Endurance Run: Deadly Premonition: Part BR-14

Love these.

Ryan. Take the goddamn controller from that man.
 
I can't stand, in this economy, people with amazing jobs that just don't fucking deserve them. Get Brad off of that goddamn crew, I will GLADLY replace him. It was bad enough the first 13 episodes, where he just doesn't feel like doing anything right (reloading, using health kits, washing clothes, checking the map, going back for honor, proper dungeon direction), but in this one you start blatantly telling him what to do, and he's just like... "Naw dawg. That shit ain't me"
 
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr
 
/nerd rage

" Ryan. Take the goddamn controller from that man.  I can't stand, in this economy, people with amazing jobs that just don't fucking deserve them. Get Brad off of that goddamn crew, I will GLADLY replace him. It was bad enough the first 13 episodes, where he just doesn't feel like doing anything right (reloading, using health kits, washing clothes, checking the map, going back for honor, proper dungeon direction), but in this one you start blatantly telling him what to do, and he's just like... "Naw dawg. That shit ain't me"  GRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr  /nerd rage "

Feel free to use your 10mm Brad, you have plenty of ammo.

Damn Brad, how did you get caught on the first person! Just like everyone else is saying use your mp5, RELOAD, and dont run into them just play smart.  Sorry man but were already at 14 come on, I feel more bad fore Ryan though.

I wish it were true that Brad meant to play terribly to drive away all the ER fans, I wish.  
Still, great BR. 

That's a big house just for one person.

I had to make account to say this: use your machine gun!

Ryan had to go to the bathroom. Best ending ever.

Don't see why everyones complaining its not like brad died in this episode!

Three Arrested Development references in 30 seconds time. Team BR are my new Heroes. We're talking singing "You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings" level.

dont want to diiiiiieee

" Ryan. Take the goddamn controller from that man.  I can't stand, in this economy, people with amazing jobs that just don't fucking deserve them. Get Brad off of that goddamn crew, I will GLADLY replace him. It was bad enough the first 13 episodes, where he just doesn't feel like doing anything right (reloading, using health kits, washing clothes, checking the map, going back for honor, proper dungeon direction), but in this one you start blatantly telling him what to do, and he's just like... "Naw dawg. That shit ain't me"  GRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr  /nerd rage "

20 seconds = 1 minute
Not real-time.

" @Vandersveldt said:

" Ryan. Take the goddamn controller from that man.  I can't stand, in this economy, people with amazing jobs that just don't fucking deserve them. Get Brad off of that goddamn crew, I will GLADLY replace him. It was bad enough the first 13 episodes, where he just doesn't feel like doing anything right (reloading, using health kits, washing clothes, checking the map, going back for honor, proper dungeon direction), but in this one you start blatantly telling him what to do, and he's just like... "Naw dawg. That shit ain't me"  GRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr  /nerd rage "

You're an idiot. "

" @mrsmiley said:

" lol, damn you other guys trying to get that quest! ;) "

I'll never do it again, that's for sure. "

This is the last episode of BR I will watch EVER! I cant stand Brad anymore.

I like Brad.

Its annoying when people expect GB to be excellent at video games.  Being good is not their job.  It's to provide insight on games based on vast knowledge and respected opinions.  They are doing these kinds of things for fun.  If i were playing a game i really didn't want to then i probably would be trying that hard to do well either.  He's just trying to get through the game, i doubt he's trying real hard to find the best way to do things.  He just wants it to be over.

Now i love Brad, but he SUCKS at playing this game. It is painful to watch the stupid mistakes he makes. but i still love him.

Me too. I'm actually enjoying his appropriate skepticism of all of this.

" Feel free to use your 10mm Brad, you have plenty of ammo. "

Arrested Development reference? AWESOME.

lol stupid zombies

I know I would be mad if Brad was running around reading from a FAQ and getting every side quest he could done. I want to watch him screw up, because that's what people normally playing games do.

Well done ER... looking forward to then next :D

It's like Brad never learns or something.

This ER is convincing me that Brad is a fucking moron.  He's still a funny person, but his hand-eye coordination and thought process is so poor it means he probably shouldn't be a professional video game critic.  Just seeing how absolutely awful he is at simple quick-time events (you can literally HEAR his minds' cogs clinking together only slightly before the time he fails) makes me wary to trust a review of his again.

" 20 seconds = 1 minute Not real-time. "

I do love Brad. And I agree wholeheartedly that he is an amazing addition to the crew. Without him, nobody would pull a Brad anymore. And that would be about as bad as not reloading or getting jumped by the first zombie. However, its true. I shout at the monitor a dozen or so times every BR episode for when Brad doesn't do stuff he should be doing...
 
You know, Vinny casts Bufu. But that was just once (or twice). And it was hilarious. :P 
 
Still, Endurance Brad gotta keep on truckin'. I just hope we can keep on watching Brad do the truckin'. (Imagine how Ryan feels?)

I believe it isnt completely real time, it is slightly faster

 You guys should just buy tons of 10mm ammo, that will greatly reduce the tedious pistol battles. You never really run out of money and by the end you're rich so you might as well use it on ammo. 
 
Your money pinching behaviour is unwarranted and tied to some deeply rooted gaming pathology!!! 

Great episode as usual... but please stop shooting crates.  Use the melee weapons.  It's so much faster. And use the machinegun! You can easily afford to buy more bullets if you run low.

Watching Brad play makes the BR ER session very entertaining.

They pick up a new golf club and the game tells them they're maxed out on SMG bullets, so they exclusively use the pistol.

" This ER is convincing me that Brad is a fucking moron.  He's still a funny person, but his hand-eye coordination and thought process is so poor it means he probably shouldn't be a professional video game critic.  Just seeing how absolutely awful he is at simple quick-time events (you can literally HEAR his minds' cogs clinking together only slightly before the time he fails) makes me wary to trust a review of his again. "

For the love of God, give Ryan the fucking controller.  The idea of a professional video game critic playing so poorly is nauseating.  While obviously due to his lack of skill and investment, Brad continues to blame the game for his poor performance.  It has gotten to a point where Ryan is telling the him what to do.

Brad, use a better gun. I know you skipped the quest for the really good one, but you've still got the MP. USE IT

This ER may be the death of Brad....or the deaths of us all.

Brad, you are completely full on 10mm auto bullets.  Maybe you should consider using some of them.  A single pack seems to be one full reload, which is 180 bullets.  You essentially have thousands of shots!

" Its annoying when people expect GB to be excellent at video games.  Being good is not their job.  It's to provide insight on games based on vast knowledge and respected opinions."
 
This, kinda. I'm surprised at people saying Brad is a moron, they won't trust his opinions, he doesn't deserve his job (lol), etc. He doesn't need to be a good gamer to be an excellent games journalist.

The idea of "there are no professional video game writers who suck at games" is mind-boggling to me, god damn it people.

Why do some of the "zombies" do the limbo, while others just walk normally?

Hahaha I love watching Brad play, Booo for the few people who like to bitch though

Haha I love Brad. "No time for maps!...Ok maybe you're right"

" Why do some of the "zombies" do the limbo, while others just walk normally? "