Quick Look: Call of Juarez: The Cartel

Wow, I've seen few things as scary as this video's thumbnail.

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

Is it odd that I'm looking forward to this way more since I heard the game was terrible?

I can already tell this is going to be great.

Wow this looks bad.

Really looking forward to this especially after Joystiq's review.

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

The graphics team for this game is either composed of racists or political cartoonists. 

I am the popo, ese.

Wow answering a phone during a fight, hardcore.

It's a bloody incomprehensible mess .

Having played through this...this game is garbage.

This seems super weird and not in a good way.

I want to play this for the bad VA

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Too bad that this looks like shit. Bound in Blood was a great game. 

Yo Obama. Now you are in video game!

McCall looks like Varric from DA2...

lol this game looks terrible - when it hits 5 quid I might buy it which will be soon I think

This looks like a piece of shit.

At least it isn't smurf's dance party.

The Call of Juarez games have never been anything amazing (a lot of FPS games aren't) but I enjoy them for what they are, games with a funny story and some great characters. McCall in CoJ 1! ... reading from a bible while killing people! .. loved it

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Same :<

Not even Obama could save this game.

Wow, that's a heap of garbage.

The other games were interesting, I quite enjoyed then. This just looks weird...

Uncharted 3 does have a buddy system in normal TDM and such, not just in the multi-team games, which are "a thing", by the way. Not sure why Brad always makes it sound like it's something special in UC3.

@Cerberus3Dog:

Which quick look?

@Eujin said:

@Cerberus3Dog:

Which quick look?

I think he means the 50 Cent: Blood on the sand quick look which i could swear i remember, but now can't find. Maybe it was all a collective dream :D

This is the second best quick look of a bad game with just a gun image for a main menu.

Wow, this looks bad

I like some of their ideas, but the end product is just a bizzare mess of game. This needed more time, money and care.

that was crazy bad

I don't understand how a game can be made in 2011 and be this shitty.
 
It's like they took a canceled PS2 game and updated the graphics as quickly as possible and shoved it out to stores.
 
Developers who make game of this quality should be sued. Anyone who pays $60 for this is a victim.

@Rufi91 said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Same :<

Wait... when did that QL disappear?!

I just can't get over how the enemies are randomly wandering around, occasionally throwing punches and then the next second acting like the player isn't even there as they stroll calmly away. The graphics are terrible, the AI is terrible, the Voice Acting is awful..... you can even see the textures blur in and out when the camera turns too fast.

And that phone call in the middle of the fight..... ugh.

lol comadore font....Jeff Mind=Blown~~~~

@Khann said:

@Rufi91 said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Same :<

Wait... when did that QL disappear?!

It's been gone for about a year now I think. It's a shame, that 50 Cent: BOTS quick look had so many good moments in it.

Hmm. This game is lacking polish to an incredible extent. But, there's some really interesting elements in it with the dirty cop stuff. I can stomach some jank if there's invention around it (I think Lost Planet 2 is great), so I'm kind of interested in it. Shame that it seems to have pretty terrible console controls.

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Rufi91 said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Same :<

Wait... when did that QL disappear?!

It's been gone for about a year now I think. It's a shame, that 50 Cent: BOTS quick look had so many good moments in it.

Man was there an explanation? I don't remember this at all :(

Maybe I'm just really tired, but I find all of the dialogue in this game hilarious.

Voice acting is painful. Like they were going for a certain tongue in cheek feeling, but it just ended up sounding like really bad acting.

@Khann said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Rufi91 said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Same :<

Wait... when did that QL disappear?!

It's been gone for about a year now I think. It's a shame, that 50 Cent: BOTS quick look had so many good moments in it.

Man was there an explanation? I don't remember this at all :(

Nope, I can't remember an explanation for it. Maybe they were asked to take it down? Can't say for sure.

"If those are different every time, that could be cool."
"Like, the tags different?"
 
What.

FISTICUFFS!  
 
This is the best kind of bad game. Can't wait to suffer through it. 

this game is no. 1 selling on the site where I buy games, I don't know why, there was no advertisement for this and I didn't knew anyone would have interest in this.