Quick Look: Call of Juarez: The Cartel

"Tip: Shooting a moving car will stop it."

Thanks CoJ!

Wow, they get rid of navarro and now brad takes his place.. is there anything brad doesn't complain about? Yes, the game sucks, but brads game play sucks too.. (not saying mine is any better, but hey. I don't play games for a living).

The first two games were pretty good,  this just looks crap  WTF have they done to the series. 

@EpicBenjamin said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@zaglis said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Rufi91 said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Same :<

Wait... when did that QL disappear?!

It's been gone for about a year now I think. It's a shame, that 50 Cent: BOTS quick look had so many good moments in it.

Man was there an explanation? I don't remember this at all :(

Nope, I can't remember an explanation for it. Maybe they were asked to take it down? Can't say for sure.

Not sure if serious or trolling about there ever being a 50 cent QL

Nope, I remember it. Jeff was talking about how it was a competent cover based shooter, commenting on the cash bonuses and the soundtrack. They started going through a enemy hideout, changing chapters to a desert fort where 50 Cent blew up a helicopter and then it ended with 50 Cent jumping over that big ass ramp.

Does nobody else remember this!?

That's were all the in jokes are from. Where the rest of the crew yell out "Hey 50! Yo 50! Get over here 50!" and the "Hey 50, hit that big ass ramp!"

EDIT: I watched the video review for 50 Cent: BOTS and all those sayings are in there. Gosh.... I don't think I imagining this!

What if i told you, that there was no 50 Cent Quick Look? That is was all a dream?

Guys, it was all a dream! http://www.formspring.me/jeffgerstmann/q/219193014847833090

Is Brad Shoemaker gonna have ta choke a bitch?

Is it possible to have two sound channels? one with the guys talking. one with only the sounds from the game.
 
in this video it would have been more interesting to hear what was said in the cutscenes... :-(

This is NOT Call of Juarez.

Let me put this as eloquently as I can. This game looks like a big pile of donkey shit.

@zaglis said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Rufi91 said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Same :<

Wait... when did that QL disappear?!

It's been gone for about a year now I think. It's a shame, that 50 Cent: BOTS quick look had so many good moments in it.

Man was there an explanation? I don't remember this at all :(

Nope, I can't remember an explanation for it. Maybe they were asked to take it down? Can't say for sure.

Not sure if serious or trolling about there ever being a 50 cent QL

Nope, I remember it. Jeff was talking about how it was a competent cover based shooter, commenting on the cash bonuses and the soundtrack. They started going through a enemy hideout, changing chapters to a desert fort where 50 Cent blew up a helicopter and then it ended with 50 Cent jumping over that big ass ramp.

Does nobody else remember this!?

That's were all the in jokes are from. Where the rest of the crew yell out "Hey 50! Yo 50! Get over here 50!" and the "Hey 50, hit that big ass ramp!"

EDIT: I watched the video review for 50 Cent: BOTS and all those sayings are in there. Gosh.... I don't think I imagining this!

I really like the look of the environments and it has some really slick ideas, but the gameplay just seems extremely mediocre.

The fighting system here is gives me motion sickness.

*sigh* The second game in the series was so damn good I was hoping it would keep that level of quality. Damn

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This is madness

This game looks horrible.

This reminds me of Kane and Lynch. Gameplay looks like it's getting in the way of story constantly, and vice versa. Most developers realize how hard it is to juggle both and just go do the Half-Life story in one room, game in the next design.

Like, a really great game might just make Brad press a button out of frustration with the storyline, and the result would be him choking that hooker. But this is not even a good game. Non sequitur conversation, repeated over and over by the same game cue, is what there is. Fisticuffs. Fisticuffs.

what-the-fuck-am-i-watching.avi

@EpicBenjamin: lol'd hard

The fighting system here is gives me motion sickness.

wow , thats the first time I ever got nauseous watching a quicklook,

this is way to jumpy

Wow that voice acting is horrible...

OnePissedArab is one shitty partner, but then what would you expect?
 
