Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: Leave the Giant Gummy Worm; Take the Toblerone

Dude probably spent a fortune to mail that stuff to them as a Christmas gift and they all shat over it because cynicism is funny right?

Just kidding. So glad to see Alex <3

Man Pez, I love those. Don't remember the last time I've had any.

alex is da truth

DILDO BATS

@Animasta said:

@Alex said:

@Animasta: It's called a thinning hairline. It's going to happen to you.

It's going to happen to you.

wrong, both my parents have full, not nearly as thin as yours, hair at 60, so in your face :)

Baldism is a serious problem in our society. Don't be so insensitive.

I always feel bad when they do videos like these. I just imagine some new poor user on the site thinking it would be awesome to send these guys something "funny" in the mail and when they get it all they do is talk about how dumb it is, how they are just going to throw the stuff out, or give it away to people in the office and never use any of it themselves. Such a waste of money and time sending this stuff in.

Welcome to the world of the bald, alex

This is not Jeremy making a gift, this is Canada sending you back your disgusting shit. Exception for the Toblerone.

Great Job, Jeremy.

Unless it's gummy stuff with powder on it, gummies taste shitty after about 7.

@Animasta said:

@Alex said:

@Animasta: It's called a thinning hairline. It's going to happen to you.

It's going to happen to you.

wrong, both my parents have full, not nearly as thin as yours, hair at 60, so in your face :)

You don't get your hairline from your parents. It generally comes from your mother's father. So if he was bald or balding, there is a good chance you will too.

@Animasta: I'm going to come to your house and murder your hair.

@WilliamHenry said:

@Animasta said:

@Alex said:

@Animasta: It's called a thinning hairline. It's going to happen to you.

It's going to happen to you.

wrong, both my parents have full, not nearly as thin as yours, hair at 60, so in your face :)

You don't get your hairline from your parents. It generally comes from your mother's father. So if he was bald or balding, there is a good chance you will too.

Not to mention it doesn't matter when it happens. It WILL happen.

Also, Alex is lookin good lately, if I was a woman, and I happen to have one of those worms giant worms.... MERRY CHRISTMAS

@Nyx_47: Because I love you so much. Sexually.

Good job Jeremy.

Wait, what Ryan said has got me thinking... DOES WOLVERINE HAVE ADAMANTIUM TEETH?! I know teeth aren't technically bones, but you would think that Wolverine would have a sweet-ass grill.

Always good to see Alex.

@CaLe said:

@Animasta said:

@Alex said:

@Animasta: It's called a thinning hairline. It's going to happen to you.

It's going to happen to you.

wrong, both my parents have full, not nearly as thin as yours, hair at 60, so in your face :)

Baldism is a serious problem in our society. Don't be so insensitive.

Also: phenotypical evidence is not conclusive, and do you have scientific proof they are your genetic parents?

Hey Alex, side note some of you guys are going a little nuts with these packages you send.

LOL Vinny pretend catch

I want a giant gummy worm, Jeremy from Canada...

@crusader8463 said:

I always feel bad when they do videos like these. I just imagine some new poor user on the site thinking it would be awesome to send these guys something "funny" in the mail and when they get it all they do is talk about how dumb it is, how they are just going to throw the stuff out, or give it away to people in the office and never use any of it themselves. Such a waste of money and time sending this stuff in.

Makes me feel bad too :( He probably saw the mailbag video pop up, got all excited and then got pretty deflated by the end of the video, especially reading the comments too. Those giant gummies aren't cheap!

I like bearded Vinny. I also like how they can guess exactly what's in every package.

Nice choices Jeremy, the gummy worms were a bit odd looking though.

@Rossford85 said:

ALEX!

This was my exact reaction to the thumbnail.

Who's the balding guy in the thumbnail? Alex? How come I've never seen him on the site?

@chilibean_3 said:

Why are you trying to kill Giant Bomb, Jeremy?

Yeah, this. Awful mailbag.

Who's the balding guy in the thumbnail? Alex? How come I've never seen him on the site?

@Phatmac said:

Who's the balding guy in the thumbnail? Alex? How come I've never seen him on the site?

You clearly haven't watched many of gb's older videos or checked the name on the many articles and reviews he's been doing over the last few years. He's been with GB as long as all the other guys just about and was part of the original Gamespot team as well.

@MediumDave said:

Dick.

Right? That's what's going on here, right?

It's like an erect penis. Right?

You're totally off-base on this.

Mailbag: Super Shaky Cam edition.

I also have the mental image of someone eating the giant gummy worm with a knife and fork in the break room.

@iAmJohn said:

@Rossford85 said:

ALEX!

This was my exact reaction to the thumbnail.

Yup.

Also is that Turok I see on the desk?

Alex put some weight on, he no longer looks like a crack victim.

Just saying, I would eat that giant lollipop. By myself. In one sitting. By licking it.

@Deltan: It's amazing what anti-anxiety meds and a steady diet of gyros and ice cream sandwiches will do for a man's physical stature.

Hurray, Alex made it over for the GOTY stuff, awesome.

Yay Alex! Fuck yeah Toblerone!

I also wanna see what that giant chocolate bar looks like unwrapped. I wonder how big each chunk is.

I have missed seeing Alex, it is good to have you back!

@Nyx_47 said:

@Alex: er... sure.

return to where ever you were, you always ruin the videos and act weird.

This applies to yourself more than Alex. GET MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

@Trav said:

@Nyx_47 said:

@Alex: er... sure.

return to where ever you were, you always ruin the videos and act weird.

This applies to yourself more than Alex. GET MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

Sshh. Let him be crazy.

Whoever sent them all of that candy obviously wants to give them diabetes.

@Nyx_47: You've got a real firm grip on that whole "social interaction" thing, don't you?

SUP ALEX!

Fuck YA-lex

@alienjones said:

@chilibean_3 said:

Why are you trying to kill Giant Bomb, Jeremy?

Yeah, this. Awful mailbag.

Mainly awful because of how genuinely uninterested they were in it.

As a German I would have loved to send you guys some beer and glühwein for christmas. But after looking it up, it's apparently ludicrously expensive and illegal. Bummer.

Alex is back!

Awesome. I can't wait for the GOTY discussions.

Quick. Someone register giantpez.com

I agree with Alex. Those giant gummy worms do kind of look like large dildos.

Yay Alex!