Quick Look: Breach

wow the rant at 20 mins in, jesus christ, reeks of casual
 
he goes on about how anyone serious about playing First Person Shooter games should be playing them on consoles, ROFLMAO!!! nice one.  
 
enjoy aim assist!

I'm really tired. It took me 3 tries before my brain accepted that it did not say Brink. Despite knowing it's not out yet.

Jeff can do a fairly decent, generalised, eastern european accent. I'd love to hear him do a Borat impression.

I liked what I played of the demo, although one of the turret's was glitched and kept teleporting me back to it.

Jeff and Brad aborted me. I am very sad now. Its kind of neat to be in a QL though.

I gotta hand it to ya. You put a lot of effort into trying to say "This kinda sucks" in the nicest possible way =p.

" "very crowded market" actually no its not, there is only one FPS thats popular and thats modern warfare and its dominating the field    there hasnt been a good FPS in a looong time(counterstrike), it also helps that you dont suck terribly at games, like most your reviewers "

" wow the rant at 20 mins in, jesus christ, reeks of casual  he goes on about how anyone serious about playing First Person Shooter games should be playing them on consoles, ROFLMAO!!! nice one.    enjoy aim assist! "  

The walk and run animations somehow give the impression that the player is limping constantly. However, this game looks awefully generic und the in-game UI is just fugly.

Kind a ugly game, pop ins and ugly textures, long load times. Just because a game is $15 does not mean you don't have to make a nice game. The physics seams to be strange to, take a look at the crater in the bridge, looks like someone have removed a part of a clay bridge.

This needed to be  a PC QL, that has to be one of my biggest problems with the review format here. The problems that they experience on the 360 version seem like they would be non-exsistant on pc. Also Jeff seems to be really down on the game for no real reason for a $15 game it looks quite competent. Remember Jeff not everything has a $20mil budget like COD.

Seems weird to not have any breaching in a game called Breach. Where is the breaching in Breach?

" The walk and run animations somehow give the impression that the player is limping constantly."

I thought this was a Brink quick look. but alas i am dissapoint

Needs more Nas.

Getting called a bitch at about 18:31 was worth watching this.

That's too bad. Game has some interesting ideas, just looks and feels a little rough.

" I thought this was a Brink quick look. but alas i am dissapoint "

" Wait, so did Jeff steal this from PAX then? How'd he get away with that?  "

" "very crowded market" actually no its not, there is only one FPS thats popular and thats modern warfare and its dominating the field    there hasnt been a good FPS in a looong time(counterstrike), it also helps that you dont suck terribly at games, like most your reviewers "

The world does not need this game. It will fail. Where's the personality? Where are the new ideas? People, let's send a message: shovelware will not be tolerated.

This game looks so bland and generic .. I don´t even know why is there a quick look about it

bleh, this still looks terribly rough and i was looking forward to it.

All these players, all playing CoD.

this sure looks like a video game.

I just played this, it's horrible. The maps have no inspiration to them at all. The destruction is poo.  
Gunplay is poo. 
 
Game lags, freezes, host constantly disconnects. It's too bad, cause I thought it'd be a fast paced destructive shooter!

Scooby Doo style is my favorite sexual position.

" Seems weird to not have any breaching in a game called Breach. Where is the breaching in Breach? "

" Seems weird to not have any breaching in a game called Breach. Where is the breaching in Breach? "

What an ugly, ugly game. I don't see why this should exist.

I don't give a shit about graphics, but that hitch thing after a kill, the cover system and a couple other things make it mediocre, I'll stick to my BC2 for now lol

Yeah man, this is going to destroy Bad Company 2 for sure!

wow loading times

Only took one sentence and it was clear they had already judged this, it's Scott Pilgrim all over again.

Game looks okay, aside from the technical issues. The only problem is is makes me think of what Six Days in Fallujah is/was. As a game that was going to hinge on presentation, Breach (if it really is based on Six tech) doesn't give me any confidence that Atomic could do it. 

Fucking MAGIC 2x4's !!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw Joystiq's own Richard Mitchell's gamertag in that map on the bridge. 

This kinda looks better than the PSN FPS "Modern Combat: Domination"....and that's not saying much

"Payback's a hitch."

My review:
 
Breach is an FPS made by Atomic Games. It's shit.

hmm black ops had that after kill hitchup, at one point. It also has lag, killcam framerate issues and some stupid design decisions like the game choosing to pick up weapons instead of disarming the bomb on the interaction button if both options are present

I love what the developer's conceptual meetings were probably like;
 
A: "So like, it's sort of a Call of Duty-style shooter."
 
B: "Oh, so what makes it unique?"
 
A: "...I'm sorry, what?"
 
B: "What makes it unique? Why would I choose this game over Call of Duty?"
 
A: "...Huh?"
 
B: "Fuck it let's do this."

generic