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Demo Derby

Demo Derby: Official Xbox Magazine 039

We choose to believe that wherever Johnny is today, he's still rockin'.

The past and the present collide as Giant Bomb digs into the dark world of old demo discs.

Oct. 23 2014

Cast: Jeff, Dan

Posted by: Jason

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The reason why every turn was difficult in that Forza was because Dan turned off ABS.

Also, Jeff, Star Wars is better than Star Trek because I like adventure and not some nerd bullshit where nothing ever happens.

Nah man, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is where it's at! I watched Star Trek for the first time a few years ago, and think both the original series and to a lesser extent The Next Generation has aged pretty poorly. Aside from the first season, Deep Space Nine is fucking awesome.

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Hurts my soul to hear Dan and Jeff kick the games I grew up loving to the curb. I still love you Battlefront, Conker, Goldeneye, etc. Sob...

And Dan, next time you play a sim racer with ABS turned off, try not to lock your brakes in EVERY SINGLE TURN. Sorry, but that was brutal.

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I would have been 7 when Conkers Bad Fur Day came out. I may have been much younger than the target demographic but I've always thought that game was bad, though it has it's brief moments.

Banjo Tooie is the best N64 game. Also the best game. I love all those games. I love DK64.

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"Jeff... crouch... crouch under the... no Jeff, just.. ju-... Hit the crouch button!"

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Why does Dan have to be so dismissive about things he doesn't like?

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Ha! I'm pretty sure I had this disc. At the very least I certainly remember the close-up boob shot in the Dodgeball trailer, every time I loaded the disc up.

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Man Drew reaaaaallllllly let himself go, you can tell from the voice.

Also Conkers Bad Furday was pretty great but its probably shit if you go back to it. I did like the Matrix fight near the end. That whole Saving Private Ryan level i remember being really hard for no reason.

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This "Drew" reminds me of "Vinny Caravella" from the bombcast.

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Also, Conquer wasn't funny when it came out on the 64. I was as old as you are, Dan. It was just trying to be offensive.

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But now, and especially with Jeff who has been around it so long and has that encyclopedic like knowledge, it's become like a nostalgic sort of look back on games and the way they worked and the world behind them from yesteryear.

Don't want to chuck Drew out of the mix but I hope Jeff gets involved in more of these just to talk about games and game history and shit. It's cool.

Agreed.

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In regards to a new Brawl For All, Wade Barrett was a legit bare knuckle boxer, like full on shit. I'd put my money on him.

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I fuckin love DK64 and Banjo Kazooie, but Mario 64 is probably a better game.

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I am so happy that Metal Wolf Chaos made an appearance on Giant Bomb.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFls-mTYbI0

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Ice Trey and his caddie, Fresh Fruit.

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16 Seconds in and I'm already applauding this video.

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Yesss ,i love me some Demo Derby !

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I don't get too embarrassed by the things I was into as a younger person, but Outlaw Golf sure was something special.

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At around 37 minutes, when they talk about how Doom and Wolf3d were sorta pre-giving-a-crap-about-your-video-card, it reminds me that I used to have a PC Gamer on my shelf from like 1994 or 95 that was like "Do you _really_ need a 3D Accelerator card?"

I know I had another one with an article debating the virtues and vices of using mouselook in shooter games.

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Is this video stretched? It seems like it should be in 4:3.

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The landing craft in the Conker video has the asset tag 'M1NG3'

edit: the other one says 'P3N1S'.

Should have known.

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Looking forward to live Demo Derby during the Extra Life stream ;)

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#PresidentMechGate

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Conker's Bad Fur Day was actually a good platformer on the N64 even if the humor doesn't really hold up.

Donkey Kong 64 was, is, and always will be a shit game though. and no one thinks DK64 was the best platformer on the platform

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Im all for voicing opinions, but you really cant say that The Lord of The Rings films are not good movies. All three were showered with praise every award season, and the third one won Peter Jackson a Best Director Oscar and the award for Best Picture. In fact, it won all 11 Oscars it was nominated for. Certainly not for everyone, and I can totally understand not being interested of willing to invest in any of the movies. But saying they are "not good" is just plain asinine for the sake of being a contrarian.

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In regards to a new Brawl For All, Wade Barrett was a legit bare knuckle boxer, like full on shit. I'd put my money on him.