I thought this game had frame rate issues, but when I maximized the
Quick Look, the speed was normal.  Reminds me of COD/MW in the
multiplayer...I can afford to wait for a cheaper price down the road.

@Oni said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@zaglis said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Rufi91 said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Same :<

Wait... when did that QL disappear?!

It's been gone for about a year now I think. It's a shame, that 50 Cent: BOTS quick look had so many good moments in it.

Man was there an explanation? I don't remember this at all :(

Nope, I can't remember an explanation for it. Maybe they were asked to take it down? Can't say for sure.

Not sure if serious or trolling about there ever being a 50 cent QL

Nope, I remember it. Jeff was talking about how it was a competent cover based shooter, commenting on the cash bonuses and the soundtrack. They started going through a enemy hideout, changing chapters to a desert fort where 50 Cent blew up a helicopter and then it ended with 50 Cent jumping over that big ass ramp.

Does nobody else remember this!?

That's were all the in jokes are from. Where the rest of the crew yell out "Hey 50! Yo 50! Get over here 50!" and the "Hey 50, hit that big ass ramp!"

EDIT: I watched the video review for 50 Cent: BOTS and all those sayings are in there. Gosh.... I don't think I imagining this!

What if i told you, that there was no 50 Cent Quick Look? That is was all a dream?

Guys, it was all a dream! http://www.formspring.me/jeffgerstmann/q/219193014847833090

Conspiracy! I could swear I remember a fucking QL on it. THERE WAS A QUICK LOOK. ILLUMINAUGHTY IS RESPONSIBLE

Is it me or do those menu screens seem to be taken straight from Operation flashpoint Dragon Rising?

Constant annoying phone calls and cliché urban setting? What is this? GTAIV?

Plastic Obama is pretty much the scariest thing in three dimensions.  Sign him up for the next horror movie/game serial killer franchise!

...quality.

Man, this game is bad on all angles. Graphics are horrible, AI seems dumb as a brick, voice acting is terrible, and the controls seem poor.
 
Also, the Obama plastic mask is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.

This whole thing looked terrible. Yet it's all somewhat interesting.

Why would they possibly have a guy who doesn't have even a fourth-grade grasp of rudimentary grammar write the text in their game? How did everyone else involved in the development let something so pathetic, unprofessional, and trivial-to-fix slip by? This is seriously the work of an adult? The writer is an absolute imbecile.

Much worse, this entire project is profiteering on an ongoing conflict that has claimed tens of thousands of lives, ruined communities, and crippled a nation. Innocent people who are breathing right this moment will die violently in the next few days because of this horrendous situation. What kind of tactless scum-feeder would exploit and glorify that to churn out a quick buck with a shitty game?

Worthless dreck like this makes the industry as a whole look bad. Everyone who contributed to the production of this atrocity should be ashamed of themselves. A bad game is one thing; this is a war crime.

This game looks fucking hilariously bad.

God this looks so bad. A shame because it seems like it has potential in all its ideas and concepts...

And you thought the phonecalls in GTA4 were bad!
 
Wow. If this game's purpose was to satirize modern society with how we're all attached at the hip to our phones, well done. Taking a phonecall in the middle of a fist fight is hilarious. No idea what the hell they were thinking, especially with that Obama mask. That's pretty friggin' offensive

Why would they possibly have a guy who doesn't have even a fourth-grade grasp of rudimentary grammar write the text in their game? How did everyone else involved in the development let something so pathetic, unprofessional, and trivial-to-fix slip by? This is seriously the work of an adult? The writer is an absolute imbecile.Much worse, this entire project is profiteering on an ongoing conflict that has claimed tens of thousands of lives, ruined communities, and crippled a nation. Innocent people who are breathing right this moment will die violently in the next few days because of this horrendous situation. What kind of tactless scum-feeder would exploit and glorify that to churn out a quick buck with a shitty game?Worthless dreck like this makes the industry as a whole look bad. Everyone who contributed to the production of this atrocity should be ashamed of themselves. A bad game is one thing; this is a war crime.

Jesus... that mask.

@InfamousBIG said:

@Oni said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@zaglis said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Rufi91 said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Same :<

Wait... when did that QL disappear?!

