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Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: Dark Knight Fizzes Edition

It's not who I am underneath, but what I drink, that defines me.

What's in the mail? Is it an old T-shirt? A lunchbox full of rusty knives? Video game treasures? Canadian energy drinks?

Jun. 15 2012

Cast: Jeff, Ryan, Patrick

Posted by: Ryan

In This Episode:

Batman

Mountain Dew

210 Comments

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@Xeiphyer said:

@mpgeist said:

@Xeiphyer said:

@mpgeist: Ill be the anti-dick and tell you that you don't get the quest if you use the word "First" in your post, if you were first. So you wouldn't have got it anyways sucka.

Sucka? Did you time travel from the 70's?

You a' jive-ass turkey.

Acceptable.

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@Benny said:

Ya done fucked up Ryan, the caption of this should have read:

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I dew, that defines me."

Yes! Above and beyond the call. This video comment section is over.

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Ryan's playing Dirt Showdown, isn't he? That looked like a very Dirt-esque "Controller Disconnected" screen.

I really wish I didn't notice and think about dumb shit like that so easily.

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It sure looked colorful, in a darkish way. Anyway, it doesn't entice me to drink it.

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Jeff's taste in movies has always been fascinating. It's like he goes out of his way to only watch complete shit and loves every moment of it.

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Edited By Zamir

mountain dew livewire was the best limited edition mountain dew

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They need to bring drink taste tests back in a big way.

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@Benny said:

Ya done fucked up Ryan, the caption of this should have read:

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I dew, that defines me."

this

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Edited By hanktherapper

I'm having horrible flashbacks to Pepsi Blue.

Also, Blueberries.

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Patick: "Not swayed by the Mountain Dew swag?"

Jeff: "No."

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Ah the drink taste tests. Brings me back.

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If you are telling me Chopin vodka isn't what's in Jeff's jar during the jar sessions then I'm telling you I am done watching them.

Ah who am I kidding?

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"I would rather have a Code Red." Truer words have never been spoken.

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@Zamir said:

mountain dew livewire was the best limited edition mountain dew

Limited Edition? Been around every summer since its inception.

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White Out is the best MD flavor.

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Edited By tomance

I don't really drink soda too much. But I will always try a new mountain dew flavor, and I have to have a mountain dew when I make the odd trip to taco bell.

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That stir is one of the best things I've seen today

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Don't normally like Mountain Dew but the Mountain Dew Slurpy at 7/11 is quite good.

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I really have to search around for anything other than standard Mtn Dew. And even that isnt carried in most stores I go to here. International!!

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yay ryan's shoes

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I love mountain dew light blue.

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jeff hasn't seen the dark knight.... why?? 0_0

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Edited By Shaanyboi

...I can't be the only one, but it STILL fucking bothers me that Jeff hasn't watched either of the Nolan Batman movies. And it even moreso pisses me off that it bothers me.

Just... FUCKING MAKE IT STOP.

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I really liked the strawberry Dew they did but

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Edited By dOm_CaTz

Jeff hasn't watch the batman movies now? I really would like to know how many movies he hasn't watched. Also I'd like to think Ryan double fisted those drinks down and then drove home in the batmobile dressed as batman like a boss.

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@dOm_CaTz said:

Jeff hasn't watch the batman movies now? I really would like to know how many movies he hasn't watched. Also I'd like to think Ryan double fisted those drinks down and then drove home in the batmobile dressed as batman like a boss.

It's impossible to look cool while driving dunk. Anyone that thinks it's a good idea to drive drunk is scum and a waste of a human being.

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@Allison said:

I really liked the strawberry Dew they did but

There was a strawberry Dew? I've never seen that, and I hope you didn't mean "Code Red". I thought I tried all the flavors with the Dew contests of "pick the new Dew", but I can't remember a strawberry flavor.

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I know it's the most generic fucking nerd, gamer bullshit but I really like Mountain Dew and I have no shame over that fact. It's delicious in pretty much all its incarnations. I don't really like beer so I will get fucked up on some Dew and vodka any day of the damn week. 

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I love how many people are being sent that mountain dew pr package.

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Looks like Jeff has been playing a lot of League of Legends

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ok people, lets have this DEWbate. BAJA BLAST!!!!!!!!! *drops the mic*

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@Gee_rad said:

This is the Mountain Dew that Giant Bomb deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

So we'll hunt it. Because it can take it. Because it's not our Mountain Dew. It's a blue fizz, an acid substitute, a Dark Berryâ„¢

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The last Bombcast reminded me how much I can disagree with Jeff, but "Damn, White Citrus..." reminded me why I'll never stop vising his web zones.

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Oh man, right at 1:12 if you screen cap right as Ryan starts saying Jewel, it is the best facial expression ever.

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@AckbarTheGreat said:

@Gee_rad said:

This is the Mountain Dew that Giant Bomb deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

So we'll hunt it. Because it can take it. Because it's not our Mountain Dew. It's a blue fizz, an acid substitute, a Dark Berryâ„¢

*swelling orchestral music*

*thunderous applause*

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@csl316 said:

The last Bombcast reminded me how much I can disagree with Jeff, but "Damn, White Citrus..." reminded me why I'll never stop vising his web zones.

My exact feelings.

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I kind of want to try this Mountain Dew because Batman. Then I remember I tried Code Red when it first came out and it tasted like cherry cough syrup. I haven't had any thing but regular ass Mountain Dew since.

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I really want Jeffs T-shirt. Anyone know where he might have gotten it?

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It has Batman on it.

So, I'll probably buy it.

Mixing it with Vodka seems like a must DEW.

I...I...uh...sorry.

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mountain dew code red and that blue one goes fucking GREAT with vodka.

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this is some OLD SCHOOL Giant Bomb. LOL "i'm not a child."

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I liked that Live Wire Mountain Dew but that was pretty much just orange soda with some zazz.

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Yeah, I'm a fan of the blue Voltage Mt. DEW and the White Out one more than the original ones.

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@YOUNGLINK said:

ok people, lets have this DEWbate. BAJA BLAST!!!!!!!!! *drops the mic*

I couldnt agree more. But its still sad that the BB is exclusive to Taco Bell.

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WOOO DRINKS!

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I liked White Out.

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Fun Fact: One of the ingredients in Mountain Dew is a flame retardant.

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Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Yay, office videos! Also yeah, the way that stuff foams up is rather unsettling, I'm convinced Ryan and Jeff now have blue livers.

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Jeff hasn't seen any of the Batman films?? Dude, get with it...