This

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Whenever there is new content on Giant Bomb it's really exciting. But something about seeing those words Demo Derby... god dammit I think this might be my favorite feature on the site. This is up there with a new bombcast is live. Something you look forward to each week so much that you get anxious after 6pm rolls around on a Tuesday night. You refresh your RSS feed several times. Because it's good content. It's a good reward. Demo Derby isn't set on a schedule but it's always a wonderful surprise to see when a new one is up. I genuinely love this site.

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Drew sounds different, Vietnam changes a man.

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Outlaw Golf 2 is something else, man.

Great video, love this feature!

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Haha, this was awesome. I loved seeing some OG Xbox stuff. Outlaw Golf...I have no words, because I was laughing the whole time. Also, though not featured and only discussed, I would like to agree that Mercenaries was the shit.

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Dan got me. I totally thought Drew was back for a second.

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In regards to a new Brawl For All, Wade Barrett was a legit bare knuckle boxer, like full on shit. I'd put my money on him.

Ooh, good point.

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Man I had to tab out for the Outlaw Golf intro. Yuck. Also yeah I really don't think there any games Rare has ever made I think are fantastic. Viva Pinata was nice, though.

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I considered myself to like Star Wars more than Star Trek for a long time. More because of kotor than the movies, and to be fair those games are still awesome. Started watching the original Star Trek this year and realized...I really knew nothing about Star Trek with which to base my opinion, and it's way better than Star Wars, straight up. "The thinking man's scifi," is the perfect way to put it, Jeff. If you like politics and philosophy, Star Trek is where it's at. Star Wars is still cool in some ways, but it's a lot of style and no substance. Star Trek is like the opposite. Lot of substance, and no style (have you seen those outfits?!). If you could somehow combine the two you would have the perfect scifi franchise.

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i loved the first rocky boxing game. was super fun when you had people over.

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I've always wanted to play Conker Live and Reloaded but it is expensive as f*ck on eBay and the likes...

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Jesus christ that pauly shore segment...

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god dammit dan... for someone as super america as you im shocked that you dont understand cars. as a car enthusiast it hurts me.

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As someone who was the right age at the right time when Battlefront came out, I got to say that the Battlefront part of this video was the most painful thing I have seen on this site.

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I was 16 in 2000 and also found Conker pretty stupid

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They did it for the lulls.

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COME ON BALBOA! YOU HAD YOUR SHOT! NOW GIMME MINE! –Clubber Lang is the best Rocky villain. FUCK DRAGO!

Clubber Lang was definitely shit-talker supreme ("HEY WOMAN!") but come on. Drago would have fucking killed him, too. Clubber's main edge over others is power, and Drago is stronger. Not to mention Clubber has nowhere the speed or endurance of Apollo.

Clubber vs. Tommy Gunn - that's a match.

Sincerely,

I've Wasted My Life Watching Rocky Movies Endlessly & Paid 100 Dollars To See The Sixth Film At A Charity Event A Month Before It Hit Theaters Since Stallone Showed Up And Talked For Like 15 Seconds And Had A Bodyguard Wearing a Headset And Flak Jacket

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The 2 Rocky games on XBox/PS2 were perfectly fine boxing games for the pre-Fight Night Round 3 era. Plus the voiceovers in the Rocky Legends game were so bad they were good.

COME ON BALBOA! YOU HAD YOUR SHOT! NOW GIMME MINE! –Clubber Lang is the best Rocky villain. FUCK DRAGO!

Clubber Lang was definitely shit-talker supreme ("HEY WOMAN!") but come on. Drago would have fucking killed him, too. Clubber's main edge over others is power, and Drago is stronger. Not to mention Clubber has nowhere the speed or endurance of Apollo.

Clubber vs. Tommy Gunn - that's a match.

Sincerely,

I've Wasted My Life Watching Rocky Movies Endlessly & Paid 100 Dollars To See The Sixth Film At A Charity Event A Month Before It Hit Theaters Since Stallone Showed Up And Talked For Like 15 Seconds And Had A Bodyguard Wearing a Headset And Flak Jacket

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These videos are great fun. Thanks guys.

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battlefront was the shizz on pc with my battlefield\UT playing pc owning friends back in the day actually hahaha we were still like 14 back then though