone. Thanks for sharing

You know Patrick turned on that recorder during the flight in hopes of re-creating Lost.

Yesh ! I've been waiting for years to listen to Patrick pee and shake the water off his ding dong.

That's what people say of Villa fans, so now you know how we feel.

Intrigued to listen to this. Nice idea

Guy shouts into patrick's mic and patrick get's pissed off. Patrick shouts about cat's throughout Kotaku's Mario 3D play video and thinks it's hilarious. Both are childish acts. Want to be treated with respect? Then act like a professional.

Do unto others, yadda yadda.