I Love Mondays - 01/28/2013

@gladspooky said:

@EvilKatarn said:

@EnduranceFun said:

Great, get Patrick to sit down with Swery, the only one of the five who didn't ER Deadly Premonition, and the worst sit-down interviewer of the entire site. How can Vinny not be part of the Gilbert or Swery interviews when he's one of the biggest fans of both? Vinny and Ryan were definitely the most interested in DP... oh well.

Yeah, this is fucking nonsense.

The original Swery interview is one of my favorite pieces of content on the site, just heartwarming stuff.

I can't imagine it turning out that good with Klepek there.

Patrick: "HEY HOW COME YOU GAME SO JAPANESE?!"

Swery: *annoyed glare*

Patrick: "IS THIS EMBLEMATIC OF GAMING TROPES?"

Swery: [in Japanese:] "How does he make typos when he's speaking?"

Patrick: "HEY I PLAYED A GAME ONCE, IT CALLED X-FILES."

Swery: *surprised look, nods approvingly*

hey, assholes, do you ever stop?

do you have anything BETTER to do???

you're already convinced it will be shit SOLELY because of patrick (somehow) so fuck off and don't watch/isten to/read it.

seriously just fuck off. it's getting fucking OLD.

not to mention it's immature and childish as FUCK.

I'm really liking DmC so far, only had one boss battle and it was a fairly simple affair and the games only really starting to get into adding all the traversal and combat abilities but its fluid and its fun and thats what matters to me in this style of games and I kind of dig the story.

Jeff's got this one right. I don't like bullshit either.

And this incessant DmC vs. DMC1-4 whining is the worst kind of tedious bullshit. Please go complain on the Capcom forums or something. Nobody here can/will help you. We get it, there's something you dislike about the game.

Don't buy it then. The end.

feel the fierce Tasmanian Force

@Branthog said:

I've never played a Devil May Cray game and nothing about this one appeals to me. It looks too fast and frenetic and "memorize 800 combos"-ish.

So you want it to be less complex?

Just gonna point out fuck DMC. Metal Gear Rising REVENGENCE is the only way to go!

REVENGE WITH A VENGENCE

REVENGENCE FOREVER

@FuzzYLemoN said:

"A lot of people like bullshit, but not me." *brandishes knife*

A fine addition to the pantheon of Gerstmoments.

The best thing about a Gerstmoment is that it immediately becomes a permanent Gerstmemory.