It's been gone for about a year now I think. It's a shame, that 50 Cent: BOTS quick look had so many good moments in it.

Man was there an explanation? I don't remember this at all :(

Nope, I can't remember an explanation for it. Maybe they were asked to take it down? Can't say for sure.

Not sure if serious or trolling about there ever being a 50 cent QL

Nope, I remember it. Jeff was talking about how it was a competent cover based shooter, commenting on the cash bonuses and the soundtrack. They started going through a enemy hideout, changing chapters to a desert fort where 50 Cent blew up a helicopter and then it ended with 50 Cent jumping over that big ass ramp.

Does nobody else remember this!?

That's were all the in jokes are from. Where the rest of the crew yell out "Hey 50! Yo 50! Get over here 50!" and the "Hey 50, hit that big ass ramp!"

EDIT: I watched the video review for 50 Cent: BOTS and all those sayings are in there. Gosh.... I don't think I imagining this!

What if i told you, that there was no 50 Cent Quick Look? That is was all a dream?

Guys, it was all a dream! http://www.formspring.me/jeffgerstmann/q/219193014847833090

Conspiracy! I could swear I remember a fucking QL on it. THERE WAS A QUICK LOOK. ILLUMINAUGHTY IS RESPONSIBLE

This is a realy bad quicklook of a realy bad game.

@Elusionar said:

@InfamousBIG said:

@Oni said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@zaglis said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@Khann said:

@Rufi91 said:

@Cerberus3Dog said:

@EpicBenjamin said:

YO OBAMA HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP.

lol, I wish that quick look was still up.

Same :<

Wait... when did that QL disappear?!

It's been gone for about a year now I think. It's a shame, that 50 Cent: BOTS quick look had so many good moments in it.

Man was there an explanation? I don't remember this at all :(

Nope, I can't remember an explanation for it. Maybe they were asked to take it down? Can't say for sure.

Not sure if serious or trolling about there ever being a 50 cent QL

Nope, I remember it. Jeff was talking about how it was a competent cover based shooter, commenting on the cash bonuses and the soundtrack. They started going through a enemy hideout, changing chapters to a desert fort where 50 Cent blew up a helicopter and then it ended with 50 Cent jumping over that big ass ramp.

Does nobody else remember this!?

That's were all the in jokes are from. Where the rest of the crew yell out "Hey 50! Yo 50! Get over here 50!" and the "Hey 50, hit that big ass ramp!"

EDIT: I watched the video review for 50 Cent: BOTS and all those sayings are in there. Gosh.... I don't think I imagining this!

What if i told you, that there was no 50 Cent Quick Look? That is was all a dream?

Guys, it was all a dream! http://www.formspring.me/jeffgerstmann/q/219193014847833090

Conspiracy! I could swear I remember a fucking QL on it. THERE WAS A QUICK LOOK. ILLUMINAUGHTY IS RESPONSIBLE

This is a realy bad quicklook of a realy bad game.

I just wanted to see how many quotes it would take to fill up your screen

Also, this is a bad game, but I thought it was well worth the $5 I recently paid for it new for PC. The PC version at least looks good and isn't all blurry and bloomy like the console versions. It's still buggy and the game mechanics are really strange. The shooting feels solid though. Story sucks, but it has boobies and strippers. There are a few laughs in the game too, but not intentionally by the developers. If you loved the first two Call of Juarez games as much as I do, I'd say buy this but for no more than $5. It ain't worth a penny more. Plus the retail boxed copy ($5 ohhh ya) is steamworks so it's even more worth the $5. I love it when retail boxed games use steamworks. Makes all my games organized on my shelf and in my computer.

LMAO. The Eddie's mask has Barack Obama with troll make me laugh. Call of Juarez: The Cartel was too much humorous and jokes.

@epicbenjamin: LOL. You're funny.

This game seems terrible, but hot damn do I want to play it now to see just how bad it gets.

Fun fact! The politics in this game are completely reversed: it's usually white American human traffickers kidnapping economically poor Mexican girls and women!

But hey, nationalism in videogames is a helluva drug.