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Quick Look: Front Mission Evolved

Jeff and Brad evaluate whether or not this one should have stayed in the primordial ooze.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Oct. 18 2010

Cast: Jeff, Brad

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

Front Mission Evolved

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Everything Brad said about FM's franchise history was wrong. lolz

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@Gilbert64 said:
" hahahahaha your wanzer is outdated. "
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I bet the one thing going through Brad's head during the boss fight was whether or not the boss was going to teach him how to train Specters.

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Wanzer sounds like slang for penis.

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Edited By BobJustBob

Notice that during the boss battle, the boss' health bar doesn't appear until the first time Jeff uses EDGE and then the health bar is full. Everything before that point was completely ineffective and meaningless. Ugh.

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Edited By koolaid

I don't know?  Didn't seem that bad?  I mean, it's no modern warfare, but it doesn't seem awlful.  That boss battle did drag a little bit.
 
I'm a huge fan of front mission 3, one of my favorite rpgs.  Since this is all third person shooter I might not be down.  But didn't seem that bad. 

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Wow! Japanese gaming sucks ass.

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Edited By ShaolinSpade

so this is exactly an armored core 1 clone?

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Big, wrinkly, outdated, liver-spotted wanzers.

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I loved Front Mission 3 to death on the PSX. Seeing this makes me think twice about ever buying a game from square again. What an aborted fetish of a product; a true abomination.

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hahaha I KNEW this game was going to be shit.
 
what a bunch of fucking morons.  Square should just stay in Japan after FF13, FF14, and now this bullshit.

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@BobJustBob said:
" Notice that during the boss battle, the boss' health bar doesn't appear until the first time Jeff uses EDGE and then the health bar is full. Everything before that point was completely ineffective and meaningless. Ugh. "
Now imagine doing that with a fully built up edge bar since the AI tells you it's more effective, only to waste it all and not notice any effect at all.
Maybe I should write a personal review for this game.
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garbage

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Edited By owl_of_minerva

Square Enix =/= Japanese gaming, derpers.

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Your Wanzer is soooooo outdated!

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Edited By winsord

Though this looks bad, it's made me want to go and play Chromehounds, which is awesome.

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i like what brad said bout thinking about all the games he has to review hahah

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Question for developers: why would you put, in a 5 min boss battle, the same 3 lines of dialog that are spoken every 5 secs?

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Those cockpits are too spacious.  Suspension of disbelief broken.  Game ruined.  :(

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Wanzer? As in Walking Panzer? Can someone attest this?
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Wherez the turn-based part??

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Edited By Addfwyn

Just want to note to the people who like to complain about Japanese gaming in every thread...this isn't developed by a Japanese company, SE didn't develop it. 
 
Which is a shame, cause the FM games they DID make were awesome strategy games, not generic third person shooters.  I guess using the argument of people in this thread, that means American gaming sucks ass?  Oh wait, gross generalizations are stupid. 
@GunnBjorn:  
Yes, it's wanzer from 'wanderpanzer'.  

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Edited By zagzagovich

It's not terrible but very unpolished. There is very little detail to levels, on foot parts are terrible, the story is very plain and the action can get boring pretty fast. Also it's super short. The good thing is that it reminded me to download that fan translated FM 5 and it's great. If you liked 3 and hated 4 check out 5. It's some of the best mech turn based strategy out there.

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I was always a big fan of the Front Mission games, and seeing this piece of garbage makes me really sad for this series. We already have such a struggle getting Front Mission games into the states to begin with, and now with this downright abomination it will be used as further evidence in some dark meeting room as to why they shouldn't bother making FM games or bringing them over for us anymore.
 
And this doesn't look like "bad Japanese developing" to me. This looks like something that the Japanese would make because they think the West would like this style and then it's doubly bad.

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Also, is it me, or are quick looks shorter lately? Little saddening to see so many QLs under 20 minutes, more than I'm used to seeing, at least. Maybe it's just my imagination.

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wanzer is a very lame name

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Edited By yukoasho

To the people bashing Japanese gaming, listen to the QL again, this was developed by Double Helix, a western company.
 
As to the game, it doesn't look bad per se, but it's not going to take the mantle of mech gaming from Armored Core.  SE needs to do a LOT more for this game to work.

