Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: Grab Bag Edition

What is the origin story of the DayZ knife? inquiring minds want to know.

It looks pretty useless against zombies.

Master System livestream please. Also please sell Giant Bomb plush toys on the GB store!

The cock teasing in this video is savage

For those wondering, Jeff was browsing the Mr. Bones page.

America tastes like venison to me.

SHOW US THE GOODS GERSTMANN

@thineoarlock: Hmmm... I'm gonna guess new version of an Xbox One

fine crochet work there! plus, brad and octopus strips!!!

What's in the E3 box.

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOX?

They're obviously unpacking the Vinny clone in the back.

Drew needs to carry that bomb around forever now.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX !!!!

It weirds me out no end hearing Jeff pronounce Cymru (Wales) as Cwmbran (valley of the crows) my home town. To Brad's question most of those crisps/chips are the cheaper end of the snacky offerings in the UK.

I bet they got Fallout 4 sent to them.

Oh man.. the secrets in this video are palpable.

i see Watch Dogs on the desk there....

My guess: a new Saints Row is coming, and Vinny was modeling some dildo-themed swag Volition sent them when everyone was laughing. I'm going to go with double-ended-dildo-nunchuks this time.

Or maybe they've been sent an unannounced new console. But my mind always goes to dildos first.

I dunno, watching a bunch of dudes laugh about shit off-screen just made the actual mailbag boring and frustrating. "Look at this way less interesting stuff!"

Drew with the Scalzi reference!

THE BOX !THE BOX!

ALL the cock teasing

These mailbags always make me feel boring. There are some seriously cool and talented duders out there!

Cymru is in fact Welsh for Wales, but its pronounced like kemri or something?? Welsh is weird.

Great, now with that inflatable leek, they can do some Hatsune Miku cosplay!

I haven't finished the video yet so I may be missing something but I feel like you both don't know what that saying means.

@drewbert: I heard your John Scalzi call out there. Thumbs up.

I'm going to guess they got a steadicam for E3.

It's because of this song.

Dem E3 mysteries.

Yay! I'm glad they liked my crochet stuff. I was listening to the Bombcast a few weeks ago and the commercial immediately had me thinking "I can make that..." and that was why I considered it a bad idea. I was wondering if I took the joke too far. Glad I didn't!

Also, Jeff pronounced my name right!

@everettescott: yeah not using it in the correct way... but still... absolute torture.

I read "fire crotching". Took me awhile to unsee it too.

So much teasing!

Oh man, #E3Mysteries are already upon us!

What's the secret! why they all laughing at Vinny will we ever find out!?

That bomb looks awesome!

Also I thought we all know that America taste like cool ranch

"I'm big on blowing stuff." - Brad Shoemaker

Mom's best breakdancer sounds like a title I should probably own...given my entire dedication to actually breakdancing. @jeff I will battle you for that shit, homie!

Great thing to wake up to after not feeling well the last couple of days.

Funny how before I wasn't particularly excited for E3 at all and now I can't wait. Gotta know what was in that box!

Give me those fucking space raiders and frazzles right now

E3 mysteries in that box! Damn you, a box!

Nice work on the crocheting! Both the joke and the non-joke were pretty awesome.

Did anybody else notice the copy of Watch_Dogs to the left of Jeff at 1:07 and 4:21 !?

FUCK ME WHAT IS IT?

This will be the first E3 that I'm professionally invested in. How exciting!

@everettescott: Nah man, just applying common slang. Have you never seriously not heard someone use cock tease in a non sexual manner?

E3 MYSTERIES RETURN!

E3CRETS

@vuud: It looks like they bought a bunch of the Ian Sinclair Cardsharp knives, my guess is the original 1.0 design plastic body ones like I bought when they were still showing it as a concept, and just branded them for promo swag. It's pretty handy to keep in my wallet for box opening and other knifey things, but I've been wanting to get one of the new ones that are all metal and probably don't feel as flimsy.

http://www.iainsinclair.com/en/knives/cardsharp4-black.html