Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: Plenty of Fish...er, Snacks Edition

Drew hair.

20 minutes of MAIL!

There's so much god damn content pumping through the veins of GB. And pizza, probably, but mostly content! ONES AND ZEROES!

I wonder if any of the GB staff have had deer jerky before? It's so good if prepared well, and especially spicy.

I bet Drew has. He seems like the type of duder who hunts or has venison connections.

Guess it's true. Old haddocks die hard...

It's super good. My grandpa used to give me like ten-pound packages of it all the time.

Jeff hair.

Jeff stabs everyone new prem con

Drew is wrecking Dan on something; it is a mystery

I've never (m)et a jerked meat I didn't like; crocodile jerky is really good!

The lack of "Awestriker" in other videos depresses me. This one, however, is great!

Jeff on the SA forums.

The pride of Scanlonavia!

Dan Ryckert looks like a skinny Wolverine with glasses and a sensible haircut

I think it's that Xbox Live Indie Game Danny showed the guys during that charity stream.

Dan's Daniel Bryan YES mug is great.

Wow, Dan is the leader of #teamboneless. This new hiring just seems to get better and better.

Dan is sure to get back problems on GiantBomb. Every time I've seen him play video games on cam he's always hunched over. :(

Edit: It also looks like Jeff was browsing the SomethingAwful forums.

@dethfish: Lol, ye Jeff is slowly regaining his Dragonball Z like hair he had a while back.

Noland Nord sent this.

And here I am paying $2.7 for 0.882 ounces of beef jerky.

Video games on the job? Jeff leaves for a week and look what happens.

Ok, so I think the best way to have "watch Dan eat stuff" videos is to just send shit in for Dan to eat!

content falling from the sky now. and content is back to being awesome again

Finally, some quality norwegian cuisine has reached the bomb squad.

"You've gotta be careful with pork." - Brad Shoemaker.

Jeff always seemed more of a Something Awful kind of guy.

I always sausage a place :3

I can appreciate a good pun in a slogan, but it's no "best butts in town."

I am not yet convinced that @danryckert is a company man. I think I need to see him eating Hockey Pulver to be sure.

Drew looks like Henry White. . . a serial killer from the game Yesterday.

You fuckers. Now I'm off to go pick up some boneless buffalo wings.

Jeff's right, you NEVER sausage a thing.

I like how Jeff just goes full in, takes a large piece of whatever it is and just shoves the whole thing in his mouth. It could be disgusting. What a brave man.

What game was Dan & Drew playing?

That's funny, I've got a haddock too.

His posture is like the Anti-Drew.

The smaller package was "Mild" beef jerky, and the large one was original. Glad they liked it!

That slogan still makes me laugh.

Hey Jeff,

where's the beef?

@drewbert has become my favorite duder. The dry humor and sly one-liners are fantastic.

The Mario block lamp is awesome

Looked like "Hidden In Plain Sight"

#teamboneless is good and all, but, Ripping flesh from bone? YOU CAN'T BEAT IT. It is the most primal and human thing a person could do. in the confines of society. well, right behind eating a turkey leg! Thanks Brad, I support you and those little piggly wiggleys. #teambrad.

The big Kvikk Lunsj is NOT the kitkat. The small kvikk lunsj is.

@danryckert "It says salt on it! It's like they're not even trying to hide it!"

The weird thing is that they aren't trying to hide it at all. Salty candy is a feature in....wherever the candy is from.

Dan and Drew's side of the office looks clean and empty. Meanwhile on Team Jeff and Brad side: chaos and lots of boxes!

Hey whoever sent in the beef jerky, please tell me where you bought it from!

Drew's hair is giving me a Leon S. Kennedy vibe.

It's nice to see some mailbags again.

I really think they should set up some cameras for this, because its awesome and Brad's camera work is pretty shoddy.

@fcdrandy said:

He's an avid follower of Kuvo's Tales of Vespersia LP.

As a norwegian hearing Jeff try to pronounce stuff in Norwegian is amazing. Some of that suff is nice but the liquorice and salt combo sucks!

Hang on, I thought most of the worst trolls came from Something Awful? What with GB's anti troll message lately (which I heartily agree with) I'm surprised to see him on there.