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There's no easy way to say this, so here it is: 
 
Your Wanzer is outdated.

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Edited By Det1
@YukoAsho said:
" To the people bashing Japanese gaming, listen to the QL again, this was developed by Double Helix, a western company.  As to the game, it doesn't look bad per se, but it's not going to take the mantle of mech gaming from Armored Core.  SE needs to do a LOT more for this game to work. "
No, it's bad. I played it.
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@Marokai said:
" Also, is it me, or are quick looks shorter lately? Little saddening to see so many QLs under 20 minutes, more than I'm used to seeing, at least. Maybe it's just my imagination. "
Some do seem shorter, but they are still at least 20mins for the most part. ANd there have been a whole lot recently. Anyway, the super meatboy QL is 50 mins, so there you go.
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Surprised to see a Quick Look for this.  Quick review:  the single player is cliched and kind of eh, the online is pretty good when you get some ranks and can actually find a match.
 
Really wish there were more people online for it...

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Chicks dig giant robots.
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Edited By Chris2KLee

I was considering this for a bargain bin buy when the price dropped, but no I don't even think I'll even do that. I loved the Front Mission series as a tactical RPG, and the idea of a more action oriented Armored Core experience had me interested. But this seems dull as hell, and the boss battle was ridiculous.

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The only thing I liked was the mech designs. I'm gonna go see if there's an art book for this.

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I miss Chrome Hounds online play...

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Edited By Caudill

This game was SHORT and although it had it's moments, I'm glad I only rented. It's just not that great...
 
I really wish they would of just gave us another REAL Front Mission game, although I'm sure it wouldn't have left Japan that way :(

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Yawnfest.

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That was really an ugly explosion, Michael Bay should have done something about that.

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Japanese devs haven't made an appealing game in such a long time....Excluding Nintendo of course

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This looks like the most boring game ever.  Too bad.  I have a soft spot for the old Front Missions.

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I wonder if any of these mechs can pull out a big ass knife.

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Well, I'd play it if someone gave it to me, but I wouldn't spend money on it.

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a good american dev team should make a good mech game 
 
or hideo kojima. he gets it right

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Love the turn based Front Missions, this is complete trash.  

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I'd leave too.

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That looked like shit.

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Yeah, that looked dreary and dull.

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"Your wanzer is outdated" - is the boss telling you that your wanzer sucks ass and you need to upgrade it, which is why they were doing so little dammage.
 
As someone who has no appreciation for the Front Mission series having never played previous games, this robot action game is still kind of MEH.  I played this at release and it is super arcady and not a robot sim, but for an arcady robot shooter the action is avarage and on normal is a complete cakewalk. Part customization is kind of unbalanced, hover and quad legs being useless, lock on missles being OP, and instead of balancing torso parts and weapons you simply get more and more powerfull versions that look the same but are 2-10 times better as missions go on, but your enemies even tho look the same get tougher similarly. 
 
On foot parts suck.
 
Oh and PC version graphics are abysmal as are the controls. It's a bad port.
If you do get it at all get it on console.
 

@Gorikka

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" @smitty86 said:

" so did they have some type of meeting where someone demanded an increase in quick looks? if so, promote that person "

Absolutely. I've been practically weeping with joy in the past weeks. "
 It's just release season, that's all.
 

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" @BobJustBob said:

" Notice that during the boss battle, the boss' health bar doesn't appear until the first time Jeff uses EDGE and then the health bar is full. Everything before that point was completely ineffective and meaningless. Ugh. "

Now imagine doing that with a fully built up edge bar since the AI tells you it's more effective, only to waste it all and not notice any effect at all. Maybe I should write a personal review for this game. "
This only happens once as a tutorial on the EDGE system, like remember in Castlevania:LOS  you needed to get the concentration meeter up the first time for the werewolf to start trying to kill you.
 
During the game you can use EDGE or not use EDGE to defeat bosses it is not necessary and up to you.
It's more effective since you get more slo mo time. The reason they are getting so little slo mo time is because it takes away a set amount for one use and then you have little left to drain for the actual time period, so when you have a 100% the bullet time is much much longer, you can even kill some bosses before it ends.
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@JoeyGM77: Like to note again, because people here don't seem to realize, this was made by an American company.  The tactical strategy FMs were awesome games :(
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Damn....that Wanzer is so outdated.